1. grover5's Avatar
    Anytime you want to borrow the rope give me a shout
    Lend it to the alien first.
    07-20-18 08:31 AM
  2. grover5's Avatar
    Happy Friday all!
    07-20-18 08:32 AM
  3. kbz1960's Avatar
    Things are getting a little slow in here.
    The train needs repair.
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    07-20-18 02:02 PM
  4. kbz1960's Avatar
    Happy Friday all!
    Is it?
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    07-20-18 02:04 PM
  5. grover5's Avatar
    Is it?
    Is what?
    07-20-18 03:34 PM
  6. Carjackd's Avatar
    Is what?
    What it is!
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    07-20-18 10:51 PM
  7. anon(4297019)'s Avatar
    Anytime you want to borrow the rope give me a shout
    I'm not done yet. Continuing with the story , I had booked that week off on vacation but when I found out that they were coming I cancelled my vacation and went to work that week. I had booked that week for vacation to do yard work and take down the roof and netting on my gazebo before winter hit. Well while I was at work there was a windstorm that demolished my gazebo while they stood at the window and watched it disintegrate. They were nice enough to send me a picture of it once it was destroyed while I was still at work.

    I don't swim so when I decide to jump into the water, please don't tell me you have rope. Just let me go...
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    07-21-18 12:55 AM
  8. anon(4297019)'s Avatar
    It's a great day to be alienve!
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    07-21-18 12:57 AM
  9. anon(4297019)'s Avatar
    The train needs repair.
    I'm on it. Where did you park it?
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    07-21-18 01:00 AM
  10. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Lend it to the alien first.
    I could never hang myself because ya gotta leave a note. I'd have to do a first draft, then a second draft, ( maybe a third draft) but by then book offers would start commin' in, followed by a movie of the week and I'd have a reason to live.

    It's not always 'that' easy being me. I mean, just add water to Muppet and he sinks like a sock. (you may use less water to slow down the process) That way, you get to watch him tread for an extra moment before it's over. ( or you may use more water) Doing it that way , you could watch him flop around like a fish "before" throwing him in.
    With Jackd, all ya gotta do is tell him to count to 4.
    With Z... well, there's sumpin about the way a bald head just floats, which is actually quite fun to watch and ya just don't want it to end.
    In the case of JayDee, you just wouldn't believe the number a mail thingy's you can find in the water.
    Hit Yamma over the head with his Hamma and it's all over before its begun. What fun is that? Let him live. He'll think nobody cares.

    Kids.. don't try this at home. we use professional Muppets . The different being... it's just more fun watching a professional Muppet because in the end they're really all just Muppets. And you're probably thinking, why can't we all just get along??
    Because in the end they're really all just Muppets.
    Last edited by Lostboy5151; 07-21-18 at 04:42 AM.
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    07-21-18 04:27 AM
  11. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    I'm on it. Where did you park it?
    (I'm gonna go way out on a limb here) You're on it!!
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    07-21-18 04:44 AM
  12. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    Ya bring home a bunch of homeless socks??

    And what would be wrong with that? Sockist.
    Don't give ME attitude. All I did was ask a question.
    07-21-18 04:49 AM
  13. kbz1960's Avatar
    Is what?
    What?
    07-21-18 10:27 AM
  14. kbz1960's Avatar
    I'm not done yet. Continuing with the story , I had booked that week off on vacation but when I found out that they were coming I cancelled my vacation and went to work that week. I had booked that week for vacation to do yard work and take down the roof and netting on my gazebo before winter hit. Well while I was at work there was a windstorm that demolished my gazebo while they stood at the window and watched it disintegrate. They were nice enough to send me a picture of it once it was destroyed while I was still at work.

    I don't swim so when I decide to jump into the water, please don't tell me you have rope. Just let me go...
    The rope is faster
    07-21-18 10:28 AM
  15. kbz1960's Avatar
    It's a great day to be alienve!
    Is it?
    07-21-18 10:28 AM
  16. kbz1960's Avatar
    I'm on it. Where did you park it?
    That way - - - - - - - >
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    07-21-18 10:29 AM
  17. kbz1960's Avatar
    I could never hang myself because ya gotta leave a note. I'd have to do a first draft, then a second draft, ( maybe a third draft) but by then book offers would start commin' in, followed by a movie of the week and I'd have a reason to live.

    It's not always 'that' easy being me. I mean, just add water to Muppet and he sinks like a sock. (you may use less water to slow down the process) That way, you get to watch him tread for an extra moment before it's over. ( or you may use more water) Doing it that way , you could watch him flop around like a fish "before" throwing him in.
    With Jackd, all ya gotta do is tell him to count to 4.
    With Z... well, there's sumpin about the way a bald head just floats, which is actually quite fun to watch and ya just don't want it to end.
    In the case of JayDee, you just wouldn't believe the number a mail thingy's you can find in the water.
    Hit Yamma over the head with his Hamma and it's all over before its begun. What fun is that? Let him live. He'll think nobody cares.

    Kids.. don't try this at home. we use professional Muppets . The different being... it's just more fun watching a professional Muppet because in the end they're really all just Muppets. And you're probably thinking, why can't we all just get along??
    Because in the end they're really all just Muppets.
    Bobber. Cool
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    07-21-18 10:31 AM
  18. kbz1960's Avatar
    Peep
    07-21-18 10:32 AM
  19. kbz1960's Avatar
    POOF
    07-21-18 10:32 AM
  20. kbz1960's Avatar
    Oh, Saturday
    07-21-18 11:35 AM
  21. grover5's Avatar
    Is it?
    Is what?
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    07-21-18 12:59 PM
  22. grover5's Avatar
    POOF
    Woot
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    07-21-18 12:59 PM
  23. grover5's Avatar
    Oh, Saturday
    Oh Canada
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    07-21-18 12:59 PM
  24. grover5's Avatar
    Saturday!
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    07-21-18 01:00 PM
  25. grover5's Avatar
    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    Ya bring home a bunch of homeless socks??



    Don't give ME attitude. All I did was ask a question.
    Muppets must of conquered your planet. Sockist.
    kbz1960 and jaydee5799 like this.
    07-21-18 01:01 PM
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