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    i feel rested kinda but when i cough, i choke....not a pretty thing to be doing around people
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    10-20-16 03:27 AM
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    so i am up early to evaluate the situation
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    10-20-16 03:30 AM
  3. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    ok im awake and up and have a headache and am coughing like a fool
    How do you tell the difference from a coughing "fool" and a coughing JayDee?
    You've no fool... so, that means you're intentionally coughing like a fool. (Probably just for the attention,huh??
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    10-20-16 04:31 AM
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    i don't know if i am going into work
    Ahhh! But ........

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    10-20-16 04:34 AM
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    How do you tell the difference from a coughing "fool" and a coughing JayDee?
    You've no fool... so, that means you're intentionally coughing like a fool. (Probably just for the attention,huh??
    my husband said, "I know they say 60 is the new 40 but honey, that description doesn't fit you. STay home."
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    10-20-16 04:39 AM
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    i think he was trying to say my asthmatic body can't deal with too much stress and activity.....so i am going to stay home from work for the rest of the week and try to see the doc.
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    10-20-16 04:40 AM
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    you are right! He DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    10-20-16 04:40 AM
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    drinking water and hot tea has helped the headache. Coughing has helped to move the stuff making me sick. Every bone in my body aches.
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    10-20-16 04:42 AM
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    i feel rested kinda but when i cough, i choke....not a pretty thing to be doing around people
    Well then make it as ugly as you can. Pretend to faint.... Grab onto someones coat and as you slowly slide down to the ground, plead for help.
    Be creative. This is your chance to get back at some of those other teachers you've spent years dreaming of all the ways you'd love to torture them.

    Now get out there and be that scary old teacher that everyone knows wants to get out and create mayhem!
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    10-20-16 04:43 AM
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    my husband said, "I know they say 60 is the new 40 but honey, that description doesn't fit you. STay home."
    What a crock! If he REAlly LOVED you he'd say : Honey, you're 60. you're old. Stay home and act your age."
    And while you're at it tell HIM to stop fantasizing about 40 year olds!
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    10-20-16 04:47 AM
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    Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
    Ahhh! But ........

    http://res.cloudinary.com/urbandicti...wiccastmsb.jpg

    you are right! He DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    By now you should know, I'm always right.
    But it's nice to hear it anyway.
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    10-20-16 04:49 AM
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    drinking water and hot tea has helped the headache. Coughing has helped to move the stuff making me sick. Every bone in my body aches.
    Even the one in your little toe? How's your bedonkeybedunkeybutt feel?
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    10-20-16 04:52 AM
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    i think he was trying to say my asthmatic body can't deal with too much stress and activity.....so i am going to stay home from work for the rest of the week and try to see the doc.
    Just stay out of the family room!!
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    10-20-16 04:53 AM
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    so i am up early to evaluate the situation
    What's to evaluate? Have some Grand Marnier in a hot snifter to start the day. It'll sooth your throat and make you drowsy so you can sleep.
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    10-20-16 05:01 AM
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    Are you registered?
    No one has ever asked ,but weather I am or weather I'm not ....I am!!
    And considering I'm my own trademark, I suppose my birth certificate would prove nothing at all.
    I mean if standing right in front of you isn't proof enough, a certificate probably won't be much help, which is probably why no one has ever asked me before....
    But you just HAD to come along and start trouble didn't you!!

    The real problem here isn't about me, it's about weather or not you've painted the fake fireplace in your entertainment room with the escape window., yet!!
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    10-20-16 05:18 AM
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    What about the cats?

    Roadkill!!
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    10-20-16 05:19 AM
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    My mind is blown
    That\'s the first trueful thing you've said in quite a while.
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    10-20-16 05:21 AM
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    I think your version is more catchy

    There's just no end to my talent.
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    10-20-16 05:23 AM
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    And posting? You are one step away from becoming JD
    You really CAN'T count, can you!!!!!
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    10-20-16 05:24 AM
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    Limited to what?
    Hell, I don't know! Make something up. If it was the other way around I'd probably end up doing an entire rant about your limitations!!
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    10-20-16 05:27 AM
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    there are worse things he could become....like sane!
    Still in denial, I see!!
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    10-20-16 05:28 AM
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    What about a tracheotomy?
    That would work. And all she'd need is a larger straw like the ones the conveniently bend at the top.
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    10-20-16 05:31 AM
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    What a crock! If he REAlly LOVED you he'd say : Honey, you're 60. you're old. Stay home and act your age."
    And while you're at it tell HIM to stop fantasizing about 40 year olds!
    good idea! hahahahahaha
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    10-20-16 05:37 AM
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    That would work. And all she'd need is a larger straw like the ones the conveniently bend at the top.
    i was thinking about a straw for that....i watch too many medical shows.
    Remind me never to come to you for medical advice that DOESN't involve pills
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    10-20-16 05:38 AM
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    Well then make it as ugly as you can. Pretend to faint.... Grab onto someones coat and as you slowly slide down to the ground, plead for help.
    Be creative. This is your chance to get back at some of those other teachers you've spent years dreaming of all the ways you'd love to torture them.

    Now get out there and be that scary old teacher that everyone knows wants to get out and create mayhem!
    haha. I am staying right in my nightgown and watching some bad tv and drinking tea all day....much the same as i will do when i retire. Consider this a dress rehearsal.
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    10-20-16 05:39 AM
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