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We have smartphones too, ya know!!
We already know you're at Lowes. We know where your headed (don't need gps for that) and we know when you'll reach your destination. Doofus!

Maybe I was high at Lowe's

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Originally Posted by jaydee5799 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
Nail appt for manicure today and getting Chinese food afterwards!

She went all Whitney Houston on us?


I couldn't say because she got into the tub 15 minutes sooner than she should have and almost drowned.

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Nooooo Shirt!!!!!

No shoes, no service

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Ya know how I say sometimes I actually understand what you're saying?
Again...This isn't one of those times!!

Let's keep it that way

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Ya can't be getting them and be done at the same time.
It would totally mess up the Time Zone Continuum Thingy!

Maybe you are right...but I doubt it

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you remember fire drills, LostBoy. It's when you take a tiki torch and set fire to anything you can find and then announce. Be calm. This is only a drill!

You're fired!
I remember causing a few fire drills.

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Oh thanks! That made me feel soooooo much better. Except Monday is a holiday (hint : rant) and I have the day off!!!

I think we have heard the Columbus Day rant before, unless he has new material? Hmmm...maybe a Canadian Thanksgiving Rant?

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No I couldn't. I'm a public servant. We make low wages.

How much do your u expect to get paid for posting, napping, eating and shopping?

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Sure. Why not? Haha. I am so happy to be done with this week that I am giddy.

Ummm...who gave Jaydee the overdose ?

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Pre- anything is always good

That's not what she said

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I don't understand either of you

All is right then

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We've all been locked out before but I managed to get locked in last night. Pretty sure Rosco was struggling more than me as he is only partially trained for indoor plumbing. Turns out a locksmith can charge $240 at 2:00am...I don't think I can bill that much?

Lock and load!

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holy outhouse, batman! 240???? damn, i'm in the wrong business!

Well, if you were picking locks at 2 am instead of napping , posting , eating, you could rake in the big bucks too......for some reason I think there are advantages to your job JD over lock picking

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i can't even keep my temper

You can keep it, you just can't return it for a refund

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Yup, I was delirious coming off a 24 shift and a day on-call. It was craaazy...DTEK comes today. Can't wait to be a newbie asking all the dumb questions and getting the best responses like SEARCH THE FORUM!!!

I got 20 that says your first question will be..."how much is postage to return this? "

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So my presentation was postponed till Tuesday. Yay

Do you mean preponed?

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And work is done and I have a long weekend off!

Everyday is. Saturday and it's an endless long weekend

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gonna be a great meeting today. i am going to tell someone else to do my part of the presentation. screw this crap

That attitude is guaranteed to land you employee of the month!

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Gotta get some groceries tonight and then I can do the hair appt thing tomorrow.

I just kicked the in laws out

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I am so tired I need a nap. Maybe tonight.

But wait! You're not working?

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yummy! I had leftovers for supper

I threw the leftover turkey in the freezer...headed to the grey bump tomorrow

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i really need sleep

Just too much good baseball on to sleep right now...it's been a baseball marathon today

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Good evening peeps

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Just glued to the tube watching ball. Jays are up 2 games to nuffin

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A martini ?

A single malt scotch. Not shaking but sitting calmly.