[jaydee5799]

Free Willy.

sounds good

[jaydee5799]

Don't pee in the pool.

yeah cause we don't swim in your toilet

[jaydee5799]

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perfect!

[jaydee5799]

Indeed.

indeedy dooooooooooooooooooo

[jaydee5799]

and now only half an hour to quitting time.

[jaydee5799]

but there are a lot of administrators running around in the halls.

[jaydee5799]

but that's a good thing

[middbrew]

but there are a lot of administrators running around in the halls.

No running in the school! Tell them they are to walk and not run.

[eiruvrav]

but not in a library....not supposed to be all this noise.

In a schools library it sure is

[eiruvrav]

go in the pool and get clean

A chlorine bath I prefer not

[anon(3732391)]

How about the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 situation? With 35 reported explosions.... a recall, while in the works, still has not been made official.

And then, I got to thinking........... If you happen to be one of those Middle East folk and you wanna blow up some infidels (Us) ya kinda have to go through South Korea where they make these phones.
And what better way then to hide inside the phone and blow things up?? They are recruiting them younger and smaller these days.But of course, they're steering away from any talk of terrorism and trying to blame it on the battery makers. Yeah, like who would believe THAT!!!

Well, you're lucky I think of these things so you don't have to. Besides, I'll bet, not ONE of you even made the connection!


But in some positive news today....
Donald Trump unveiled a plan to boost military spending by tens of billions of dollars , promising major increases in the number of active troops, Navy ships and submarines, and fighter planes as he works to convince skeptics in both parties that he's ready to lead the world's most powerful military.

That should put an end to any more Note 7 devices from blowing up!!
Trump jumped on this phone thing like a kid with nuclear bomb codes. Why take out a few malls here and there when you can take out the entire planet, right???
I mean, what else can you do with tens of billions of dollars ??? Rally for peace??

[eiruvrav]

Always expect the unexpected.

But then how can we have a surprise in life?!?

[eiruvrav]

Don't pee in the pool.

Why not it gets rid of athletes foot!

[eiruvrav]

Just let me know if you do pee cuz ill be staying away from that pool

[eiruvrav]

yeah cause we don't swim in your toilet

Or anyone's toilet for that matter

[anon(3732391)]

No running in the school! Tell them they are to walk and not run.

Telling them to walk and not run has about the same effect as saying (as the fire alarms go off) Don't panic! WALK in an orderly fashion ......
If the kids are anything like we were the best way to get their attention is to yell... STOP RUNNING OR I'LL SHOOT!!

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by middbrew
Don't pee in the pool.

yeah cause we don't swim in your toilet

Maybe not but they're still great to soak your feet in!!

[eiruvrav]

No running in the school! Tell them they are to walk and not run.

Only the kids need to behave the administration can eat in class and run in the halls it's ok

[middbrew]

Why not it gets rid of athletes foot!

I'm safe, I'm not an athlete.

[eiruvrav]

Telling them to walk and not run has about the same effect as saying (as the fire alarms go off) Don't panic! WALK in an orderly fashion ......
If the kids are anything like we were the best way to get their attention is to yell... STOP RUNNING OR I'LL SHOOT!!

That didn't work when I was a kid

[eiruvrav]

I'm safe, I'm not an athlete.

Ever go to the gym?

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by middbrew
Always expect the unexpected.

But then how can we have a surprise in life?!?

Because, there's always the chance that the one time you do expect the unexpected... you get exactly what you did expect!!

[eiruvrav]

Originally Posted by middbrew http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
Always expect the unexpected.


Because, there's always the chance that the one time you do expect the unexpected... you get exactly what you did expect!!

But that's not a surprise in today's world of craziness

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
Telling them to walk and not run has about the same effect as saying (as the fire alarms go off) Don't panic! WALK in an orderly fashion ......
If the kids are anything like we were the best way to get their attention is to yell... STOP RUNNING OR I'LL SHOOT!!

That didn't work when I was a kid

I only said it was a better way to get their attention. It didn't work for me either, so I didn't think I had to go into that.
I just took it for granted so I'm glad you mentioned it. And naturally, the next course of action would have been to shoot back!

[anon(3732391)]

But that's not a surprise in today's world of craziness

What exactly do you mean by "in today's world?" As if it was any more or less crazy yesterday? The only difference is in the change in vocabulary.

At one time it was "Golly Gee, Beev... It sure is crazy today.! Or, FAr Out. the world is like totally crazy today. Can you dig it??

The world was crazy yesterday, It's crazy today and it'll be crazy tomorrow. The surprise will be in how it is described. LIke they might say, The world is way crazy today, How rad is that??