[Carjackd]

that's YOUR job!

Don't make it sound like work...it will take all the fun out of it

[Carjackd]

Morning and now afternoon Carjack'd!

Hey Jaydee

[Carjackd]

SO while i was lounging around in my nightgown, my son and his friends stopped by! I quickly got dressed and whisked on some makeup and after they left i had to start all over again. haha

Back to lounging

[Carjackd]

Oh Man!!! Could you downgrade the "Hate" to "really dislike?"
Otherwise, I'm gonna have to start a new chapter and Jaydee has given me enough to write a book already. Actually, I'm thinking a weekly sit-com, with Rosanne Barr playing the part of JayDee.
I'm thinking Steve (sam) or Don (Louzer) for the part of Tom Arnold!
It would be about about a bag lady/house wife who hates most everything except food and of course takes everything out on the Tom Arnold character. We'd watch as Rosanne dieted until she got so big it looked like she might explode any minute and we'd leave her in that state at the season finale , like a cliff hanger and we'd all gosup about how the next season would open (or not)

Funny stuff, huh??? (Hey, It's a gift! Why have it if i don't use it,right??)

Ok I down right dislike house guests

[anon(3732391)]

SO while i was lounging around in my nightgown, my son and his friends stopped by! I quickly got dressed and whisked on some makeup and after they left i had to start all over again. haha

Oh, I know...I know!! It's gotta be a real hassle to try to put makeup on so early and when you're in a rush.
At times like this, one of those red noses really helps to stop people from staring at the botched job you made of your face.

A paper bag also works real good!

I read it in an article in Cosmo!!! (What???? you don't believe me???)

[anon(3732391)]

i don't know what we will do when we have teams and no managers!

We don't need no stinkin' manayers!!!
And teams? How would THAT work. I mean, try putting Z and Jackd together and you still don't get a 'whole."
It's every nut-case for themselves here!

But, if it does come to having teams, stick with me. we'll drug the other team and win by default!

Well.... I think of these things so you don't have to!!

[anon(3732391)]

Ok I down right dislike house guests

Oh! Thank You... THank You!!
I won't make fun of those beautiful majestic Blue Mountains in return. And now that I think of it, those furniture pics were really nice. Got more???

[anon(3732391)]

hope everyone will be safe!!!!

(* she sez as she sticks pins in a voodoo doll of a guy with very long hair)

[anon(3732391)]

Ok I down right dislike house guests

I've learned not to assume anything because you Canadians do things a bit different than we do in the states.
So, I just wanna clarify this house guest thingy!

Do they actually bring their house with them?
Down here we have guests in our house. Seems much easier that way. I could get into the "logic" of it but I know you're still trying to figure out the first part
and i don't wanna overload anything.

[anon(3732391)]

Morning! What's the haps?!?

Now we have "Haps????"
Everyone back in line for your haps shot!! (and if you don't make a scene when you see that needle, you'll get a twinkie for being good Pantless peeps!)

[anon(3732391)]

Good morning Pantless

Hey FanBoy!!! What it is????
Haven't seen you in a while. How's tricks??

[anon(3732391)]

It's going to rain

Far out! Just think of it as one hell-of-a great rainy day!

[anon(3732391)]

That storm in the tropics

It's coming here

Oh! That sounds sooo exciting!!

[anon(3732391)]

'Sup ya'll.

Sup??? Wow, The season is starting early this year.
OKKK! everyone back in line. It's a good thing we're pantless cause this shot goes in one of your cheeks.
Everyone???? Assume the position! and don't mind me at all. I'm not a real doctor but I play one in the Pantless Asylum so you're as safe as you're gonna be.

[jaydee5799]

Hiya JayDee!
Hey.. you don't need your gf to go shopping. All the sales people know you by name and treat you like you're their best friend already.
You're more famous than your chili. (trust me!)

Alright! Maybe I went to far with the "trust me," but the rest is pretty right on!!

HAHA! You are right, you now. Even when you're delusional, you're right!
But she did call and we're gonna go see a movie and then go to dinner.

[jaydee5799]

Oh! That sounds sooo exciting!!

i don't think it is tho.....too much rain! flooded basements. Wait. Do they have basements?

[jaydee5799]

Now we have "Haps????"
Everyone back in line for your haps shot!! (and if you don't make a scene when you see that needle, you'll get a twinkie for being good Pantless peeps!)

slang is not tolerated here i see. haha

[jaydee5799]

good thing my haha is

[jaydee5799]

(* she sez as she sticks pins in a voodoo doll of a guy with very long hair)

how did you find out about that?????
hahahahaha

[jaydee5799]

We don't need no stinkin' manayers!!!
And teams? How would THAT work. I mean, try putting Z and Jackd together and you still don't get a 'whole."
It's every nut-case for themselves here!

But, if it does come to having teams, stick with me. we'll drug the other team and win by default!

Well.... I think of these things so you don't have to!!

that's a good plan of action! Except I would have to mail them the drugs and that's against federal postal laws i think.

[jaydee5799]

Back to lounging

i thought about it but then decided to get going.

[jaydee5799]

It's nice to be loved. Ya the treacheroushttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...e21d066383.jpg blue mountains....all 280 meters of vertical terror

looks peaceful. Can you hear sounds in the silence?

[jaydee5799]

Oh, I know...I know!! It's gotta be a real hassle to try to put makeup on so early and when you're in a rush.
At times like this, one of those red noses really helps to stop people from staring at the botched job you made of your face.

A paper bag also works real good!

I read it in an article in Cosmo!!! (What???? you don't believe me???)

No i don't believe you! lol
and contrary to popular belief, i don't have one of those red noses. But i DID manage to swipe on some makeup to look half presentable

[jaydee5799]

the other half, well............

[itsachickthing]

Sup??? Wow, The season is starting early this year.
OKKK! everyone back in line. It's a good thing we're pantless cause this shot goes in one of your cheeks.
Everyone???? Assume the position! and don't mind me at all. I'm not a real doctor but I play one in the Pantless Asylum so you're as safe as you're gonna be.

Sometimes 'you're as safe as you're gonna be' is as good as it gets!!

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