[Carjackd]

I'll take the over

[Carjackd]

i made my famous chili. I do love to eat all types of food. But you already know that!

We do, but tell us again

[Carjackd]

i have been ignoring the zombies. on purpose

They called , and asked about you

[Carjackd]

Good evening

What is so good about it?

[anon(3732391)]

I know you've been very patient waiting for a good rant from me and I feel obligated to give you one.

Humans are sick! Opps! It's not politically correct to say that, any more then it is to call someone ret@rded. So, let me rephrase that statement.
Humans are sick AND ret@rded! (Yeah! that sounds better)

If it's not a syndrome, it's a disorder. Jet lag is only a scratch compared to Anxiety disorder, polar disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Personality disorder, Paranoid Personality disorder, Schizoid personality disorder, Borderline Personality disorder (I think I have that one. I like to live on the edge) Attention Deficit Hyperactivity disorder, Eating disorders, Nervosa Sleep disorders, Seasonal Affective Disorder, Antisocial Personality disorder, Anorexia, Schizophrenia, Depression........

If you don't have any of the above disorders then chances are you're in denial but it's not too late to get a case of the latest sick ret@rded symptoms that are directly caused by your mobile device.
"Do you often feel like your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket even though no one is calling?"
"Is this imaginary buzzing slowly driving you mad?"
If you said YES, then like millions... (yeah, I said millions) then like millions of your fellow humans, you've vexed by a phenomenon that has been officially dubbed
"PHANTOM VIBRATION SYNDROME!"
(Man, I couldn't make this stuff up on my best Brief Psychotic Disorder day)

A survey at Baystate Medical Center in Springfield Mass:final results suggest that millions of mobile device users regularly experience tactile hallucinations and have something vaguely in common with meth addicts who feel insects crawling beneath their flesh. (I think these people were forced to watch Reefer Madness one too many times) Anyway, they go on to blame everything from cell phone radiation to stress!
And.. because this is so new, there's considerable debate over the right treatment for PVS. (I feel symptoms of Paranoid Personality Disorder coming on from just writing this, but I feel compelled to inform as many people as I can about PVS, otherwise I may be susceptible to Panic attacks or delusional disorder.. ( oh, scratch that one. I'm already deliriously Delusional.)
One less syndrome I have to worry about!

This survey goes on and on about what may be the cause, but of course no info on how to treat it.

Now, considering I burnt out most of my brain cells in the 60's (the natural way) I'm certainly no authority on a quick fix but I'm gonna go out on a limb here.

First... a disclaimer: Through self-diagnosis, being brain-dead, with Borderline Personality Disorder Blah..blah...blah... I can't be held responsible if the following causes anyone any kind of distress.

If you think you have PHANTOM VIBRATION SYNDROME all I can say is: Are you sick or re t@rded????
Turn off the vibrating function on your device and keep it out of your pocket.

Ya know, I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction! If you live on this planet you're guilty. PERIOD! Your birth certificate is proof of guilt!


(information from this report came from WIRED magazine, CME and PSYCH CENTRAL Websites, among other related websites.)
The ranting came from me!

[anon(3732391)]

[anon(3732391)]

Hey! Ya ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed???


I think of these things so you don't have to!

[anon(3732391)]

There not really Blue doofus... well they are named from the blue clay found in the mountain. Hardly a mountain though...it is part of the Niagara escarpment which runs from Niagara Falls to Tobermory

Niagara escarpment to Tobermory????

You've been drinking again, haven't you!!!!

[anon(3732391)]

Just a beautiful day here ...another amazing Saturday

Yeah, yeah! Blah, blah, blah!
Where are the mountains? All I see are bumps!

[anon(3732391)]

Look...im just trying to back your story .

What motivation could I possibly have given you in the past 4 years to Back anything I say???
You've gonna have to come up with a much more convincing story than that!!

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
And where'd you get the idea that this is a "Nation?"
It's an Asylum! Remember??? That's why I always handed out meds????

So it's more like a dictatorship?

Of course not! If you can unlock the main doors...you're free to come and go as you please.
If you need a quick escape, just rack up enough infractions and they'll even escort you out!

[itsachickthing]

Morning! What's the haps?!?

[TGIS]

Good morning Pantless

[TGIS]

It's going to rain

[TGIS]

That storm in the tropics

[TGIS]

It's coming here

[shabbs]

'Sup ya'll.

[middbrew]

What are the odds?

I'll take the under.

[jaydee5799]

Think?

oops! my bad

[jaydee5799]

I'll take the under.

sold!

[jaydee5799]

'Sup ya'll.

Aloha!

[jaydee5799]

That storm in the tropics

oh no! they have been watching it!

[jaydee5799]

It's coming here

i hope your here is not up the coast!

[jaydee5799]

It's going to rain

we are going to have a sunny low humidity day in the 80s

[TGIS]

i hope your here is not up the coast!

I'm 5 or so miles from the coast. It just rain, anyway