[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by kbz1960
I resemble those

You do too!

Well, if he does, then you must, too!

[anon(3732391)]

Bring in the heat!

Can't! The heat guy is home with a cold.

[anon(3732391)]

otherwise, hell! I'm on vacation! I don't want to do anything!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not a vacation! It's called out of work!

[anon(3732391)]

Should have tried the green market

Bet you could get a great deal on Astro-Turf at Canadian Tire!!

[anon(3732391)]

i don't think the green market sells grass.....lettuce maybe tho

Think of it as Pasta. Pretty much the same stuff just different shapes.
Put your favorite dressing over a bowl of grass and you'll still have crunchy dressing!

[grover5]

I do what? What did I do????

Unthinkable alien things. Shameful really.

[anon(3732391)]

same here. We have a lawn service treating the weeds and they are growing quite a bumper crop right now

GROWING a bumper crop? What kind of lawn service GROWS weeds????
Get a Chia-pet...It's cheaper And will look much nicer on your bumper!

[anon(3732391)]

i hear the locusts. Thats an august thing. why are they out so soon here????

Advanced Marketing!!!

[anon(3732391)]

You You have it in a nook, you can buy it, it's a book...good ahead and take I look....i will not eat green eggs and ham

Give it up for our in- house poet!

[anon(3732391)]

When I dip you dip we dip

Who.. it appears wants to be an English Teacher when he grows up!

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by Carjackd
I'm not sure why they call it Canadian bacon in the US. We call it back bacon.
Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
Best I can tell... it's called Canadian bacon because it's not from Canada and Back bacon sounds like something Canadians would call it!

Hey!! Back off!

Well, then don't enquire next time.

Besides, "back bacon" sounds like a variety of Spam!
Did you know that Spam originated in Canada?? Bet ya didn't know that, did you!!!

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by kbz1960
I do

I now pronounce US Doofus and Goofus

FIFY

[anon(3732391)]

Whack

What's a Whack???

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
A shrub is a shrub. You pour your favorite dressing on it and you've got a crunchy dressing!!

not crunchy lettuce....tender lettuce....leaf lettuce fresh from the GREEN MARKET

Do I write in some foreign language that you don't understand,JD?

MY point is that lettuce "basically" tastes the same and the main difference is the look. So, you use dressing to give it the flavor you want which pretty much over powers
the taste of the lettuce. So, what you're left with is a tender to crunchy tasting dressing!

Jeezzz!!

[anon(3732391)]

i stuck to my diet strictly today and ate no junk food. Junk food is not my problem. FOOD is. Second helpings are my problem. And i did A-OK today!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you crazy? You definately must be losing it!
Today was National Junk Food Day.

How could just ignore it? It's un American.

[anon(3732391)]

Who got time, met some clients to pick up their rental app, dropped off some feature sheets to one of my listings. Took the boys out for lunch, Went to the office to drop of the rental app and then went for a dip with the boys. Went back to the office t sell a client an extra parking spot in the new condos I have been selling, then he tells me he wants to see and buy a condo in Milton where we are building. So I've booked booked showing, and showing him in an hour then I need to get to Carter's soccer game and then back to the office to load up the trailer onto the truck so I can get out of here tomorrow on holiday. I have have feeling I will be hanging signs from the cottage . No rest for the wicked

Met Clients, took boys to lunch, and so on........ Borrrring!!
When's the wicked part start? THAT'S what we wanna hear about!

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by kbz1960
Good thing you can work from the bench.

You got that right

You?? Work??? Where's the "right" part?

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by kbz1960
Good thing you can work from the bench.

May not have to, everything may go down tonight..like I haven't ran around enough

Now, THAT you got right!

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by kbz1960
If it's fresh it's crisp and crunchy, no?

It is what it is

Then answer the question!

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
I do what? What did I do????

Unthinkable alien things. Shameful really.

Well, Looky here! The Rag-a-NuFFiN showed up just for me!
You stalkin' me, Muppet???

[anon(3732391)]

It's dinner. Ribeye on the Grill! (Charcoal broiled)

Pffft to you too,.. Doofus!

[Carjackd]

I do what? What did I do????

That!

[Carjackd]

Originally Posted by kbz1960 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
I resemble those


Well, if he does, then you must, too!

Oh I'm sure I did

[Carjackd]

Can't! The heat guy is home with a cold.

Give him some Buckley 's and let's go!

[Carjackd]

Bet you could get a great deal on Astro-Turf at Canadian Tire!!

They don't sell any space stuff there