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I think it's until it's gone but in your case...................

And it's sooooooooooooo true!

Oh ya?? I lost virginity back in High School and I don't miss that too much. So there !

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Damn the luck

Just not the duck

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OUCH

Not there

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WAIT! There is a strawberry rhubarb tea?????????????


I want some!

1 part strawberry
1 part Rhubarb

Add hot water!

Purchase all items at the Fresh Market...whatever you do don't got to the green market.

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It's old. We all get a little slow when we are old.

Slower than a goofus or doofus?

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so my tv upstairs wasn't working this morning. Turns out the digital adapter (POS) burned out. I went and got a new one and bingo! Back in business!

Nice�

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no strawberry rhubarb wine....although there are lots of strawberry teas!
Try Strawberry Paraiso from Teavanna

Wait!! There is strawberry Rhubarb wine? I'll pass. I prefer the normal wines..like..."You never take me anywhere, we never do anything. "

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Almost sounds better than oatmeal!

Almost...don't underestimate the power of the oat

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Can't wait till it snows!

Do you have an inside source at the weather channel or do you just come here for the weather like I do

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Let me rephrase..
And you know where you can put it!


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Up you nose with a rubber hose still!

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We don't have deep pint out here, unless you are talking about ice cream!!

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Combine my pint with your pint and we have a kick @ss float

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Which part? Until it's gone or in my case??

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Your case is closed. The defense rested (or took a nap) a long time ago.

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Typical King! Wants to cluck the Queen!

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He'll cluck whatever he can

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what a hair style, right? haha!!!!

Oh back then you were probably proud of that hair did done do

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Fresh or Roadkill????

She keeps dodging that question

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Awww! You were sooo cute! What year was that taken? Trying to figure out what kind of car that is. Musta been the late 30's/early 40's??????

Well...the car does have a wheel, so we know bit was sometime after the wheel was invented

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Hey..Today is MOON DAY! How exciting is that!!

It says that Moon Day commemorates the day man first walked on the moon in 1969.
I don't think they got that one quite right, because I was flying all over the universe in 1969.

I'm pretty sure it's just a typo and they meant moon day as in bending over and "mooning" someone. I mean it's not even a "National" day.
So, let me be the first to wish you all an Awesome Moon day!

Here's to you, Pantless! http://www.picturesanimations.com/3/3d_smileys/0351.gif

"That's one small step for Man, one giant step for mankind " #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

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Yeah! we should crown him.

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That's my crown, get your own goofus!

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You did all that AND played Bingo??? YOu be busy!!!

B9.....if you get a tumor I hope it's b-9

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Isn't that funny??

What part?

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Thank you, may I have another.

Make it a double

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Awe. Did you tell your brother to stop playing with himself?

Lmao!!!

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You're killing me Z

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So does rain.

Purple rain?

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That's the jester hat.

Here is a hand "jester" for ya