[anon(3732391)]

I'll go pretty much anywhere that I can slack

Your concentration level is astounding. Or comprehensive level. Can't decide which.
I wrote that whole rant and all you got out of it is this???

[anon(3732391)]

I can name that tune in three notes

OK!
Note One
Note Two
Note Three.

Name that tune!!

[anon(3732391)]

That doesn't surprise me what so ever

What I DO know is that most NOTHING surprises you because you don't know what it's about!

I'm right.;.. aren't I??? Yep! I knew it!

[anon(3732391)]

I assume cause I have nothing to do?

I thought you were on vacation. You do nothing when you're NOT on vacation.
YOu having a midlife crisis ,Jackd????

No gay bars up where you are??

[anon(3732391)]

Well you've got Family day to look forward to!

[anon(3732391)]

Cool, cause I didn't give a shirt

I didn't have that option!

[anon(3732391)]

What happened to 2010's?

It's all still part of the 2,000's.
I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to knock Fanboy out of last place.
You'll have to work a lot harder to get that far down!

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by jaydee5799
Happy Canada day to all

Thx Jaydee

pffft!

[anon(3732391)]

So there are no cows involved with what you are doing?

Well, that would be in the pie department. She's talking about the Chicken coops!

Cluckin' Shirt no matter what department !!

[Carjackd]

I am so sick of airport food. I feel like tom hanks in the terminal

Tom Hank's may very well be terminal

[Carjackd]

Thought I'd give my phone a rest and my eyes a rest from crying and type on my ipad

Better find a charging station in that airport

[Carjackd]

So seriously tired and sick of people! And my plans ruined hamsters birthday party! Damn

Hey! The show must go on!

[Carjackd]

We will be cramming all the food one person can eat tomorrow. I took the 6 pm flight from here and now it's not supposed to leave till 7:15

The plane had to do its make up and curl it's hair

[Carjackd]

I guess things are going wrong all over. Excuse the spelling. Can't see and have no desire to correct it

Well don't expect my Priv to do it

[Carjackd]

Looks like all I get to do when I arrive tonight is crash on the sofa and ask hamster fir a drink

So it's just like being at home?

[Carjackd]

Have not checked the zombies today. That's probably a good thing

I can't be bothered...cluck em

[Carjackd]

I'm not but I don't live in Canada either

We will leave the side door open for you if Trump wins the election

[Carjackd]

I hear rumbling and keep thinking it's thunder till I realize I am at an airport

Someone passed gas I assume

[Carjackd]

Think I can find an outlet?

Why do you need new shoes?

[Carjackd]

Ok so our flight in enroute and I may be getting out of this hell hole soon

Sounds like you are still at work

[Carjackd]

Think I can find an outlet?

I thought this was your outlet, go ahead and vent

[Carjackd]

What does that even mean??
And why do you insist on looking at the worst of everything? You're in a situation that you can't change by being negative and miserable.
So why not make the best of it and turn it into an adventure!!!

Start with some Philly cheese steak

[Carjackd]

Well, that's nothing new. But don't blame yourself for ruining Hammy's party.
Well, unless you were flying the plane...... otherwise, it's not your fault.
It times like this that it's a blessing that we have Jackd's Priv and Verizon to blame things on!

Freak ' n inlaws!

[Carjackd]

You could have so much fun doing things to take your mind off this. Hide something on yourself that will go off when you go through security. when they can';t find it, maybe they escort you to a room where they'll strip search you. You'd be surprised how the time will fly with a good strip search!

Yes....make it a vibrator ...then say...."i was wondering were I stuck that last week."

[Carjackd]

Oh, Look who decides to show up and doesn't even say hello before catching up!

Happy international Joke day>
Hey and Monday is Family day!

Hello! You feel better that I acknowledged your presence ?