[grover5]

Meeting a friend for a steak and some pinot noir. A good thing to do on a Friday.

[jaydee5799]

So does that mean I'm normal? Or a newbie? I'm going with the latter because I'm definitely not normal!

I think he paints with a wide brush

[jaydee5799]

Is that good or bad?

Good for him and the jury is out on the rest

[jaydee5799]

Meeting a friend for a steak and some pinot noir. A good thing to do on a Friday.

Steak sounds yummy. Can't wait for dinner tomorrow for the anniversary party

[jaydee5799]

Going to see Joel and Rebecca tomorrow too. Excited for that.

[jaydee5799]

And my girlfriend thinks she feels better and wants to go to the fresh market tomorrow. So off we go

[jaydee5799]

There are always things there to buy, fresh breads, cheese, snacking nuts, some whole wheat pasta, sparkling mineral water and a while lot more.

[jaydee5799]

Gonna be a scorcher tomorrow tho. Very warm for us. 94

[jaydee5799]

I really can't deal with it

[jaydee5799]

I might take a nap and then go to bed

[jaydee5799]

I can't believe how much better the air is in the house.

[jaydee5799]

That laptop fan was just not cooling it fast enough

[Carjackd]

they say rain for everyday but i have yet to see a drop

Its just so humid it could rain at anytime

[Carjackd]

we got the air conditioner in the family room, which means i don't have to spend my time in the attic.

Good cause attics are usually hot in the summer

[Carjackd]

Greetings Pantless

Hey LostOne!

[Carjackd]

Ya ever have one (or more) of "those days" where you have every intention of posting and keeping up on the nonsense but something distracts you and before you know it
you're a few hundred miles from home camping and fishing and simply forget about it???????
Me either!!!

I promised a Memorial Day Rant and I don't have one!!! Yeah....Yeah! I know you're all disappoint but you also know it's NOT a celebration. So this week end go out (or not) and get
shirt-faced... NOT because you're having fun, but because you're really bummed about this stupid human thingy.

BUT.... I DID promise a rant and I know how you look forward to them (yes, I love you, too) so I'm gonna post this thingy from two years ago because it COULD have been written today.

A LostNotes Special Update
The Mental State of The Pantless Nation
Jaydee made it very clear that her entire family is nuts. And anyone who deliberately looks for hail storms to drive into, belongs here.
Hamster has a typing dysfunction yet makes as much nonsense as anyone and is a good friend of JD's, which makes her nuts by association. And you don�t know delusion until you�ve been in a Hammy Sammich.
Jackd makes no bones about the fact that he talks to himself and answers (in posts) and least we forget was May's "Lurker Of The Month." That's nuts!
(I could write a book on this Doofus but this is from two years ago and i didn't know that he was as clucked up as he is) That's actually a compliment!
September's collection of vibrators (disguised as phones) isn't what you'd call normal. It's nuts! (and is one theory as to why she�s MIA.)
Tempur (giggle) seems nice but then she has to compensate for Shirley She should be in a straightjacket (for her own protection)
Z is not sure who he is at times and while most of us can account for at least one of us, Z can only account for half of himself, looking to Jackd (who couldn�t pick himself out of a lineup) as his other half.
Roscoe is nut's in the material world and no amount of virtual therapy is gonna help that.
MB seems a little more normal than most which makes him dangerous.
Middbrew admits to being in rehab, yet still offers help to anyone who asks. That, in itself is an act of delusion which only makes others who listen to him nuts..
SLFF.... is SLFF (If anyone can come up with a better explanation, we�d all love to hear it)
If I left anyone out� it�s not my fault. I�m the oldest one here and while I�m the ONLY sane one among us, things like names, places, along with where and who I am, plus keeping track of the Zones, being keeper of the rules and having the responsibility of Clouding The Issues and Causing Controversy� I may, at times forget something� like names, places, where and who I am along with other things that I can�t remember at the moment.
We�ve got a few newbies who I don�t quite have a handle on yet, but they found their way into the zone which means there�s something wrong with them. I simply haven�t figured it out yet!
One thing�s for certain, though. We have one very disturbed group of people here.
If you're a part of The Pantless Nation, you�d be certifiably insane in the material world.
But here in The Asylum we prefer Delusional over Insane simply because if you�re insane they give you a straightjacket, which makes it very hard to work anything that requires the use of your hands, where if you�re Delusional, they give you meds, which makes it equally as hard to work anything but is a hell of lot more fun.
And for the most part while every day is a great day, sometimes a not so great day gets thrown in to the mix.
When that happens�. STOP! Take a deep breath along with a handful of meds. In no time (depending on how zoned you are and which zone you�re in) you'll feel better, it'll clear your mind (or completely empty it) and you'll remember where you left your beer.

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I remember being Lurker of the Month...wow .. Thats at least a few years old

[Carjackd]

Well, aren't YOU special!
I still do mine manually. .http://www.picturesanimations.com/3/3d_smileys/0360.gif

If someone were to get a hold of that remote, things COULD turn real messy.

The president has the button and I have the remote

[Carjackd]

Well, I can see by the absence of Pantless, that you all are out Celebrating the concept of war and killing and eventually annihilating the Human Race altogether.
( That WOULD make my job a LOT easier)
This is really a day for the kids. The earlier you instill all this into their minds the easier it'll be to control him or her when they get old enough to say:
"Well, That's what I was brought up to believe.,"

If you have a kid that has reached that age, you can do a simple test to see if they were one of the chosen ones.
Just TELL them to kill the neighbors cat and if his composure changes and you see a (kind of) sinister smile on his face... ...

(oh, and it doesn't have to be a cat. I love cats. It was just an example... I coulda used 'Possum" instead but I don't think you would have taken this seriously.

I would have taken it seriously regardless

[Carjackd]

So I have my ac in the window and they have their anniversary party. Oh and since my gf said she didn't feel well and couldn't go shopping...I am getting my nails done! Mani and pedi. yay!!!

Life is good then!

[Carjackd]

So does that mean I'm normal? Or a newbie? I'm going with the latter because I'm definitely not normal!

I'd just go with it

[Carjackd]

Meeting a friend for a steak and some pinot noir. A good thing to do on a Friday.

I had friends over did spinach infused chicken burgers on the grill with salad

[Carjackd]

And beer. This crazy beard Wild Apple has incredible flavour

[Carjackd]

I think he paints with a wide brush

I take the over on him still using his fingers

[Carjackd]

Gonna be a scorcher tomorrow tho. Very warm for us. 94

Yep, I have a few quick appointments in the morning, then hitting the pool.

[Carjackd]

That laptop fan was just not cooling it fast enough

I'm sure