[jaydee5799]

And there ain't nuffin funny about Jaffers singing

haha i haven't heard Jaffers sing in a while!

[jaydee5799]

None yet but that's a great plan

full house

[jaydee5799]

I'm home ...im out...im home...im out

i'm home. finally. Now that the dental hygienist stretched my mouth a hundred ways till Sunday for all those xrays! Damn!

[jaydee5799]

I love it when I get here on time and they make me wait 30 minutes...but be 1 minute late and they're calling my cell

that sounds about right. These guys always call and say can you come in early????

[anon(3732391)]

OK I won't. Hey Madge! You're soaking in it!

She hasn't even got it yet and it's in the shop. Apparently a problem with the wireless charging

I hope you're not saying she got an electric car. They ARE becoming very cool but you KNOW she'd forget to plug it in.
If it's for the phone, She'll never get around to using the charger anyway. I mean, if she can't use the old-- plug-it-in-the lighter cable.

Besides, I don't think it can be charged wirelessly while she's holding it and that only happens when she drops it.
But, I guess in her case, she COULD get a good trickle charge out of it.

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
I've felt Muppet before. It usually feels kind damp from the last persons hand that was up there.

that's too much information!

I forgot! YOU don't like socks.
He'd make a good slipper, though!!

[anon(3732391)]

happiness that comes from a chemical compound

Well, sometimes liquids are just not an option!!

[anon(3732391)]

i need a bench for when i retire

If you plan it just right, you can skip the bench and get a nice pinewood box!!

[grover5]

Home from work. Feeling a little better. No thanks to the crazy advice of cutting back on pizza and martinis.

[anon(3732391)]

Home from work. Feeling a little better. No thanks to the crazy advice of cutting back on pizza and martinis.

It's just sad that people make fun of those that they don't understand.
Back in the Day... they didn't HAVE that "make fun" thingy.

They just snuck up behind you and glued you to a tree.

[MarsupilamiX]

Thank you. May I have another?

[MarsupilamiX]

that's too much information!

[MarsupilamiX]

Omg, everything I say just sounds so wrong

[jaydee5799]

A Man With No Enemies

Meet Walter Barnes - All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.

"Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned to face the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all them assholes."

Then he calmly returned to his seat.

[jaydee5799]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/up...-me-rollin.jpg

what are you saying?

[jaydee5799]

http://memesvault.com/wp-content/upl...t-Meme-091.jpg

hi Mars!!!!!!!!!

[jaydee5799]

It's just sad that people make fun of those that they don't understand.
Back in the Day... they didn't HAVE that "make fun" thingy.

They just snuck up behind you and glued you to a tree.

sounds like the good old days!

[jaydee5799]

If you plan it just right, you can skip the bench and get a nice pinewood box!!

i won't be needing the box............i'm gonna burn with the School building. They can put me in a jar

[jaydee5799]

Home from work. Feeling a little better. No thanks to the crazy advice of cutting back on pizza and martinis.

yeah if you don't feel well eating and drinking alcohol are the first things I'D try to get better!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaydee5799]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
I've felt Muppet before. It usually feels kind damp from the last persons hand that was up there.



I forgot! YOU don't like socks.
He'd make a good slipper, though!!

no thank you!

[Carjackd]

Just remember.....YOU said it! Not me!!!

I'll take the rap

[Carjackd]

I've felt Muppet before. It usually feels kind damp from the last persons hand that was up there.

So you're into sloppy muppet seconds?

[Carjackd]

i need a bench for when i retire

I can arrange that

[Carjackd]

i don't dabble in that either...i just take what they give me

Take it , shut up, and be high and happy or unhappy?

[Carjackd]

haha i haven't heard Jaffers sing in a while!

Maybe if we request a couple songs she will come out and we can all hide.....did you ever pick up those noise cancelling headphones? No better time to use them