[grover5]

Muppets found dead after Sesame Street serves GMOs at cast cafeteria

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Officials are calling it the worst massacre since Jonestown. Big Bird, Kermit the Frog and little Miss Piggy, along with the rest of the Sesame Street crew, were found dead this morning at the cast cafeteria. Police investigators claim that the Swedish Chef, who is now in custody, deliberately poisoned the Sesame Street crew by serving them genetically modified organisms (GMOs).

The scene at the cast cafeteria resembles a horror scene straight out of a Stephen King novel. The bodies of dead muppets littered the lunch room floor. Officials concluded that Miss Piggy died of suffocation after discovering a half-eaten genetically modified apple in her mouth, as well as severe throat swelling and organ damage.

Big Bird appears to have died of a massive heart attack. His left wing was found clutched over his chest next to a spattered glass of milk at the scene. The autopsy report revealed that hormones from the genetically modified milk caused his breasts to swell, thereby leading to a massive heart attack. The poor bird collapsed under his own weight.


Kermit the Frog appears to have choked to death after consuming a genetically modified insect. Genes added to the bug inadvertently caused its wings to expand to twice their normal size. Consequently, Kermit the Frog couldn�t swallow the beast as it frantically tried to escape from his wind pipe.

One of the muppets, the Cookie Monster, was found to have been killed by lung hemorrhaging after inhaling fumes from a Roundup-contaminated cookie.

The only muppet who escaped the debacle alive was a One Time Sock Named Grover. Apparently, the Rag-a-Nuffin had built up an immunity to genetically modified food after talking garbage for so many years.on an obscure website.

It's all lies. Lies perpetrated by an alien with violent thoughts about lovable Muppets.

[grover5]

Hey alien, is there like a cliffs notes version of your posts we can use? You know, something with fewer words.

[jaydee5799]

Muppets found dead after Sesame Street serves GMOs at cast cafeteria

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Officials are calling it the worst massacre since Jonestown. Big Bird, Kermit the Frog and little Miss Piggy, along with the rest of the Sesame Street crew, were found dead this morning at the cast cafeteria. Police investigators claim that the Swedish Chef, who is now in custody, deliberately poisoned the Sesame Street crew by serving them genetically modified organisms (GMOs).

The scene at the cast cafeteria resembles a horror scene straight out of a Stephen King novel. The bodies of dead muppets littered the lunch room floor. Officials concluded that Miss Piggy died of suffocation after discovering a half-eaten genetically modified apple in her mouth, as well as severe throat swelling and organ damage.

Big Bird appears to have died of a massive heart attack. His left wing was found clutched over his chest next to a spattered glass of milk at the scene. The autopsy report revealed that hormones from the genetically modified milk caused his breasts to swell, thereby leading to a massive heart attack. The poor bird collapsed under his own weight.


Kermit the Frog appears to have choked to death after consuming a genetically modified insect. Genes added to the bug inadvertently caused its wings to expand to twice their normal size. Consequently, Kermit the Frog couldn�t swallow the beast as it frantically tried to escape from his wind pipe.

One of the muppets, the Cookie Monster, was found to have been killed by lung hemorrhaging after inhaling fumes from a Roundup-contaminated cookie.

The only muppet who escaped the debacle alive was a One Time Sock Named Grover. Apparently, the Rag-a-Nuffin had built up an immunity to genetically modified food after talking garbage for so many years.on an obscure website.

This is hysterical!

[jaydee5799]

It's all lies. Lies perpetrated by an alien with violent thoughts about lovable Muppets.

How dare they?!?

[jaydee5799]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
I don't! In fact I say things that I know you WON'T get..... Not in hopes that maybe someday you will, but to keep a watchful eye to make sure you don't.
Ya see.... I have a plan to scare people into making an effort to evolve.
I plan to use you as THE example.
I already did a mock experiment on that but it didn't have the effect I thought it would.

Instead, they all went out and killed themselves.




You really know how to ruin the moment.
Here I am always saying these things about you and you always agree!!

I just don't know where to go from here. UP... you wouldn't understand.
I can't go much lower without digging to China.

Looks like we're goin' to China!

Possum

[jaydee5799]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
In the CAN????
Attachment 399573



I took that shot the day you BBQ'd the duck!

No BBQ in the duck! Not the duck!

[jaydee5799]

What's THAT all about???
DId the Genius help you with your p0rn?

My genius helped me with software. Thanks LB

[jaydee5799]

Maybe

I like zoopers!

[jaydee5799]

I saw

I didn't see anything.

[jaydee5799]

Maybe

Probably!!!!

[jaydee5799]

Hey hey

Hi Z! How's it going? I am on a long weekend.

[jaydee5799]

Originally Posted by Carjackd http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
Everyday is Saturday.. Hell , I'm doing yard work right now





It NEVER occurred to me that even your Saturdays suck!

There really IS no hope!!

All Saturdays are good. I'm going to use mine to drink. Haha

[jaydee5799]

Glad I got my groceries already and I'm in my nightgown. Resting.

[jaydee5799]

Very warm here today 78. Wow. I don't want it to get that hot right away! I need my air conditioner in soon.

[jaydee5799]

I will ask my son to install it when he comes home next time.

[shabbs]

Nice day here today... we hit 23 (73.4 for you 'Muricans).

[grover5]

We cooled down again. Around 55 right now. That should be tomorrow's high as well.

[grover5]

Back to low 70's by Monday though.

[grover5]

So ends the weather wrap.

[shabbs]

So Trump or Hillary eh?

Doors are open here any time kids...

[jaydee5799]

We cooled down again. Around 55 right now. That should be tomorrow's high as well.

we are going to get a storm so cooling might be on the way as well

[jaydee5799]

So Trump or Hillary eh?

Doors are open here any time kids...

no politics here. only ducks!

[jaydee5799]

So ends the weather wrap.

we needed the weather report!

[jaydee5799]

i am considering going to tea tomorrow....maybe on a rainy day it will be a good idea

[jaydee5799]

i bought myself some ice cream. Now i don't usually crave ice cream but with it being so warm today i thought, why not?