[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by jaydee5799
remind me wut?

I dunno that was so this morning

Doesn't matter, Jackd!
Just about ANYTHING you said would be something she need reminding of!
This is one time you can't go wrong!

[Carjackd]

Hey JAckd.... When did Fanboy start talkin' to himself out loud???

Umm....for about a week or toolkits rather refreshing

[Carjackd]

Am not.

Half a zooper!!

[Carjackd]

Originally Posted by jaydee5799 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
remind me wut?




Doesn't matter, Jackd!
Just about ANYTHING you said would be something she need reminding of!
This is one time you can't go wrong!

Right ...i was talking about Egg Benedict

[kbz1960]

Do you even know WHAT a peep is?
Have you actually ever even SEEN a peep... let alone, a GOOD peep????


I think not!!!

[anon(3732391)]

Or she. I dunno

Speaka da English????

[kbz1960]

still need groceries. And need to mail my broken G4 back to Ft. Worth

Back on your G4?

[anon(3732391)]

Grover is one lucky Rag-a-nuffin!

Where'd you get the idea he was lucky, to begin with??

[Carjackd]

Speaka da English????

Tell him ....Google translate is your friend

[kbz1960]

Muppets found dead after Sesame Street serves GMOs at cast cafeteria

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Officials are calling it the worst massacre since Jonestown. Big Bird, Kermit the Frog and little Miss Piggy, along with the rest of the Sesame Street crew, were found dead this morning at the cast cafeteria. Police investigators claim that the Swedish Chef, who is now in custody, deliberately poisoned the Sesame Street crew by serving them genetically modified organisms (GMOs).

The scene at the cast cafeteria resembles a horror scene straight out of a Stephen King novel. The bodies of dead muppets littered the lunch room floor. Officials concluded that Miss Piggy died of suffocation after discovering a half-eaten genetically modified apple in her mouth, as well as severe throat swelling and organ damage.

Big Bird appears to have died of a massive heart attack. His left wing was found clutched over his chest next to a spattered glass of milk at the scene. The autopsy report revealed that hormones from the genetically modified milk caused his breasts to swell, thereby leading to a massive heart attack. The poor bird collapsed under his own weight.


Kermit the Frog appears to have choked to death after consuming a genetically modified insect. Genes added to the bug inadvertently caused its wings to expand to twice their normal size. Consequently, Kermit the Frog couldn�t swallow the beast as it frantically tried to escape from his wind pipe.

One of the muppets, the Cookie Monster, was found to have been killed by lung hemorrhaging after inhaling fumes from a Roundup-contaminated cookie.

The only muppet who escaped the debacle alive was a One Time Sock Named Grover. Apparently, the Rag-a-Nuffin had built up an immunity to genetically modified food after talking garbage for so many years.on an obscure website.

How sad

[Carjackd]

Where'd you get the idea he was lucky, to begin with??

Hey nailed the under once

[kbz1960]

Zoppers are cute fuzzy little bots

Z has No fuzz and is too tall to be a bot.
He's kinda cute, though, so he MAY be related!!

[kbz1960]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
NO! And.... NO!
Not necessarily!!



http://www.picturesanimations.com/3/3d_smileys/0354.gif

You did it! You took my innocent post and found a completely different reply!
And, I get it!!!

I guess I'm gonna have to step up my abuse to get you to the next level.
This is exciting. Who could ever imagine that a Doofus could evolve???

But, hell, it was probably just an accident and he doesn't even know what he meant!

Maybe half.

[kbz1960]

I think G2hockey bought one

That explains a lot

[kbz1960]

Everyday is Saturday.. Hell , I'm doing yard work right now

I mowed today.

[kbz1960]

Did I have the under?

Half of it.

[kbz1960]

So half Zooper?

Maybe

[kbz1960]

Motorola sumptin

I saw

[kbz1960]

Half a zooper!!

Maybe

[kbz1960]

Hey hey

[anon(3732391)]

How sad

There...there! It's OK, Z!
They can make more!!!

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by Carjackd
Everyday is Saturday.. Hell , I'm doing yard work right now

I mowed today.

It NEVER occurred to me that even your Saturdays suck!

There really IS no hope!!

[anon(3732391)]

I'm with ya..i keep mine pretty stripped and it's why I like this stripped out version of MM that BlackBerry uses

What's THAT all about???
DId the Genius help you with your p0rn?

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
In the CAN????
Attachment 399573

Not that can...its reserved ,unlike the person sitting in it

I took that shot the day you BBQ'd the duck!

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by Lostboy5151
I don't! In fact I say things that I know you WON'T get..... Not in hopes that maybe someday you will, but to keep a watchful eye to make sure you don't.
Ya see.... I have a plan to scare people into making an effort to evolve.
I plan to use you as THE example.
I already did a mock experiment on that but it didn't have the effect I thought it would.

Instead, they all went out and killed themselves.

Well...you know it...the rest of the aliens know it .....and if Darwin was right...in a Million years maybe I'll know it too

You really know how to ruin the moment.
Here I am always saying these things about you and you always agree!!

I just don't know where to go from here. UP... you wouldn't understand.
I can't go much lower without digging to China.

Looks like we're goin' to China!