1. louzer's Avatar
    If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
    Yes. Right before they put him in that invisible cell.
    12-15-12 04:42 PM
  2. Engire's Avatar
    A horse walks into a bar
    The bartender says "why the long face?"
    I
    12-15-12 04:42 PM
  3. middbrew's Avatar
    I'm on my to the Chicago Theater to see the Trailer Park Boys in their Christmas Special Show!

    Google or search YouTube if you have never seen Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Randy and Mr. Lahey before. Canook humour.

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9930 using Tapatalk
    Very cool Mike. Have fun.
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    12-15-12 04:43 PM
  4. louzer's Avatar
    When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
    Didn't you alread ask that? Google is your friend.
    12-15-12 04:43 PM
  5. louzer's Avatar
    If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
    Nope. To the left. To the left.
    12-15-12 04:44 PM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    Didn't you alread ask that? Google is your friend.
    Ahh, maybe? did you already read a question like that?
    jafobabe, kbz1960, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:44 PM
  7. Engire's Avatar
    Reciprocating 69 was the search term used.

    This is what I found.
    12-15-12 04:45 PM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    Nope. To the left. To the left.
    Isn't that a NASCAR thing?
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    12-15-12 04:45 PM
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    12-15-12 04:46 PM
  10. Engire's Avatar
    Reciprocating 69 was the search term used.

    This is what I found.
    It's possible I just outdid the Hot Tub accident posts with this one.
    12-15-12 04:47 PM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    My friend has a world record for concussions, he lives very close. In fact, just a stones throw away.
    jafobabe, kbz1960, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:47 PM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    Why don't blind men skydive?
    Because it scares the sh1t out of the dog.
    jafobabe, kbz1960, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:48 PM
  13. middbrew's Avatar
    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
    Juan on Juan.
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    12-15-12 04:49 PM
  14. Engire's Avatar
    And the TV show?

    Well

    12-15-12 04:49 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

    Dam!
    jafobabe, kbz1960, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:49 PM
  16. kbz1960's Avatar
    A horse walks into a bar
    The bartender says "why the long face?"
    middbrew, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:50 PM
  17. middbrew's Avatar
    And the TV show?

    Well

    Damn, I should have gotten that. I use to watch it.
    jafobabe, kbz1960, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:51 PM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    Why do chicken coops have only two doors?
    Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
    louzer, jafobabe, sputneek and 4 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:54 PM
  19. middbrew's Avatar
    Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
    louzer, jafobabe, sputneek and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:55 PM
  20. middbrew's Avatar
    Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
    louzer, jafobabe, sputneek and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:55 PM
  21. middbrew's Avatar
    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    jafobabe, louzer, sputneek and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:56 PM
  22. Engire's Avatar
    12-15-12 04:56 PM
  23. middbrew's Avatar
    There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
    jafobabe, louzer, sputneek and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:56 PM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    Thesaurus.... The most knowledgeable of all dinosaurs.
    jafobabe, louzer, sputneek and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:57 PM
  25. louzer's Avatar
    We're now only 177 posts behind the Android Central Chatter thread! Be Bold. Be Pantless. Be 5000!
    12-15-12 04:57 PM
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