1. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
    Man you guys are gonna get it there tonight lol

    Oh it helps you see better.
    jafobabe, middbrew, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:29 PM
  2. louzer's Avatar
    How did a fool and his money get together?
    Speed dating.
    12-15-12 03:30 PM
  3. wu-wei's Avatar
    I suppose I should start or I'll have a lot of catching up to do.
    12-15-12 03:30 PM
  4. louzer's Avatar
    How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
    Show it the chicken on the other side.
    12-15-12 03:30 PM
  5. wu-wei's Avatar
    Because sometimes you need a cigarette after you pull the pump out.
    12-15-12 03:31 PM
  6. louzer's Avatar
    What's another word for thesaurus?
    A book.
    12-15-12 03:33 PM
  7. louzer's Avatar
    Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
    In case the wrong person gets poked.
    12-15-12 03:33 PM
  8. louzer's Avatar
    What do they use to ship styrofoam?
    Those little air filled plastic things.
    12-15-12 03:34 PM
  9. louzer's Avatar
    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
    12-15-12 03:35 PM
  10. louzer's Avatar
    Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
    So you don't end up with explosive diarhea!
    12-15-12 03:36 PM
  11. louzer's Avatar
    Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
    Because they're ashamed of their acne.
    12-15-12 03:37 PM
  12. louzer's Avatar
    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
    While they might taste funny, cannibals are scard of clowns.
    12-15-12 03:38 PM
  13. louzer's Avatar
    When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
    Depends if it swallows.
    12-15-12 03:40 PM
  14. louzer's Avatar
    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    Yes. And it gives you furballs.
    12-15-12 03:41 PM
  15. louzer's Avatar
    Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
    Because, if you get one, you're all set.
    12-15-12 03:42 PM
  16. louzer's Avatar
    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
    A great big loaf.
    12-15-12 03:43 PM
  17. louzer's Avatar
    "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
    Like an unwelcome guest?
    12-15-12 03:44 PM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    Under whos porch?
    This one.

    jafobabe, kbz1960, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:47 PM
  19. middbrew's Avatar
    Because sometimes you need a cigarette after you pull the pump out.
    jafobabe, kbz1960, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:49 PM
  20. louzer's Avatar
    Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
    They really dig it.
    12-15-12 03:52 PM
  21. louzer's Avatar
    What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
    Kill them both.
    12-15-12 03:53 PM
  22. louzer's Avatar
    Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
    No. But they'll certainly crow and flap their wings if you put a bong in their hands.
    12-15-12 03:54 PM
  23. louzer's Avatar
    Is it possible to be totally partial?
    Like totally!
    12-15-12 03:56 PM
  24. louzer's Avatar
    If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
    Only if you know the difference between parsley and....
    12-15-12 03:57 PM
  25. louzer's Avatar
    Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
    That's a rather pedestrian question.
    12-15-12 03:58 PM
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