1. middbrew's Avatar
    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    kbz1960, louzer, jafobabe and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:17 PM
  2. kbz1960's Avatar
    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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    12-15-12 04:18 PM
  3. middbrew's Avatar
    Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:18 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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    12-15-12 04:18 PM
  5. louzer's Avatar
    If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
    You'd end up with a messy pu$$y.
    12-15-12 04:19 PM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    "Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
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    12-15-12 04:19 PM
  7. louzer's Avatar
    If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
    Somebody coming in the other direction will honk thinking your high beams are on.
    12-15-12 04:19 PM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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    12-15-12 04:19 PM
  9. kbz1960's Avatar
    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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    12-15-12 04:20 PM
  10. middbrew's Avatar
    Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
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    12-15-12 04:20 PM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:20 PM
  12. kbz1960's Avatar
    If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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    12-15-12 04:21 PM
  13. louzer's Avatar
    You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
    Depends if you experience packet dropping.
    12-15-12 04:21 PM
  14. middbrew's Avatar
    Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:21 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    Is it possible to be totally partial?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 1 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:22 PM
  16. kbz1960's Avatar
    If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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    jafobabe, middbrew, louzer and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:22 PM
  17. louzer's Avatar
    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
    So you can actually feel your money disappearing.
    12-15-12 04:22 PM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:22 PM
  19. kbz1960's Avatar
    If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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    12-15-12 04:22 PM
  20. wu-wei's Avatar
    This one started out small, but with enough gentle care all of a sudden it has become really big. It practically is as long as the whole screen!
    TWSS
    12-15-12 04:22 PM
  21. middbrew's Avatar
    Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:23 PM
  22. louzer's Avatar
    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
    Because it doesn't cost you anything like it does to drive on a freeway with tolls.
    12-15-12 04:23 PM
  23. wu-wei's Avatar
    I was concerned that it wasn't going to fit.
    TWSS
    12-15-12 04:23 PM
  24. middbrew's Avatar
    Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
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    12-15-12 04:23 PM
  25. kbz1960's Avatar
    If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
    The CB 1M Challenge-homer-thinking.gif
    jafobabe, middbrew, louzer and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 04:23 PM
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