1. middbrew's Avatar
    Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:03 PM
  2. louzer's Avatar
    Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
    I've never been asked to show a licence before I liquor!
    12-15-12 03:04 PM
  3. middbrew's Avatar
    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:04 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
    12-15-12 03:05 PM
  5. louzer's Avatar
    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
    Because, if pronounced correctly, you'd probably bring up phlegmn.
    12-15-12 03:05 PM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:05 PM
  7. kbz1960's Avatar
    How?
    Under whos porch?
    jafobabe, louzer, middbrew and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:05 PM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
    kbz1960, jafobabe, louzer and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:06 PM
  9. middbrew's Avatar
    If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
    jafobabe, louzer, kbz1960 and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:06 PM
  10. middbrew's Avatar
    If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
    jafobabe, louzer, kbz1960 and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:07 PM
  11. kbz1960's Avatar
    I suppose I should start or I'll have a lot of catching up to do.
    louzer, jafobabe, middbrew and 2 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:07 PM
  12. louzer's Avatar
    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
    Because they're going to build a really really really long bridge.
    12-15-12 03:07 PM
  13. middbrew's Avatar
    If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:07 PM
  14. middbrew's Avatar
    If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:08 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:08 PM
  16. louzer's Avatar
    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
    Because if you manage to get the window open, a flotation device held out the window won't slow down the plane.
    12-15-12 03:08 PM
  17. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
    I dunno. Maybe so you can give it to everyone else in the car to drink?
    louzer, jafobabe, middbrew and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:08 PM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:09 PM
  19. middbrew's Avatar
    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:09 PM
  20. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
    It isn't?
    louzer, jafobabe, middbrew and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:09 PM
  21. louzer's Avatar
    Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
    Because sometimes you need a cigarette after you pull the pump out.
    12-15-12 03:10 PM
  22. middbrew's Avatar
    Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:10 PM
  23. middbrew's Avatar
    You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:10 PM
  24. louzer's Avatar
    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
    No. You can just beat the krap out of them.
    12-15-12 03:11 PM
  25. middbrew's Avatar
    Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
    louzer, kbz1960, jafobabe and 3 others like this.
    12-15-12 03:11 PM
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