1. jafobabe's Avatar
    I want to make a Facebook account and name it Nobody so that when I like some post, it would say Nobody Likes This.
    louzer, kbz1960, middbrew and 5 others like this.
    12-04-12 11:47 PM
  2. jafobabe's Avatar
    You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
    louzer, kbz1960, middbrew and 5 others like this.
    12-04-12 11:49 PM
  3. jafobabe's Avatar
    Silence is golden but duck tape is silver
    louzer, kbz1960, middbrew and 5 others like this.
    12-04-12 11:50 PM
  4. jafobabe's Avatar
    •My husband and I divorced over religious differences - He thought he was God.
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    12-04-12 11:54 PM
  5. jafobabe's Avatar
    My Mind is like lightning, one flash and its gone
    louzer, kbz1960, h20work and 6 others like this.
    12-04-12 11:55 PM
  6. jafobabe's Avatar
    Here ya go.........

    The CB 1M Challenge-funny_pictures_kitten_begs_for_the_febreeze_random_funny_animals-s500x450-22285-580.jpg
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    12-05-12 12:23 AM
  7. wu-wei's Avatar
    Speaking of screwed, Still never got confirmation that my phone got wiped. So glad there wasn't anything incriminating on it
    That, kind sir, is laughable.

    Bwahahahaha!

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    12-05-12 12:48 AM
  8. louzer's Avatar
    Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
    Because Ronald is out of Febreze.
    12-05-12 02:52 AM
  9. louzer's Avatar
    At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
    All of them.
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    12-05-12 02:53 AM
  10. louzer's Avatar
    What is Satan's last name?
    Sandowski.
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    12-05-12 02:55 AM
  11. louzer's Avatar
    If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
    No. I don't believe in gravity.
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    12-05-12 02:57 AM
  12. louzer's Avatar
    Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
    They go to other dentists. They can't risk losing their eyesight.
    12-05-12 03:00 AM
  13. louzer's Avatar
    If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
    In a sense, yes.
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    12-05-12 03:02 AM
  14. louzer's Avatar
    When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
    At around 2:30
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    12-05-12 03:04 AM
  15. louzer's Avatar
    Can crop circles be square?
    Sure. As long as they pay you back.
    12-05-12 03:06 AM
  16. louzer's Avatar
    Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
    So you can only tell from the inside if the carpet really matches the drapes.
    Last edited by louzer; 12-05-12 at 03:28 AM.
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    12-05-12 03:08 AM
  17. louzer's Avatar
    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
    To broaden their reach so they can take more of your money.
    12-05-12 03:10 AM
  18. louzer's Avatar
    How fast do hotcakes sell?
    Faster if they come with free Febreze.
    12-05-12 03:12 AM
  19. louzer's Avatar
    You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
    Same speed. Other direction.
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    12-05-12 03:16 AM
  20. louzer's Avatar
    Silence is golden but duck tape is silver
    So children are to be seen and have duck tape over their mouths.
    12-05-12 03:19 AM
  21. louzer's Avatar
    My husband and I divorced over religious differences - He thought he was God.
    If two men say they're God, one of them must be wrong.
    12-05-12 03:21 AM
  22. louzer's Avatar
    My Mind is like lightning, one flash and its gone

    There. It's gone.
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    12-05-12 03:25 AM
  23. Alex_Hong's Avatar
    If two men say they're God, one of them must be wrong.
    Or both of them could be wrong.


    Sent from my BlackBerry 9000 using Tapatalk
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    12-05-12 03:52 AM
  24. wu-wei's Avatar
    Nope...the proper smiley is........
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    12-05-12 05:44 AM
  25. kbz1960's Avatar
    Who said anything about photos?
    Videos then
    12-05-12 06:22 AM
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