1. kbz1960's Avatar
    Now for a musical interlude. One of my favorites, again, another

    louzer, bungaboy, middbrew and 5 others like this.
    12-03-12 07:01 PM
  2. kbz1960's Avatar
    Chicago Bares?
    The Bares VS The Pantless

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    Featuringish ish ish ish
    12-03-12 07:05 PM
  3. kbz1960's Avatar
    The Bears might have won if they were pantless.
    I think they got pantsed at the end of the quarter and in OT
    12-03-12 07:06 PM
  4. kbz1960's Avatar
    Think this will pass this one

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    In pantless views?
    12-03-12 07:17 PM
  5. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    The Bears might have won if they were pantless.
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    12-03-12 07:41 PM
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    12-03-12 07:44 PM
  7. louzer's Avatar
    This one's my favorite. Some classic one-liners. Don't just skim over this if you haven't seen it.
    12-03-12 07:57 PM
  8. jafobabe's Avatar
    But we all know what Romo will do in the end.
    Go home to his wife?
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    12-03-12 07:58 PM
  9. jafobabe's Avatar
    This is one of my favorite football leaps.

    WOW!! One in a million
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    12-03-12 07:58 PM
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    12-03-12 08:18 PM
  11. louzer's Avatar
    Fun things to do at work:

    1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

    2. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

    3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

    4. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

    5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

    6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

    7. Walk sideways to the photocopier, crab style.

    8. Say to your manager, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

    9. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, cause I don't want to repeat it".

    10. Press the "no cup option" on the coffee machine, kneel down and drink directly from the nozzle.

    11. At the end of a meeting, suggest that for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the National Anthem (extra respect if you actually launch into it yourself).

    12.Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch off & on 10 times.

    13. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak with as "Barbara"

    14. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for 1 hour.

    15.In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up dammit, all of you just shut up".

    16. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness, I will never go hungry again".

    17.In a colleague's diary, write in 10:00 am; "see how I look in tights".

    18.Carry your keyboard over to your colleague, and ask, "do you want to trade?"

    19.Come to work in army camoflauge and when asked why, say,"I can't talk about it".

    20. Hang a 2 foot long piece of toilet paper from the back of your trousers, and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

    21. Disappear into the toilets and emerge with your trousers over your head, then commence a 2 minute sprint around the office whilst holding your hands out to your side and making aeroplane noises. Return back to the toilets, get dressed again and return quietly to your seat as if nothing had happened.
    12-03-12 08:23 PM
  12. jafobabe's Avatar

    Love the song.... very well done and it will live on to infinity...

    And Kenny Rogers when he was Kenny Rogers.
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    12-03-12 08:25 PM
  13. louzer's Avatar
    My brain hurts!!!
    12-03-12 08:29 PM
  14. jafobabe's Avatar
    Those are reallly nice Tattoos! The Tarus Bull is very detailed and energetic.

    Good Job! I like
    12-03-12 08:32 PM
  15. louzer's Avatar
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    12-03-12 08:34 PM
  16. louzer's Avatar
    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
    12-03-12 08:35 PM
  17. louzer's Avatar
    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    12-03-12 08:37 PM
  18. louzer's Avatar
    The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    12-03-12 08:37 PM
  19. louzer's Avatar
    If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
    12-03-12 08:38 PM
  20. louzer's Avatar
    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
    12-03-12 08:39 PM
  21. louzer's Avatar
    Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
    12-03-12 08:39 PM
  22. louzer's Avatar
    Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
    12-03-12 08:40 PM
  23. louzer's Avatar
    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
    12-03-12 08:41 PM
  24. louzer's Avatar
    Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
    12-03-12 08:42 PM
  25. middbrew's Avatar
    HAHAHAHAHA. I like that!
    Fun things to do at work:

    1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

    2. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

    3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

    4. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

    5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

    6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

    7. Walk sideways to the photocopier, crab style.

    8. Say to your manager, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

    9. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, cause I don't want to repeat it".

    10. Press the "no cup option" on the coffee machine, kneel down and drink directly from the nozzle.

    11. At the end of a meeting, suggest that for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the National Anthem (extra respect if you actually launch into it yourself).

    12.Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch off & on 10 times.

    13. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak with as "Barbara"

    14. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for 1 hour.

    15.In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up dammit, all of you just shut up".

    16. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness, I will never go hungry again".

    17.In a colleague's diary, write in 10:00 am; "see how I look in tights".

    18.Carry your keyboard over to your colleague, and ask, "do you want to trade?"

    19.Come to work in army camoflauge and when asked why, say,"I can't talk about it".

    20. Hang a 2 foot long piece of toilet paper from the back of your trousers, and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

    21. Disappear into the toilets and emerge with your trousers over your head, then commence a 2 minute sprint around the office whilst holding your hands out to your side and making aeroplane noises. Return back to the toilets, get dressed again and return quietly to your seat as if nothing had happened.
    I have done three of these before. I'm not at liberty ot say which ones.
    12-03-12 08:42 PM
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