1. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    First drink down, pouring #2. Alcohol=mood enhancer, it's true I read it on the interwebz
    Well there you go. It's a fact
    08-04-12 08:57 PM
  2. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    BTW, it seems AG and RB quieted down the webos thread lol.
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    08-04-12 08:59 PM
  3. h20work's Avatar
    Can't help myself, this one made me laugh

    08-04-12 09:02 PM
  4. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    Can't help myself, this one made me laugh

    Click to view quoted image
    Lmao!!! That reminds me of something...let me see if I can post it.
    08-04-12 09:22 PM
  5. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    OK, let's see if this works. On another forum, a bunch of us were talking about how we pronounce things. Some people from Canada couldn't believe sorry was pronounced any other way than "sore-ee." I recorded this to show them how I pronounce it.

    http://db.tt/7CERD4TN
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    08-04-12 09:37 PM
  6. h20work's Avatar
    Danm nit, now im arguing in that thread. Totally the penguins fault!

    I know better...
    08-04-12 09:42 PM
  7. h20work's Avatar
    OK, let's see if this works. On another forum, a bunch of us were talking about how we pronounce things. Some people from Canada couldn't believe sorry was pronounced any other way than "sore-ee." I recorded this to show them how I pronounce it.

    http://db.tt/7CERD4TN
    My pb was unable to process that file. Had to download and save it before opening, totally worth it though
    08-04-12 09:58 PM
  8. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Danm nit, now im arguing in that thread. Totally the penguins fault!

    I know better...
    Don't do it. You will find yourself in an endless f'n loop of stupidity
    08-04-12 10:09 PM
  9. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    I jinxed the webos thread!!
    08-04-12 10:15 PM
  10. h20work's Avatar
    Don't do it. You will find yourself in an endless f'n loop of stupidity
    Too late...

    Ugh, the way some of these "pro rim" people carry themselves. For f*ck sake, it's a somewhere between free and $600 chunk of hardware.

    Imagine if they didn't approve of your choice of vehicle or housing
    08-04-12 10:31 PM
  11. h20work's Avatar
    I jinxed the webos thread!!
    No, but you reminded me that it existed. 5000th time I'm compelled to not give a f#ck
    08-04-12 10:34 PM
  12. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Too late...

    Ugh, the way some of these "pro rim" people carry themselves. For f*ck sake, it's a somewhere between free and $600 chunk of hardware.

    Imagine if they didn't approve of your choice of vehicle or housing
    All I can say is there are people in this world who are extremely fortunate the heart beat
    and breathing are autonomic functions.
    08-04-12 10:57 PM
  13. louzer's Avatar
    Google image search or are you streaming?
    08-05-12 12:47 AM
  14. louzer's Avatar
    A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender lines up 10 shot glasses and pours them. One by one in rapid fire succession the guy slams down the 10 shots. The bartender, looking amazed asks the guy why he just did 10 shots. The guy responds that he's celebrating his first bj. The bartender says "That's great. Can I give you one more on the house?". The guy says, "No thanks. The first 10 killed the taste.".
    08-05-12 01:02 AM
  15. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    Google image search or are you streaming?
    Streaming. That scene didn't lead to sexytimes .
    08-05-12 07:50 AM
  16. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    Can someone please bring me two egg and cheese wake up wraps and a large iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts? I really don't feel like getting out of bed and putting on clothes.
    08-05-12 09:27 AM
  17. drjay868's Avatar
    Can someone please bring me two egg and cheese wake up wraps and a large iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts? I really don't feel like getting out of bed and putting on clothes.
    I'll take the same, minus the coffee. A shower will wake me up better than caffeine.

    I did, however, solve the not wanting to get out of bed problem... Passed out on the couch.
    08-05-12 09:35 AM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    I have a few questions for a Sunday morning!

    Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

    If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

    If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

    If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

    Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

    What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

    I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, toothpicks?

    Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

    Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

    If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

    Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?
    08-05-12 09:39 AM
  19. drjay868's Avatar
    I have a few questions for a Sunday morning!

    Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
    Or oneteen.
    08-05-12 09:51 AM
  20. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    What color does a smurf turn when you try to drown it?
    08-05-12 09:53 AM
  21. h20work's Avatar
    My brain hurts from venturing out to other parts of crackberry.

    Doc, you got anything for that?
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    08-05-12 10:00 AM
  22. drjay868's Avatar
    My brain hurts from venturing out to other parts of crackberry.

    Doc, you got anything for that?
    Booze, red meat, salt, sugar, and a cigar around a bonfire with friends. Its the only cure.
    08-05-12 10:09 AM
  23. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    My brain hurts from venturing out to other parts of crackberry.

    Doc, you got anything for that?
    This will help.

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    08-05-12 10:10 AM
  24. h20work's Avatar
    What a pretty bow

    08-05-12 10:19 AM
  25. h20work's Avatar
    That will do quite nicely, thank you
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    08-05-12 10:29 AM
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