1. middbrew's Avatar
    When my daughter was born, our 2nd trip to the maternity ward, we came out onto a freeway PACKED with morning commuters. As a regular commuter, this was my chance! I was so ready to drive down the shoulder passing everyone. If a cop sees me, he's not going to give me a ticket, he's going to escort me. My wife said No Way, so what could have been a 10 minute drive turned into a 30 minute worry since her water had already broke and she delivers fast...
    WOW, you don't get very many chances like that. Got to take advantage when you can.
    11-18-12 07:43 PM
  2. middbrew's Avatar
    Geez, don't throw your shoulders out patting yourselves on the back...
    Hey bungaboy, here ya go! This is to us!


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    11-18-12 07:46 PM
  3. sputneek's Avatar
    Breaking the law's a real blast when you know you can get away with it. Sticket (pun?) to the man when you can (rhryme?)
    11-18-12 07:48 PM
  4. kbz1960's Avatar
    Yep yep things to do, things to do.
    11-18-12 07:55 PM
  5. bungaboy's Avatar
    My shoulder is so stiff. LoL
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    11-18-12 08:03 PM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    Yep yep things to do, things to do.
    I totally agree.

    Here's my list:

    1) Watch football

    2) Drink beer

    3) make love to my wife

    *note, not necessarily in that order or even exclusively separate.
    11-18-12 08:03 PM
  7. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    Here I am to save the day........... evening.................. night
    Cute story time: When my baby brother was little he used to tuck his blankie into the neck of his shirt like a cape and run into the living room saying "here comes me to save the daaaaay!!"

    /awwww
    11-18-12 08:03 PM
  8. middbrew's Avatar
    When my daughter was born, our 2nd trip to the maternity ward, we came out onto a freeway PACKED with morning commuters. As a regular commuter, this was my chance! I was so ready to drive down the shoulder passing everyone. If a cop sees me, he's not going to give me a ticket, he's going to escort me. My wife said No Way, so what could have been a 10 minute drive turned into a 30 minute worry since her water had already broke and she delivers fast...
    Actually, when being pulled over by a police officer this usually works for me.

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    11-18-12 08:11 PM
  9. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    FIFY and it's a final.
    Gee... thanks...
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    11-18-12 08:15 PM
  10. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    Actually, when being pulled over by a police officer this usually works for me.

    I'm kinda partial to this technique:

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    11-18-12 08:18 PM
  11. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    WOW, you don't get very many chances like that. Got to take advantage when you can.
    That's how I saw it.
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    11-18-12 08:18 PM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    Gee... thanks...
    If it's any consolation Lance Moore helped me win my fantasy football game today.
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    11-18-12 08:19 PM
  13. middbrew's Avatar
    I'm kinda partial to this technique:

    That works!
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    11-18-12 08:21 PM
  14. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Almost 15,701
    Almost 15,717.
    middbrew, bungaboy, Engire and 6 others like this.
    11-18-12 08:30 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    Almost 15,717.
    Yep, only 282 more to get to 16,000
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    11-18-12 08:39 PM
  16. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    LOL, NOT Photoshopped:

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    11-18-12 08:46 PM
  17. SCrid2000's Avatar
    LOL, NOT Photoshopped
    No disrespect to our current President (not here anyway lol), but he tries too hard to be cool.
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    11-18-12 08:53 PM
  18. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    No disrespect to our current President (not here anyway lol), but he tries too hard to be cool.
    I hate it when my arms are crossed and a fly lands on my nose too.
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    11-18-12 08:58 PM
  19. phoreoneone's Avatar
    I just remembered why I don't use the bus anymore.

    11-18-12 09:17 PM
  20. middbrew's Avatar
    I just remembered why I don't use the bus anymore.

    http://i.imgur.com/fqHdT.jpg
    Just don't lick the handle bar.
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    11-18-12 09:24 PM
  21. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    You think that's bad? One time when I was grocery shopping I saw a little girl running her mouth along a freezer case. Her parents weren't paying any attention. It was so gross!
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    11-18-12 09:34 PM
  22. phoreoneone's Avatar
    Just don't lick the handle bar.
    you make it sound SOOOO easy
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    11-18-12 09:49 PM
  23. middbrew's Avatar
    you make it sound SOOOO easy delicious
    FIFY
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    11-18-12 10:10 PM
  24. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    No disrespect to our current President (not here anyway lol), but he tries too hard to be cool.
    It's not like he had her brought there so he could try to be cool. The team made a standard post-Olympic visit, one is known for her internet meme and he joined in. Sometimes people try to hard to find a reason for criticism, IMO. It's not like he's washing clean pots and pans... :wink:
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    11-18-12 10:24 PM
  25. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    I just remembered why I don't use the bus anymore.

    http://i.imgur.com/fqHdT.jpg
    I still remember the day on BART when this elderly lady was holding the bar in one hand and coughing into a handkerchief in the other. The train made a little lurch that jostled folks around and when I looked back, she was holding the bar with her handkerchief and coughing into her bare hand...

    That was the day I stopped touching the handles and guardrails, etc. Now I ride it like it's a big skateboard, facing the side of the train. I won't touch anything unless it's a massive lurch in the train...
    middbrew, Engire, louzer and 7 others like this.
    11-18-12 10:32 PM
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