1. sleepngbear's Avatar
    I just tried logging into a program at work as pantlesspenguin, and wondering why it wouldn't take...
    I'm going to go way out on a limb here and hazard a guess that it's probably because you have pants on.
    10-09-12 09:49 AM
  2. SCrid2000's Avatar
    I'm going to go way out on a limb here and hazard a guess that it's probably because you have pants on.
    Don't be silly, computers don't know who's wearing pants... do they?
    10-09-12 11:10 AM
  3. h20work's Avatar
    The CB 1M Challenge-default-16770-26945305-sz624x542-animate.jpg

    Since I haven't posted anything inappropriate today.
    10-09-12 11:15 AM
  4. Laura Knotek's Avatar
    10-09-12 11:30 AM
  5. Laura Knotek's Avatar
    10-09-12 11:31 AM
  6. drjay868's Avatar
    I just tried logging into a program at work as pantlesspenguin, and wondering why it wouldn't take...
    Take your pants off.

    EDIT: Dammit... bear beat me to it... guess I should have read on a few posts first.
    10-09-12 11:42 AM
  7. louzer's Avatar
    Don't be silly, computers don't know who's wearing pants... do they?
    Unless you have enabled pantless recognition for your unlock function.
    10-09-12 11:43 AM
  8. phoreoneone's Avatar
    my hero...

    Last edited by phoreoneone; 10-10-12 at 12:08 AM.
    10-09-12 11:44 AM
  9. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Unless you have enabled pantless recognition for your unlock function.
    Can you send me that software? I think I'll install it on all the campus PCs
    10-09-12 11:48 AM
  10. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    That dude's about to take the big skydive:

    Red Bull Stratos - YouTube
    10-09-12 12:05 PM
  11. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    Unless you have enabled pantless recognition for your unlock function.
    They have retina scanners and fingerprint scanners...will junk scanners be the latest in technological security??
    10-09-12 12:18 PM
  12. Laura Knotek's Avatar
    They have retina scanners and fingerprint scanners...will junk scanners be the latest in technological security??
    They already are at airports.
    10-09-12 12:22 PM
  13. TheScionicMan's Avatar
    They have retina scanners and fingerprint scanners...will junk scanners be the latest in technological security??
    That would be perfect for my wife's chastity belt.
    10-09-12 12:24 PM
  14. louzer's Avatar
    They have retina scanners and fingerprint scanners...will junk scanners be the latest in technological security??
    Yes, but there will be certain restrictions similar to some states not allowing you to smile for a driver's licence picture.
    10-09-12 12:27 PM
  15. Laura Knotek's Avatar
    They always just took the picture at the DMV before I could make any facial gesture. My license photos have always looked like mug shots.
    10-09-12 12:31 PM
  16. louzer's Avatar
    They always just took the picture at the DMV before I could make any facial gesture. My license photos have always looked like mug shots.
    I like to do 6 or 7 shots of vodka before I go to the DMV for my licence picture. That way, if I've been drinking and I get pulled over, I can say, "No. That's the way I always look. See?"
    10-09-12 12:34 PM
  17. drjay868's Avatar
    WTF?!?!?!?
    That has me confuzzled
    10-09-12 12:36 PM
  18. drjay868's Avatar
    My first computer:
    Attachment 122600
    Here's my first:

    10-09-12 12:38 PM
  19. drjay868's Avatar
    For anyone keeping tabs, the Red Bull Stratos Jump has been officially called off for today and will try again tomorrow.
    10-09-12 12:43 PM
  20. sleepngbear's Avatar
    C-64??? Mine, too!

    Amazing what you could do on that thing with just 64K of RAM. And a Basic compller!
    10-09-12 12:45 PM
  21. drjay868's Avatar
    I believe we just hit 100 posts for the day.
    And I'm too lazy to go back to see what our daily average was.

    Don't we need to be far over 100 posts/day?
    louzer, bungaboy, Engire and 4 others like this.
    10-09-12 12:54 PM
  22. sleepngbear's Avatar
    Don't we need to be far over 100 posts/day?
    We needed over 200 per day to hit 50k by March 1 (arbitrary date, yes) when the challenge was first issued. We've brought the average up to over 117 per day, but at that rate we won't hit 50k until September 17, 2013. It needs be 282 a day or better from here on out if we're to have any hope of shutting Matt up.
    10-09-12 01:10 PM
  23. pantlesspenguin's Avatar
    Let's write a story. Everyone can only contribute 5 words at a time. Who wants to start?
    louzer, bungaboy, Engire and 4 others like this.
    10-09-12 01:13 PM
  24. reeneebob's Avatar
    You are describing the symptoms, and there are nothing borderline about them, they have extreme mood swings. If I sound like I speak from experience, it's because I do, I used to live with one also!
    My mother. Ask me sometime about what she did when my dad grew a backbone.

    Oh - it was February this year and he grew a back bone and she took enough pills to book her a trip to icu, drinking charcoal. He won't show a backbone again anytime soon.

    I still barely speak to her, I'm so angry.

    I got blisters on me fingers!!! from using Tapatalk
    middbrew, TheScionicMan and wu-wei like this.
    10-09-12 01:14 PM
  25. reeneebob's Avatar
    Oh and I now has me a red phone. Who knew?

    I got blisters on me fingers!!! from using Tapatalk
    10-09-12 01:14 PM
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