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drjay868

Originally Posted by h20work

5000 Daves I know?

While I thought that show was somewhat funny, their movie Brain Candy remains the only movie I've ever walked out on.

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07-25-12 11:28 PM

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Engire

I have no choice but to counter that "hump" thing with some good old fashioned comedy.

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07-25-12 11:32 PM

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louzer

Originally Posted by h20work

Don't watch this while eating or drinking

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZJ8Jxt9qrM[/YT]

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07-25-12 11:32 PM

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Sith_Apprentice

Mod Team Emeritus

Originally Posted by louzer

But all the really amazing stuff is in the middle. This thread is like a double-stuff Oreo!

You should know better than to talk about a double helping of cream here....

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07-26-12 06:58 AM

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Sith_Apprentice

Mod Team Emeritus

Originally Posted by Engire

I have no choice but to counter that "hump" thing with some good old fashioned comedy.

I used to work with a guy whose last name was Hu. It was comedy gold.

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07-26-12 07:03 AM

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h20work

Paint me like one of your french girls

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07-26-12 07:14 AM

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sleepngbear

Retired Moderator

Hello, Bruce.

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07-26-12 07:18 AM

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h20work

We are flintsone's kids, 5000 strong and growing

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07-26-12 07:29 AM

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drjay868

Originally Posted by h20work

That reminds me of a good book....

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I definitely need to find some p***y....

Family Offers $5,000 Reward for Missing, Rare Cat - ABC News

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07-26-12 07:32 AM

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h20work

Doesn't matter, had chex...

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07-26-12 07:32 AM

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drjay868

Originally Posted by h20work

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Doesn't matter, had chex...

Really? Had checks...

Shut put a

Still counts!

Last edited by drjay868; 07-26-12 at 07:40 AM.

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07-26-12 07:38 AM

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drjay868

Had a funny discussion with some friends last night at the bar... went something like this:

Them: Jay, why do you have so many guns?
Me: For protection, why else?
Them: Protection from who?
Me: Whoever tries to invade the US. Don't worry, when it happens, you can come to my house.
Them: Who's going to try to invade the US?
Me: Well, there are really only 2 possibilities aren't there? Zombies or Canada.
Them: WHAT!?!?!?
Me: Hey, just pray we're not invaded by zombie Canadians... Then we're SCREWED!

Last edited by drjay868; 07-26-12 at 08:12 AM. Reason: grammar

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07-26-12 08:05 AM

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kbz1960

Doesn't Matter

Canadian zombies are the worst zombies.

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07-26-12 08:13 AM

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Sith_Apprentice

Mod Team Emeritus

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Canadian zombies are the worst zombies.

I disagree.... what about Swiss zombies!

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07-26-12 08:16 AM

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pantlesspenguin

Originally Posted by h20work

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We are flintsone's kids, 5000 strong and growing

"Cool story, sis" time:

When I was little, I used to have my lunch in my parent's bedroom while watching TV in there (looking back, I have no idea why I didn't watch TV and have lunch in the living room, but I digress). My mom would bring me a Flintstones vitamin. I HATED THOSE THINGS. I'd never take them. So, I'd hide the vitamins underneath my parent's dresser. When we moved a few years later, my parents uncovered no fewer than 5000 gross old Flintstones vitamins. As some of you may know, I only grew to about 4'11". My baby brother is a foot taller than me. He always teases me by saying "999,999 strong and growing."

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07-26-12 08:17 AM

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drjay868

I ALMOST feel bad for doing this...

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07-26-12 08:20 AM

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pantlesspenguin

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07-26-12 08:31 AM

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bungaboy

Originally Posted by drjay868

I ALMOST feel bad for doing this...

And so you should.

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07-26-12 08:33 AM

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sleepngbear

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Originally Posted by pantlesspenguin

"Cool story, sis" time:

When I was little, I used to have my lunch in my parent's bedroom while watching TV in there (looking back, I have no idea why I didn't watch TV and have lunch in the living room, but I digress). My mom would bring me a Flintstones vitamin. I HATED THOSE THINGS. I'd never take them. So, I'd hide the vitamins underneath my parent's dresser. When we moved a few years later, my parents uncovered no fewer than 5000 gross old Flintstones vitamins. As some of you may know, I only grew to about 4'11". My baby brother is a foot taller than me. He always teases me by saying "999,999 strong and growing."

OK, but this still doesn't explain the aversion to pants.

Or does it...

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07-26-12 08:38 AM

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bungaboy

Originally Posted by bungaboy

Didn't I recently see a picture of Kevin on one of them? He had some phone strapped to his head. Twas only a little while ago.

I knew I did.

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07-26-12 08:39 AM

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OniBerry

Android, Gojo, and a Unicorn eh?

Too many possible jokes.....head is going to explode.....arghhhhhhh

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07-26-12 08:42 AM

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kbz1960

Doesn't Matter

Originally Posted by Sith_Apprentice

I disagree.... what about Swiss zombies!

I only have experienced Canadian zombies and am unaware if I have encountered any Swiss ones. Those Swiss zombies must be bad azz.

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07-26-12 08:45 AM

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h20work

Good thing penguin is back, thought I was in elberta for a while there

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07-26-12 08:53 AM

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bungaboy

Originally Posted by drjay868

Had a funny discussion with some friends last night at the bar... went something like this:

Them: Jay, why do you have so many guns?
Me: For protection, why else?
Them: Protection from who?
Me: Whoever tries to invade the US. Don't worry, when it happens, you can come to my house.
Them: Who's going to try to invade the US?
Me: Well, there are really only 2 possibilities aren't there? Zombies or Canada.
Them: WHAT!?!?!?
Me: Hey, just pray we're not invaded by zombie Canadians... Then we're SCREWED!

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OK. You asked for it . . . . .

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ZvAVcBIrQ[/YT]

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jm4LoOaAWI[/YT]

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07-26-12 09:02 AM

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h20work

Kids say the darndest things...

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07-26-12 09:08 AM

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