[Carjackd]

Up to - 2 feels like - 20 here

Inside or outside the house ?

[Carjackd]

Good afternoon peeps just finished some shirt

[Carjackd]

Headed to Costco

[kbz1960]

So socks are required ?

Necessary

[kbz1960]

Inside or outside the house ?

Outside. Heater blower fixed

[kbz1960]

Headed to Costco

Canadian tire is better, I hear, eh

[grover5]

Happy new year all!

[grover5]

Back to work for me tomorrow.

[grover5]

Lots of sock talk flying around in here.

[grover5]

It got up to 10 degrees today. Woohoo!

[Carjackd]

Necessary

That socks!

[Carjackd]

Canadian tire is better, I hear, eh

Indeed

[anon(3732391)]

Me also

You've read parts of this before but it is so apropo to start off the first day of madness for 2018

Oh, Hell Yeah!! Today was the Day After New Years Day Day!
And I wasn't a bit disappointed!

If you look at life with a completely different attitude, you can find the comedy in ANYTHING.
Doug Jones son can hold his head high. Roy Moore, on the other hand, only needs a jesters cap with bells to describe his mindless state.
And Sarah Silvermans Twitter troll, well, she finds the comedy in it.
The human Male is very simple to figure out.
Jesus, Lyncoln, Gandhi, Medger Evers, Martin Luther King,JFK, RFK and John Lennon were all outspoken advocates for PEACE!! They were all ASSASSINATED!
In my 66 years nothings changed. The toys have gotten a lot bigger but the game's the same. Children are acting more like teenagers, teenagers are so frequently forced to take on the roles of adults, and our leaders and public figures continue to behave like children.
Not so long ago, we were talking about Over-population, World Hunger and no cure in sight for cancer. So, a group of scientists got together and invented Viagra and considered that an accomplishment.
Make no mistake... Humans are headed down the Yellow Brick Road to destruction and if history is any indication,they have no intentions of stopping until they get it right and they WILL get it right.
The comic irony , of course, is that when they do finally get it right there won't be anybody to congratulate on a job well done.

[anon(3732391)]

It got up to 10 degrees today. Woohoo!

Ya know, for years you guys have talked about the weather and what you're having for dinner while I talk about weather or not we'll even be here for dinner.

It's been awhile since i took a look at The Pantless Asylum Book Of Rules.
Before we have some Muppets getting all uppity, you should know, I do not make the rules. I'm just the keeper of the book.
And while I'm sure a few of you have never actually read the "Attention Members" at the top of the page....."We kindly ask that you make meaningful posts in this forum" (that was mine) my main objective is to try to educate you, just a little, or see just how long you can hold out before you hang yourselves.

In the 9 years, I've been here, I've done a pretty good job if I may say so..... Hell, I'm sayin' so!!
Yep! There was a hangin' about once a month there for a while.

So, here it goes! And, I''ll try to stretch it out , cause there's nothing like a little madness to make for a good hangin'.
Just for ONE WEEK, no talk about the weather, food, or other nonsense.

I don't think you've got it in you but just ONE WEEK of only happy things. Or said in a way that makes all the horrible, dismal ,dark
what's the use of living , you hate your job kinda things not sound so depressing.
I write about everyday stuff but I try to get at least a smirk from you guys.

Here.. I'll even start it off.
WOW! 10 degrees. I'm in Alaska and it was 45 degrees here. See!! didn't that brighten up your day???
The reason I'm always so happy is because i can leave anytime i want. You guys are stuck here and I just wanna see how it goes.
Chances are you'll either melt into the interior or you'll be ash which sticks to the melted stuff.

But it really isn't anything to worry about. You'll barely even see the flash!
OK, now, it's your guys turn. Keep it upbeat!!

[anon(3732391)]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[jaydee5799]

Hi there pantless ones. Just dropped in to wish you all a Happy New Year. I hope that you all have a wonderful year.

hello Shaleem! Hope you are well!
We are still here hammering away at our keyboards

[jaydee5799]

it's 9 degrees this morning and i might ditch my socks!

[jaydee5799]

i dropped caffeine in my morning tea and now am learning to love chamomile!

[jaydee5799]

see? two positive posts in a row!

[Carjackd]

Back to work for me tomorrow.

D'oh!

[anon(3732391)]

hello Shaleem! Hope you are well!
We are still here hammering away at our keyboards

You've had more trouble with keyboards than all the infractions I've been awarded through the years.
P U T THE H A M M ER D O W N ! !
Infact, remove anything sharp from your area... That includes paper, too! (ya know... paper cuts???

[anon(3732391)]

hello Shaleem! Hope you are well!
We are still here hammering away at our keyboards

You hope he's well.... WHAT?????

[anon(3732391)]

it's 9 degrees this morning and i might ditch my socks!

Ya know??? ( What am I saying!!) If you knew, I wouldn't have to post this!
You'll be a lot warmer if you keep your socks ON while in the ditch!!

Yeah, I know.... The memory goes first!!

[jaydee5799]

You've had more trouble with keyboards than all the infractions I've been awarded through the years.
P U T THE H A M M ER D O W N ! !
Infact, remove anything sharp from your area... That includes paper, too! (ya know... paper cuts???

haha I love papercuts! ALlows me to wear bandaids all over my fingers!

[jaydee5799]

Ya know??? ( What am I saying!!) If you knew, I wouldn't have to post this!
You'll be a lot warmer if you keep your socks ON while in the ditch!!

Yeah, I know.... The memory goes first!!

yeah if i'm gonna be in that ditch i need a bottle of something and my socks!