1. reeneebob's Avatar
    Good news, the outer areas of the board are now mocking women for having fertility apps on their phones. I make a point of pointing out that some, like me, are battling infertility and use those apps, and I get a d0uche cracking a joke about using those apps to know when to stay away from his girlfriend.

    Do people not effin' think before they type? JesusH.
    08-16-12 08:34 PM
  2. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Good news, the outer areas of the board are now mocking women for having fertility apps on their phones. I make a point of pointing out that some, like me, are battling infertility and use those apps, and I get a d0uche cracking a joke about using those apps to know when to stay away from his girlfriend.

    Do people not effin' think before they type? JesusH.
    Wait until he finds out his girlfriend has already thought about that and has programmed her phone accordingly.
    reeneebob, h20work, louzer and 7 others like this.
    08-16-12 08:43 PM
  3. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    OH!!! THAT reminds me

    The three levels of marital sex:

    All over sex - During the first 5 years a couplewill do it anywhere and everywhere in the house.

    Bedroom sex- From years 5-19 sex is usually confined to the bedroom

    Hall sex- After about 20 years couple will just pass each other in the hall and grumble "F You
    08-16-12 08:47 PM
  4. h20work's Avatar
    What's he being a pill about?
    Mostly things he has no idea about. Today he said "oh, is that what you think" to which I replied, "no, it's what I know". He has some kind of hang up about electrolysis, but doesn't even understand what it is.... And not the hair removal kind.
    bungaboy, louzer, Engire and 6 others like this.
    08-16-12 08:47 PM
  5. Engire's Avatar
    Hmmm? So Ive learned two new words.

    Douch3canoe
    and
    Douch3tard

    And it seems Reeneebob has given them a definition.

    Where else can you get an edumacashon like that other than here.

    Seriously though, these folks unfortunately exist and there is really nothing we can do except wish them great fame and fortune with a shiny new Darwin Award.
    08-16-12 08:48 PM
  6. bungaboy's Avatar
    Too complicated. All it needs is one ginormous mute button
    Wonder if they come with an eject button like the old VCRs?
    08-16-12 08:49 PM
  7. bungaboy's Avatar
    F*ck me, I'm hiding in here because a certain poster out there is giving me a headache.

    Sent from mah brainzzzzz via Galaxy S III and Tapatalk 2
    Not me. I've been out all day. LOL
    08-16-12 08:52 PM
  8. Engire's Avatar
    If any of you have some free time can you go get me one of these No mayo please

    Read this post on my phone. Looked like a good burger at first then i scrolled down

    and down

    and down

    down some more

    And finally confirmed that yes indeed it was a good burger.
    08-16-12 08:54 PM
  9. h20work's Avatar
    Electrolysis is the boat version of a memory leak, battery drain, screen wobble, etc.. Phucking buzz words that every idi0t remembers...
    08-16-12 08:54 PM
  10. h20work's Avatar
    Oh, just remembered everyone complaining about "color branding" on the storm.
    08-16-12 08:56 PM
  11. Engire's Avatar
    If ignorance is bliss.... I know a few people who will be eternally happy
    I don't understand this bliss thing but I'm happy.
    bungaboy, h20work, louzer and 6 others like this.
    08-16-12 08:58 PM
  12. bungaboy's Avatar
    Uuuummmmm OK I wish this team was still here I miss them. No one should be offended by this right?
    Are they in DC now?
    08-16-12 08:59 PM
  13. h20work's Avatar
    Not me. I've been out all day. LOL
    Not that there is anything wrong with that....
    08-16-12 09:11 PM
  14. h20work's Avatar
    Am I the only person who purposely closes out bar tabs close to $15, just so I can put the symbol for pi in the tip?
    08-16-12 09:19 PM
  15. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Am I the only person who purposely closes out bar tabs close to $15, just so I can put the symbol for pi in the tip?
    No, but..............................
    08-16-12 09:24 PM
  16. h20work's Avatar
    Speaking of keeping abreast of things, this is what I wore to work today. Relaxed dress code and what not...
    08-16-12 09:26 PM
  17. h20work's Avatar
    Hmmm? So Ive learned two new words.

    Douch3canoe
    and
    Douch3tard

    And it seems Reeneebob has given them a definition.

    Where else can you get an edumacashon like that other than here.

    Seriously though, these folks unfortunately exist and there is really nothing we can do except wish them great fame and fortune with a shiny new Darwin Award.
    My neighbor in CA was trying to come up with a name for his boat, so I had the sign company make a vinyl decal "Jukanu"

    I'm not explaining that one
    08-16-12 09:34 PM
  18. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Speaking of keeping abreast of things, this is what I wore to work today. Relaxed dress code and what not...
    You got to go for one of these:

    h20work, louzer, bungaboy and 7 others like this.
    08-16-12 09:34 PM
  19. h20work's Avatar
    You got to go for one of these:

    Mine is much more subtle
    08-16-12 09:38 PM
  20. Engire's Avatar
    My neighbor in CA was trying to come up with a name for his boat, so I had the sign company make a vinyl decal "Jukanu"



    I'm not explaining that one

    I have an idea, but?
    08-16-12 09:41 PM
  21. h20work's Avatar
    The old bbm emoticon for "hug" could easily be taken out of context
    08-16-12 09:41 PM
  22. h20work's Avatar
    I have an idea, but?
    Any joke worth explaining, isn't
    08-16-12 09:43 PM
  23. reeneebob's Avatar
    Not me. I've been out all day. LOL
    Today was my first day off work in 15 - I spent it doing housework and laundry. Oh YAY. The exciting life of the working housewife.
    08-16-12 09:51 PM
  24. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    My neighbor in CA was trying to come up with a name for his boat, so I had the sign company make a vinyl decal "Jukanu"

    I'm not explaining that one
    That is the term for the Lincoln Continental where I live
    h20work, bungaboy, Engire and 6 others like this.
    08-16-12 09:52 PM
  25. h20work's Avatar
    Today was my first day off work in 15 - I spent it doing housework and laundry. Oh YAY. The exciting life of the working housewife.
    Not to start any isht or anything but isn't that what the definition if "housewife" is? If you have a different job and have to do that stuff, just means you are a normal everyday person and stuff
    08-16-12 09:58 PM
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