1. middbrew's Avatar
    Uh huh. And I resorted t your tactics
    Good job, well done.
    12-20-12 11:02 AM
  2. kbz1960's Avatar
    It's a crime you still work there.
    Ouch
    12-20-12 11:05 AM
  3. middbrew's Avatar
    I'm thinking there is something going on with Robert Loggia
    Who is this Robert Loggia?
    12-20-12 11:05 AM
  4. louzer's Avatar
    A stitch in time saves nine what?
    Nein!
    12-20-12 11:05 AM
  5. louzer's Avatar
    Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?
    Only if you self-abuse the privilige.
    12-20-12 11:06 AM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    A stitch in time saves nine what?
    Vestal virgins?
    12-20-12 11:07 AM
  7. louzer's Avatar
    Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
    Only if Hamburger was a former Secretary of State.
    12-20-12 11:07 AM
  8. louzer's Avatar
    Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
    I'm resisting the urge to justify this pun.
    12-20-12 11:07 AM
  9. middbrew's Avatar
    Only if you self-abuse the privilige.
    It's a privilege to self-abuse? I feel so dirty now.
    12-20-12 11:08 AM
  10. louzer's Avatar
    Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?


    Inquiring minds want to know
    Depends if h20work has been there.
    12-20-12 11:08 AM
  11. louzer's Avatar
    Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
    No. By Lorena Bobbitt.
    12-20-12 11:09 AM
  12. louzer's Avatar
    What do batteries run on?

    Might be a question for that original Febreze
    During the winter, they run on treadmills.
    12-20-12 11:10 AM
  13. louzer's Avatar
    What do chickens think we taste like?
    Preditors.
    12-20-12 11:11 AM
  14. louzer's Avatar
    What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
    Ambien pills.
    12-20-12 11:12 AM
  15. louzer's Avatar
    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
    If they hold the skinny people by the ankles before dipping them in the chocolate.
    12-20-12 11:13 AM
  16. middbrew's Avatar
    Depends if h20work has been there.
    Now that's funny! True, but funny.
    12-20-12 11:14 AM
  17. louzer's Avatar
    Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
    No. Crime, THEMselves, don't handle money. They let lust and greed handle the financials.
    12-20-12 11:15 AM
  18. louzer's Avatar
    Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
    In their pants folded neatly in the corner.
    12-20-12 11:15 AM
  19. louzer's Avatar
    What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
    Then you're 75% dead. 50% from the first time and then only another 25% or the remaining the second time.
    12-20-12 11:16 AM
  20. louzer's Avatar
    Do fish get thirsty?
    Of course. And they get hammered! Isn't that why people say "drinks like a fish".
    12-20-12 11:18 AM
  21. louzer's Avatar
    Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?
    No. They're practicing for their boyfriends.
    12-20-12 11:18 AM
  22. louzer's Avatar
    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
    Yes. Because they don't have to pull over at rest areas and add unneccessary time onto their travel plans.
    12-20-12 11:20 AM
  23. louzer's Avatar
    What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
    I think we'll finally find out tomorrow on 12/21/12.
    12-20-12 11:21 AM
  24. louzer's Avatar
    What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?
    Yes. And it's shaved because they can't get the wax to stick to it.
    12-20-12 11:21 AM
  25. louzer's Avatar
    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
    Stop. I don't have my makeup on. Take it later.
    12-20-12 11:22 AM
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