Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
TWIS
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
TWSS
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
TWIS
Now you're being just plane silly.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
TWSS
Because then they'd never open it unless the plane crashes.
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Because I don't have a TV in my car.
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
TWSS (These are getting fun.)
No. It lands on the buttered toast.
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
From on top of the nightstand.