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sleepngbear

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Originally Posted by kbz1960

J is for????????

Jafobabe -- what else?!!!

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jafobabe

Originally Posted by kbz1960

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Who let the mouse out.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Yes, and please hold the cheese.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

They are real lightening rods.

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sleepngbear

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Originally Posted by kbz1960

K is for??????

Kermit theeee frog got caught eating bacon.

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jafobabe

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

The mouse wanted residuals

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sleepngbear

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Originally Posted by kbz1960

L is for????????

Look, there goes Robert Loggia.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

Inquiring minds want to know

There use to be. But I think they've all been use to make olive oil.

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jafobabe

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

He was picking up the soap

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sleepngbear

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Originally Posted by kbz1960

M is for??????

My bald-headed Christ, who I will be thanking because tomorrow is Friday.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

Either clumsy or drunk.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by kbz1960

What do batteries run on?

Might be a question for that original Febreze

You my friend are on to something.

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jafobabe

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Who knew?????????

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Who knows?????

THEM....

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sleepngbear

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Originally Posted by kbz1960

N is for????????

Not with my daughter, you don't.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by kbz1960

What do penguins wear for play clothes?

Well no matter what they are still pantless

Pantless it is.

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kbz1960

Doesn't Matter

Originally Posted by kbz1960

E is for????????

Enormous boobies

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bungaboy

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Looks more like 44 double D's to me

Originally Posted by middbrew

Really? What phone is that?

The kind you Titter on.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by kbz1960

What do chickens think we taste like?

Wet feathers. At least after a good Febrezing.

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sleepngbear

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Originally Posted by kbz1960

O is for.........

Oh my God, there's Robert Loggia.

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kbz1960

Doesn't Matter

Originally Posted by kbz1960

F is for????????

Febreze - duh

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sleepngbear

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Originally Posted by kbz1960

P is for??????????

Pants are for pu$$ies.

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jafobabe

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Who knew?????????

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Isn't the shadow supposed to know?

Originally Posted by kbz1960

But how do we get it out of the shadow?

Originally Posted by kbz1960

And will the shadow tell?

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Or will the shadow lie?

The shadow is a distorted one

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sleepngbear

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Originally Posted by kbz1960

Q is for????????

Q. No more needs to be said.

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middbrew

Originally Posted by kbz1960

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Humans!

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middbrew

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Only after this.

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