1. Carjackd's Avatar
    I am normal by Canadian standards
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    11-18-17 05:05 PM
  2. Carjackd's Avatar
    Canada is one messed up country
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    11-18-17 05:05 PM
  3. Carjackd's Avatar
    But a least we don't have an orange guy running it.
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    11-18-17 05:05 PM
  4. Carjackd's Avatar
    Instead we have a selfie lov'n guy running it
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    11-18-17 05:06 PM
  5. Carjackd's Avatar
    I just watched this insightful ,if not a bit scary, "documentary" about Canada and Canadians called Canadian Bacon. It appeared to recreate scenes that were important and they even got a real Canadian ( some guy named John Candy) to play the scenes. It did worry me, though!
    I say, "insightful" because it implies that Jackd is perfectly normal by Canadian standards. I say "a bit scary" because it implies that Jackd is perfectly normal by Canadian standards.
    What worries me is Jackd's rebellious side! ( for example, when he tries to make a "full sentence" or use numbers) Next thing you know he'll become a radical and try to hurt himself ,which would cut into my source of material leaving me to have to find something as exciting, in
    Minneapolis to write about.

    I've been looking for a reason to try on one of humans most favored pastimes .... DENIAL ! I'm just gonna pretend it's all propaganda and hope the side effects are manageable.
    I made a complete sentence once and I have never heard the end of it
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    11-18-17 05:07 PM
  6. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    You do that. I'm just gonna sit in this corn field and wait for the Aliens to take me away.
    Watch they don't LAND on you and PUT you away!!
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    11-18-17 05:14 PM
  7. Carjackd's Avatar
    Watch they don't LAND on you and PUT you away!!
    They are just going to ask "what the heck are you doing sitting in a field all alone." I'll just tell them "the bench is full" , they should understand that.
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    11-18-17 05:16 PM
  8. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    I made a complete sentence once and I have never heard the end of it
    Yes, I know that.
    You know how??? I remind you from time to time. It's all in my job description. Ya just have to read the finer print.
    (Job description may change at any given time and without notice)
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    11-18-17 05:20 PM
  9. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    They are just going to ask "what the heck are you doing sitting in a field all alone." I'll just tell them "the bench is full" , they should understand that.
    It'll also help if you tell them you're Canadian. (They saw that "documentary" too)
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    11-18-17 05:21 PM
  10. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Canada is one messed up country
    Considering humans warped idea of reality.... regarding the country being so messed up, the PEOPLE are pretty mellow.
    If Americans invaded they'd give "messed up country" a whole new definition!!
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    11-18-17 05:29 PM
  11. grover5's Avatar
    Muppnotes!!!
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    11-18-17 09:37 PM
  12. grover5's Avatar
    Well said Z.
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    11-18-17 09:37 PM
  13. grover5's Avatar
    I’ll correct you a little later
    11-18-17 09:38 PM
  14. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Annnnnd... we've missed Y O U..... Ms. happily divorced wrong-zone librarian/bag lady!!!

    Are you SURE you're ready for my Rant Of The Season??? It's gonna be spicy!
    Your rant of the season...for CHRISTMAS???? I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    11-19-17 08:51 AM
  15. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Post approved
    that's good. so many of them in this thread shouldn't be. haha
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    11-19-17 08:52 AM
  16. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Drunken decorating. Weeeee
    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It was fun! got everything decorated! Now i can drink and enjoy it!
    And all the wine is gone too!
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    11-19-17 08:53 AM
  17. jaydee5799's Avatar
    You mean "down to the Barbed-wire." ( and you thought those shiny silver blades were decorations????)
    we need barbed wire around our building....it's gotten so crazy there!
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    11-19-17 08:55 AM
  18. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Didn’t we just talk about this.
    there is no hope? i don't believe in that
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    11-19-17 08:57 AM
  19. jaydee5799's Avatar
    I just watched this insightful ,if not a bit scary, "documentary" about Canada and Canadians called Canadian Bacon. It appeared to recreate scenes that were important and they even got a real Canadian ( some guy named John Candy) to play the scenes. It did worry me, though!
    I say, "insightful" because it implies that Jackd is perfectly normal by Canadian standards. I say "a bit scary" because it implies that Jackd is perfectly normal by Canadian standards.
    What worries me is Jackd's rebellious side! ( for example, when he tries to make a "full sentence" or use numbers) Next thing you know he'll become a radical and try to hurt himself ,which would cut into my source of material leaving me to have to find something as exciting, in
    Minneapolis to write about.

    I've been looking for a reason to try on one of humans most favored pastimes .... DENIAL ! I'm just gonna pretend it's all propaganda and hope the side effects are manageable.
    wait. Bacon is made in Canada?
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    11-19-17 08:58 AM
  20. jaydee5799's Avatar
    it's going to snow soon. I am not looking forward to snow OR to finding socks to wear!
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    11-19-17 08:59 AM
  21. deezy87's Avatar
    Managed to clean my vehicles, just need to wax em and get some rust protection. Canadian winters are unforgiving.

    Gotta put the bimmer in storage, until spring!

    My Rogue should make winter easy and fun to drive in.




    11-19-17 09:10 AM
  22. Septembersrain's Avatar
    Hi pantless!

    Finally this week is over.

    Wake, funeral, Apple watch battery expanded, phone I originally wanted came to T-Mobile so I wasted JUMP to get it and first one was defective. Store was an hour away. Can't drive myself right now because stress has made my heart condition flare up badly. Now it's cold outside and I'm in pain from fibromyalgia. I have stayed up for days and cried myself stupid in the bath....

    TL;DR I want this week to be far behind me and I'm spent as hell.
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    11-19-17 03:21 PM
  23. Septembersrain's Avatar
    it's going to snow soon. I am not looking forward to snow OR to finding socks to wear!
    Texas decided to go from 80 to 60 overnight. If it snowed here, the whole city would shut down.
    11-19-17 03:22 PM
  24. Septembersrain's Avatar
    Managed to clean my vehicles, just need to wax em and get some rust protection. Canadian winters are unforgiving.

    Gotta put the bimmer in storage, until spring!

    My Rogue should make winter easy and fun to drive in.

    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...aaec2d7bf2.jpg


    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...6c775ed8c2.jpg
    I bet they put salt down on the roads right? This is the same effect as living by a beach. Rust central!
    11-19-17 03:23 PM
  25. Septembersrain's Avatar
    Watch they don't LAND on you and PUT you away!!
    Suicide by alien? That ought to be a very memorable Guinness book of World records submission.
    jaydee5799 likes this.
    11-19-17 03:25 PM
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