[anon(3732391)]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[anon(3732391)]

ok now down to the wire....can't wait to get out of here

You mean "down to the Barbed-wire." ( and you thought those shiny silver blades were decorations????)

[anon(3732391)]

While I'm on a roll here.... I should remind everybody:
THERE IS NO HOPE. ( that's something you all need to remember)

In fact, doesn't this feel like deja Vu ? Like this is where you were last year and the year before that?
Maybe, you're in a padded room and you're deep into your delusion!

(Yes, Muppet) I KNOW where I am and I'm having an awesome trip!!

[anon(3732391)]

Dumm-Dee Dumm Dee-Dumb

[shabbs]

That's original!!

(had to take a stabb at shabbs) I'm an "equal opportunity Human demoralizer."

It's all good... I got big shoulders... I can take it.

[grover5]

and now it's morning again! Good morning Grover! Happy Friday!!!

Happy Friday jaydee!

[grover5]

While I'm on a roll here.... I should remind everybody:
THERE IS NO HOPE. ( that's something you all need to remember)

In fact, doesn't this feel like deja Vu ? Like this is where you were last year and the year before that?
Maybe, you're in a padded room and you're deep into your delusion!

(Yes, Muppet) I KNOW where I am and I'm having an awesome trip!!

Didn’t we just talk about this.

[anon(3732391)]

Didn’t we just talk about this.

Good Muppet!!! (don't commit... question reality!)

[anon(3732391)]

It's all good... I got big shoulders... I can take it.

is that a challenge????
( puts device on stun.... aims device at head) Whoop-peeeee!
OK... Now, I'm ready!

[anon(3732391)]

It's all good... I got big shoulders... I can take it.

Hummmm! ( checks demoralizer) Ahh! I see some smoke coming from your area.
Gotta remember, you're only human. You've been kicked around and abused all your life ( by a high power.. The government)
Give it time.. the anxiety comes on slowly!!

[anon(3732391)]

I'm on the desktop version and all i see are ads on this site

If you adjust the "rabbit ears" attached to your computer.....

[Carjackd]

Yeah! There's nothing like a city for traffic, overcrowdedness, people yelling profanities at each other...
If you're going into a city to see a tree or you're with someone who talked you into going into a city to see a tree....
Check that the person isn't carrying any sharp objects or toys of destruction with them. Chances are.. that person has lost their grip on an already distorted reality!
I mean, they don't have trees where you live????

Half trees

[Carjackd]

Is that your take on the weather???

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[Carjackd]

Just don't add spaghetti or Jaydee will lose her mind

[anon(3732391)]

Take linguini and cut it to the size of spaghetti.
That should put to rest any further discussions as to the "pasta properties" of spaghetti.

Yeah.. I know!! You ALL wish YOU had thought of that.
This is what happens when you have too much time on your mind.
But of course, I think of these things so you don't have to.

Besides, if I had to wait for someone else to come up with anything even close to a conscious thought, you humans would still be grunting.

[anon(3732391)]

Hey, if you know anyone who lives in Mudslide, Ont. or if YOU live in Mudslide, there are several recipes in The Pantless Cookbook..
The Science Of Pantless Cooking that you'll love.
In fact, Mudslides favorite son was the Executive Producer. Coincidence??? Why I think not!!!

Remember classics like: Stuffed Possum,BBQ'd Raccoon, Creamy Rabbit Casserole and everyone's favorite..
Cooked Elf (with or without the shelf)
And of course, only the freshest roadkill will do!!

For those of you, not familiar with this cookbook, most of the people who contributed recipes to the book, are no longer with us.
But, the recipes are !! (humm!)




Book Two "was" ready to go. The only thing missing were recipes!!

[anon(3732391)]

and now it's morning again! Good morning Grover! Happy Friday!!!

Grover???? So proper for a Saturday!!
That's like calling ME .... Mister!!

[anon(3732391)]

What the Hey!!
Let's dedicate this ridiculous holiday to this guy and eat Lamb instead of Turkey!

[Carjackd]

Take linguini and cut it to the size of spaghetti.
That should put to rest any further discussions as to the "pasta properties" of spaghetti.

Yeah.. I know!! You ALL wish YOU had thought of that.
This is what happens when you have too much time on your mind.
But of course, I think of these things so you don't have to.

Besides, if I had to wait for someone else to come up with anything even close to a conscious thought, you humans would still be grunting.

Mind?

[Carjackd]

Hey, if you know anyone who lives in Mudslide, Ont. or if YOU live in Mudslide, there are several recipes in The Pantless Cookbook..
The Science Of Pantless Cooking that you'll love.
In fact, Mudslides favorite son was the Executive Producer. Coincidence??? Why I think not!!!

Remember classics like: Stuffed Possum,BBQ'd Raccoon, Creamy Rabbit Casserole and everyone's favorite..
Cooked Elf (with or without the shelf)
And of course, only the freshest roadkill will do!!

For those of you, not familiar with this cookbook, most of the people who contributed recipes to the book, are no longer with us.
But, the recipes are !! (humm!)




Book Two "was" ready to go. The only thing missing were recipes!!

It's that time of year where the elf comes out soon

[Carjackd]

What the Hey!!
Let's dedicate this ridiculous holiday to this guy and eat Lamb instead of Turkey!

I'm ok with that

[Carjackd]

Good morning peeps

[Carjackd]

Java time

[grover5]

Saturday! AKA day.

[grover5]

Lamb!