1. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Originally Posted by MB64
    Damn I've been away for some time. Jaydee.....you're getting a divorce??

    long story but yes. after 38 years of being married. weird, huh?
    Well, you haven't been away long enough. Someone would surely have said, "Damn, MB has been away for some time.
    I KNOW someone mentioned it awhile back, but they musta changed their mind and un-mentioned it.
    And JayDee failed to mention that she only plays a divorcee on television. She's still that same old crotchety librarian we're
    all come to love.

    BTW Jaydee.. the divorce itself isn't at all weird. That it took you 38 years to find out what the suppositories were all about.....
    THAT'S weird!!
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    06-21-17 09:29 PM
  2. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Originally Posted by jaydee5799
    i might let my handyman carry everything down stairs for 20 bucks

    Sure. Make the soon to be ex pay for it
    Z... she meant, that she'd let her handyman carry everything down stairs for 20 bucks'
    Try to keep up, will ya???
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    06-21-17 09:33 PM
  3. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    ok so i had some leftover pizza from last night. Gotta empty my fridge since i'm going on vaca soon!
    Interesting tidbit ( can I say tidpit?)
    If you read the manual to your fridge, it suggests that if you're going away you might consider unplugging it but nowhere does it say anything about having to empty the unit.
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    06-21-17 09:42 PM
  4. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    Just had Swiss steak.

    sounds yummy!
    WHAT sounds yummy??
    All I hear is someone yodelling and it ain't pretty!
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    06-21-17 09:46 PM
  5. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    I've never heard of Swiss steak.
    Don't concern yourself. We never heard of Muppets.
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    06-21-17 09:49 PM
  6. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Lots of exclamation points.
    Using this as an example, I'd say exclamation points aren't what you think they are.
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    06-21-17 09:52 PM
  7. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    I'm gonna order some sushi - skip the dishes time

    Sounds good too. Well the order in anyway
    Ya know, "Sound" is really NOT a consideration regarding fish, unless it's the sound of a person being eaten by a shark.
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    06-21-17 09:58 PM
  8. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    hope i can get some relief after a while
    Good thing there are still some suppositories around
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    06-21-17 10:06 PM
  9. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    For relief!
    Not the headache!!!
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    06-21-17 10:07 PM
  10. kbz1960's Avatar
    Originally Posted by MB64
    Damn I've been away for some time. Jaydee.....you're getting a divorce??



    Well, you haven't been away long enough. Someone would surely have said, "Damn, MB has been away for some time.
    I KNOW someone mentioned it awhile back, but they musta changed their mind and un-mentioned it.
    And JayDee failed to mention that she only plays a divorcee on television. She's still that same old crotchety librarian we're
    all come to love.

    BTW Jaydee.. the divorce itself isn't at all weird. That it took you 38 years to find out what the suppositories were all about.....
    THAT'S weird!!
    You're weird lmao
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    06-21-17 10:09 PM
  11. kbz1960's Avatar
    Originally Posted by jaydee5799
    i might let my handyman carry everything down stairs for 20 bucks



    Z... she meant, that she'd let her handyman carry everything down stairs for 20 bucks'
    Try to keep up, will ya???
    Oh! I get it now. Wink
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    06-21-17 10:10 PM
  12. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    of course you're too harsh. so am I. that's why we get along
    And I thought it was because I'm always very agreeable with you.
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    06-21-17 10:10 PM
  13. kbz1960's Avatar
    I'm gonna order some sushi - skip the dishes time



    Ya know, "Sound" is really NOT a consideration regarding fish, unless it's the sound of a person being eaten by a shark.
    I hear it when I eat it
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    06-21-17 10:11 PM
  14. kbz1960's Avatar
    There is no hope
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    06-21-17 10:12 PM
  15. kbz1960's Avatar
    And I thought it was because I'm always very agreeable with you.
    Where did you get that Idea?
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    06-21-17 10:12 PM
  16. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Oh! I get it now. Wink
    OK! I see I must explain it... You assumed that JayDee would give her backdoor man 20 bucks..
    where she obviously said she'd "LET" him do it.. making the reference "if HE paid HER 20 bucks.
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    06-21-17 10:16 PM
  17. kbz1960's Avatar
    OK! I see I must explain it... You assumed that JayDee would give her backdoor man 20 bucks..
    where she obviously said she'd "LET" him do it.. making the reference "if HE paid HER 20 bucks.
    That vixen
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    06-21-17 10:18 PM
  18. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Where did you get that Idea?
    Well, if you can't remember, I'm not telling because you'll just throw it all into disarray
    and that could potentially throw off the entire Time Zone Continuum thingy and Jaydee having gotten active "fixing" things
    lately would only add to the confusion and to tell you where THAT would lead would just not be good.
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    06-21-17 10:25 PM
  19. kbz1960's Avatar
    Well, if you can't remember, I'm not telling because you'll just throw it all into disarray
    and that could potentially throw off the entire Time Zone Continuum thingy and Jaydee having gotten active "fixing" things
    lately would only add to the confusion and to tell you where THAT would lead would just not be good.
    I have to agree. Throw an alien in the mix and then total chaos happens as the space time thingy gets thrown even more out of whack.

    Muppets abound and socks revolt. Librarians burn books. Sign hangers and bench sitters do something useful.

    scared myself
    06-21-17 10:30 PM
  20. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    I have to agree. Throw an alien in the mix and then total chaos happens as the space time thingy gets thrown even more out of whack.

    Muppets abound and socks revolt. Librarians burn books. Sign hangers and bench sitters do something useful.

    scared myself
    I'm scared and I don't even understand what you said!!
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    06-21-17 10:33 PM
  21. kbz1960's Avatar
    I'm scared and I don't even understand what you said!!
    As you should be
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    06-21-17 10:36 PM
  22. kbz1960's Avatar
    Jaydee OK this morning?
    06-22-17 08:50 AM
  23. kbz1960's Avatar
    No posts yet
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    06-22-17 08:50 AM
  24. grover5's Avatar
    Don't concern yourself. We never heard of Muppets.
    You lie. Everyone knows what muppets are.
    06-22-17 02:07 PM
  25. grover5's Avatar
    Jaydee OK this morning?
    Very unusual for her to miss the morning shift. We got some extra alien time though.
    06-22-17 02:09 PM
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