1. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Oh oh... first non-BlackBerry phone since my Curve 8900... feels dirty...

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    looks like a great phone
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    05-10-17 12:45 PM
  2. jaydee5799's Avatar
    still haven't jumped to a phone without an SD card....
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    05-10-17 12:46 PM
  3. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    lmao!
    I sit my fanny on it and it warms my back....silly boy!
    Well, excccccussse Meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
    One minute you're taking aspirin for your head and then.....
    I know! Normally, I'd assume or take for granted where the pad goes.
    But, I've learned (and I have the numbers to prove it) that things are not that clear any more and it can be dangerous to
    think that way.
    Comparatively, it would be a walk, past the bench, in the park to acknowledge to a woman who most certainly MUST
    be pregnant by asking her when she's due!!
    Anyway, I don't live in Normally. I don't KNOW anyone who lives in Normally and I wouldn't visit Normally if I did.
    It would be like having a moment of clarity only worse!
    So, What I should have asked you is: "How does sitting on the pad help your head?"
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    05-10-17 03:10 PM
  4. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    looks like a great phone
    Do you REALLY see a phone?? Do you also see long colorful trails before your eyes??
    I'm just asking because.. well, it has to do with assuming, cause all I see is a BOX.
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    05-10-17 03:15 PM
  5. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    still haven't jumped to a phone without an SD card....
    You shouldn't jump, anyway! Hop if you must!!
    Go ahead now. Hop along!!
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    05-10-17 03:18 PM
  6. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    Ya know... JayDee,
    Having a desk job was a smart career move. We're ALL much safer for it!!
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    05-10-17 03:24 PM
  7. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    we're halfway there to the weekend!
    OK...Granted, you're a woman (or a blonde) and by default you're programmed to be noisy and assume if it's happening to you then it MUST be happening to everyone.
    Let me put it plainly regarding your misuse of "we're!"

    Time exists so everything doesn't happen at once.
    Space exists so everything doesn't happen to you!!

    I'm glad we got that cleared up!!
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    05-10-17 03:33 PM
  8. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    also talked to my union president yesterday and told him what's going on with me. He told me to excuse myself from anything that was too stressful for the rest of the year.
    It's a good thing you didn't tell him everything. He would have had you committed!
    I can just imagine the headlines!
    "SCHOOL LIBRARIAN oF 36 years Committed. SCHOOL KIDS HELD FOR QUESTIONING!"
    In her usual outfit of Leather, spiked heels and the infamous whip...
    Detectives are still reeling with the evidence of a conspiracy spanning 36 years...... Every person having been a student in the past years will likely be found guilty of collusion to drive the librarian crazy.
    It has taken, what students thought to be a few months at most, 36 years.
    No one had taken into consideration the Ms. D. was already a bit loopy to begin with.....

    And, in breaking news.. The moron known as Trump is calling for the resignation of the Union President for trying to put Ms. D. away.
    Trump Twitted that "We need MORE librarians like this Crazy old woman to eliminate those useless kids.
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    05-10-17 04:33 PM
  9. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Do you REALLY see a phone?? Do you also see long colorful trails before your eyes??
    I'm just asking because.. well, it has to do with assuming, cause all I see is a BOX.
    I believe in the contents
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    05-10-17 05:06 PM
  10. jaydee5799's Avatar
    It's a good thing you didn't tell him everything. He would have had you committed!
    I can just imagine the headlines!
    "SCHOOL LIBRARIAN oF 36 years Committed. SCHOOL KIDS HELD FOR QUESTIONING!"
    In her usual outfit of Leather, spiked heels and the infamous whip...
    Detectives are still reeling with the evidence of a conspiracy spanning 36 years...... Every person having been a student in the past years will likely be found guilty of collusion to drive the librarian crazy.
    It has taken, what students thought to be a few months at most, 36 years.
    No one had taken into consideration the Ms. D. was already a bit loopy to begin with.....

    And, in breaking news.. The moron known as Trump is calling for the resignation of the Union President for trying to put Ms. D. away.
    Trump Twitted that "We need MORE librarians like this Crazy old woman to eliminate those useless kids.
    LMAO!
    This rant is priceless!!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA
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    05-10-17 05:07 PM
  11. jaydee5799's Avatar
    OK...Granted, you're a woman (or a blonde) and by default you're programmed to be noisy and assume if it's happening to you then it MUST be happening to everyone.
    Let me put it plainly regarding your misuse of "we're!"

    Time exists so everything doesn't happen at once.
    Space exists so everything doesn't happen to you!!

    I'm glad we got that cleared up!!
    I still say "we" even though you don't like that! ANd WE ARE halfway to the weekend.....unless you live in Saturdays only. Then you're excused.
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    05-10-17 05:08 PM
  12. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Ya know... JayDee,
    Having a desk job was a smart career move. We're ALL much safer for it!!
    you betcha
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    05-10-17 05:08 PM
  13. anon(3732391)'s Avatar
    I think "James" does not know who I am!
    Just thought I'd share that!
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    05-10-17 05:33 PM
  14. shabbs's Avatar
    Do you REALLY see a phone?? Do you also see long colorful trails before your eyes??
    I'm just asking because.. well, it has to do with assuming, cause all I see is a BOX.
    What do you see now?

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    05-10-17 05:46 PM
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    What do you see now?

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    Uhh.... Long BLUE trails ???
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    05-10-17 07:12 PM
  16. shabbs's Avatar
    Uhh.... Long BLUE trails ???
    Something like that...
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    05-10-17 07:59 PM
  17. jafobabe's Avatar
    had my tea....now switching to something else. Wish i had a margarita well here....or a prozac salt lick
    I can relate to that! Salt Lick... LOL
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    05-10-17 09:00 PM
  18. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yeah but enough time to try to get me banned!!
    "cause in reality it ain't gonna happen??????????????
    Thanks for watching my back, Doofus!!!
    I'm doing what I can here
    05-11-17 01:15 AM
  19. Carjackd's Avatar
    no but i have a bottle of Xanax!
    Partay!!
    05-11-17 01:15 AM
  20. Carjackd's Avatar
    really! i did take some aspirin and i was able to get through the day. A heating pad now helps!
    Crank it
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    05-11-17 01:15 AM
  21. Carjackd's Avatar
    and a bottle of riesling to wash it down with
    Double the pleasure
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    05-11-17 01:16 AM
  22. Carjackd's Avatar
    Good Wednesday morning to the Pantless!
    Or Thursday morning
    05-11-17 01:16 AM
  23. Carjackd's Avatar
    we're halfway there to the weekend!
    Half....hmmmmmm!
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    05-11-17 01:16 AM
  24. Carjackd's Avatar
    Good morning peeps!
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    05-11-17 01:17 AM
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