[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by jaydee5799
haha i have never tasted peach tea

Just skip it and automatically put it in you book of things you hate...I'm just trying to make life easier for you

Who you kiddin' "I'm just trying to make life easier for you!" To "try" is to "think" and you always end up hurting yourself.
I'm only reminding you of this because I'm just trying to make life easier for you!

[jaydee5799]

I hear the Pantless cookbook is a hot seller

haha is it on a Nook?

[jaydee5799]

Oh wait!

I don't have any parents.
I don't need an accountant and
I don't rent!

I had some dip and chips! (That's gotta count for sumpin!

You're still a Doofus, though!!

i dipped some crackers in hummus, does that count as a dip?

[anon(3732391)]

i dipped some crackers in hummus, does that count as a dip?

Why don't you Hummus a few bars and we'll see!!

[jaydee5799]

Why don't you Hummus a few bars and we'll see!!

ISWYDT

hahahahahaahahahaha

[anon(3732391)]

Originally Posted by jaydee5799
maybe we will have a snack or some lunch on the deck. At least an iced tea and something for dessert....

Try having it on a plate, the deck is probably dirty

Boooo! Hisssss! (throws rotten veggies) Get off the stage!!

[anon(3732391)]

Yo to Alien!!

Yo to Doofus!!

[anon(3732391)]

I'm not sure why they call it Canadian bacon in the US. We call it back bacon.

Best I can tell... it's called Canadian bacon because it's not from Canada and Back bacon sounds like something Canadians would call it!

[anon(3732391)]

And make the lettuce from the green market!

You got it! I assume you want Red lettuce??

[anon(3732391)]

He's Happy, Dopey and Goofusy

So that must make Her..... Hungry and Sleepy!!

[anon(3732391)]

Btw....i have 20 on the over on that 2 assassination thingy

[jaydee5799]

You got it! I assume you want Red lettuce??

i love red lettuce. But red leaf is harder to come by............

[anon(3732391)]

I got news for you...I don't think you ever recovered from the first reaction

Ya mean it shows???

[anon(3732391)]

i love red lettuce. But red leaf is harder to come by............

A shrub is a shrub. You pour your favorite dressing on it and you've got a crunchy dressing!!

[anon(3732391)]

Did happen here. Went and picked up the seadoo, it's tuned up and ready to go. Went to my clients home to amend their listing. Went for a dip this evening, we have hear warnings here...bring on the heat

Is seadoo the same as pooldoo but with different seasoning (salt, chlorine) ???

[anon(3732391)]

I'm allergic to cold weather...I've tested my skin for that too...when it's cold my skin doesn't like it

Well, that would explain a lot as far as why you live in Canada!

Nahhh! doesn't even give a hint as to why!

[Carjackd]

ok showered and dressed. now what to do?

Ugh...don't get me started

[Carjackd]

i think it's best to keep a lid on it

Mum is the word

[Carjackd]

Hiya Pantless http://www.picturesanimations.com/h/hands/2.gif

Hey Lostone!

[Carjackd]

Ya know...... I was think about all these new security thingy's that they are doing on the internet. I use Chrome and Google has put this whole new security program in place for our own protection.
It's actually a very good thing, except for about 3 days (until i got the hang of it) I started feeling sympathetic to the Trumps (Zombies) in TrumpLand.
I just want it to work. I just want to blame it on Google. I just don't wanna have to read all the new stuff on how to make my internet more secure .
It's a pain in the But, but it's for my own good.
Well, I was thinking that if I talked it out (here) I'd feel better about it and sure enough, I don't! So, Cluck it. I've been wanting someone to steel my identity for years because I want to change my name to Clark (for obvious reasons) Not one of which they use at the beginning of the TV series.
Leap tall buildings in a single bound? If it wasn't for him flying over a building, no kid would have any idea what that meant. Speeding Bullets and Locomotives! NOT trains but Locomotives!!!
What happened to good old normal marketing of the 50's. Like an automatic dish washer. So, what if they forgot to mention you had to wash the dishes before you washed the dishes.
Or a brand new Self-Cleaning oven. (yep! come on in folks.. we're practically givin' 'em away!!) So what, if they didn't mention the "self" in self cleaning was YOU!
The point here is things were straight and to the point. ya didn't need a college degree to figure it out.
Lucky for me I have a college degree.

And let this be a lesson to you. Not only do i not feel better about talking it out (here) about Google but now I'm also bummed about not being able to be called Clark!
But I have to admit I do feel a little better because today is National Junk Food Day. (And JayDee planned to go "strictly diet" today.) Good luck with that!! It's ironies like this...that brighten up the day!
But then, for most of you it's always junk food day. (Hey, I'm just callin' 'em like I read them) So what if I don't read them 'exactly' as they're written. (I'm not from around here, so back off)

Well, better cut this short and go hit the neighbors up for some junk for breakfast. Maybe a toast posty or some nutty-clustered cardboard in milk with lot's of sugar and a few cup of INSTANT coffee. Oh yeah! I heard someone gag ! INSTANT COFFEE!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Have any kind of day you want! Happy.....Miserable...... Just don't hurt anyone!

Oh and almost forgot... Hi to all you Pokemon Me Junkies! (If you're reading this, you're obviously lost, So, GET OFF THIS THREAD!)

Ya know, in the end, Talking it out (here) Does help. I'm feeling much better!

YaaaaaaaaaaaaHooooooo!! Whoop-peeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh yeah, hit me again...... Harder! http://www.picturesanimations.com/3/3d_smileys/0251.gif

I gotta read this later ...too much shirt going on

[Carjackd]

Originally Posted by jaydee5799 http://forums.crackberry.com/images/...post-right.png
my husband is running out to a dentist's appt this morning as well.



With THAT mouth.. you can forget a dentist. MAybe a car wash.... maybe!! (With extra wax... ya know, for shine!!)

Who got time, met some clients to pick up their rental app, dropped off some feature sheets to one of my listings. Took the boys out for lunch, Went to the office to drop of the rental app and then went for a dip with the boys. Went back to the office t sell a client an extra parking spot in the new condos I have been selling, then he tells me he wants to see and buy a condo in Milton where we are building. So I've booked booked showing, and showing him in an hour then I need to get to Carter's soccer game and then back to the office to load up the trailer onto the truck so I can get out of here tomorrow on holiday. I have have feeling I will be hanging signs from the cottage . No rest for the wicked

[Carjackd]

That was MY list..... Doofus!!

D'oh

[Carjackd]

Oh wait!

I don't have any parents.
I don't need an accountant and
I don't rent!

I had some dip and chips! (That's gotta count for sumpin!

You're still a Doofus, though!!

Well..."ya gotta have goals" #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

[Carjackd]

In where????
It's already in multiple choice format.

You KNEW I'd ask you that, didn't you?? . That's why the multi choice. You musta had a moment of smartness like i have moments of clarity. Scary,huh????

I need more meds if they continue at this rate

[Carjackd]

Maybe you should go back to the beach. (reference to head in sand)

Dumb dee dumb dee dumb