1. prowler9's Avatar
    I have such a nice buzzzzzzz. I have to work @ 8:30 am and I dont wanna go.. Whats a good exscuse to not go?
    04-12-09 11:59 PM
  2. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    You could always tell your boss that you have "Obese Rectal Glaucoma".

    When he/she asks what that is, just tell them that "You can't see your big a$$ coming in to work today".

    Let me know how that works for you.


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    Last edited by Kangaruex; 04-13-09 at 12:10 AM.
    04-13-09 12:03 AM
  3. prowler9's Avatar
    lol... sounds good i may try it
    04-13-09 12:09 AM
  4. AngelRock's Avatar
    Tell them you strongly feel you need to take a mental health day

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    04-13-09 12:13 AM
  5. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Prowler, you still have that buzz on at 8:30, I want some of that!
    04-13-09 12:18 AM
  6. Username00089's Avatar
    Take some Motrin before bed and actually go to work.

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    04-13-09 03:55 AM
  7. AŁaric's Avatar
    You could always tell your boss that you have "Obese Rectal Glaucoma".

    When he/she asks what that is, just tell them that "You can't see your big a$$ coming in to work today".
    ROFL!!! Classic Kanga just classic!

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    04-13-09 01:53 PM
  8. AŁaric's Avatar
    Oops. Double post. Soz.
    04-13-09 02:12 PM
  9. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Post removed: It was truly tasteless and possibly extremely offensive to some.
    Last edited by 1 2 MaNy; 04-13-09 at 02:16 PM.
    04-13-09 02:13 PM
  10. bfoster's Avatar
    You could tell them the real thing I was doing @ 1am :/ "taking care of a sick chicken until the wee hours of the morning, but it seems to be doing better today if that's worth anything" they probably won't believe you though LOL
    (how sad, I have no life, but I saved a chicken LOL)

    Now I'm trying to think of reasons I should do my taxes. Do you think they make tax programs for the BB yet?

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    04-13-09 03:02 PM
  11. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    A good reason to do your taxes?

    Didn't you just save a chicken? Since you saved it, doesn't that mean you can now claim it as a dependent? Brush it's feathers, give it a fancy name, and a nice new 9 digit number and wait for the refund to roll in!!!



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    04-13-09 04:14 PM
  12. tstright's Avatar
    Now I'm trying to think of reasons I should do my taxes.
    How about avoiding jail time
    04-13-09 04:15 PM
  13. bfoster's Avatar
    How about avoiding jail time
    K
    (Kanga's trying to GET me jail time LOL!!)

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    04-13-09 05:30 PM
  14. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Post removed: It was truly tasteless and possibly extremely offensive to some.
    POOTIE!!!!
    04-13-09 11:10 PM
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