That BB Takeover Story In Full (Gibberish)
So, in Feb like, I was like, this BB10, this looks AMAZING, I was like OMG, I have to have one, but then there was this Thor guy? He was a bit like you know but whoever, the phone was like WOW and James and DJ and B1aze said there was all these new games and apps and stuff and I downloaded them and they were coooool but I didn't have my WhatsApp but then I DID have my WhatsApp and that was like really cool but then there was an earnings call and CHRIS said it wasn't cool but my phone was so it was great and all my friends wondered what the heck I had but I showed them my BB and they were like OMG! Is BB still going and I said yes and they said that is soooooo much better than mine and I said yay!
But then CHRIS said that the product was cool but the company was pants - O...M...G... so I called Kevin and he had a box and it was full of stuff but he wouldn't tell me and that was like not cool but he did a podcast and stuff and Chris and Adam said it WAS cool but that it also wasn't as my phone WAS cool but no one was buying it thanks to Frank and Thor.
That wasn't cool.
So, in October BB made my phone even cooler but in the process it turned out that they had made it so cool no one wanted to sell it anymore.
It was that cool.
And then they turned it right round and made BBM cool everywhere and it was like, WHAT... THE.... (whoops).... and all my friends SUDDENLY thought BB was extra cool cos it was like PIN stuff or something?
And THEN Prem said that BB was so cool that he was like paying money and stuff to get Jackie Chen on board and that was REALLY cool - OMG! - this time things will be really, really cool!
Ok?:)