That BB Takeover Story In Full (Gibberish)

11-09-13 04:04 PM

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bigglybobblyboo

So, in Feb like, I was like, this BB10, this looks AMAZING, I was like OMG, I have to have one, but then there was this Thor guy? He was a bit like you know but whoever, the phone was like WOW and James and DJ and B1aze said there was all these new games and apps and stuff and I downloaded them and they were coooool but I didn't have my WhatsApp but then I DID have my WhatsApp and that was like really cool but then there was an earnings call and CHRIS said it wasn't cool but my phone was so it was great and all my friends wondered what the heck I had but I showed them my BB and they were like OMG! Is BB still going and I said yes and they said that is soooooo much better than mine and I said yay!

But then CHRIS said that the product was cool but the company was pants - O...M...G... so I called Kevin and he had a box and it was full of stuff but he wouldn't tell me and that was like not cool but he did a podcast and stuff and Chris and Adam said it WAS cool but that it also wasn't as my phone WAS cool but no one was buying it thanks to Frank and Thor.

That wasn't cool.

So, in October BB made my phone even cooler but in the process it turned out that they had made it so cool no one wanted to sell it anymore.

It was that cool.

And then they turned it right round and made BBM cool everywhere and it was like, WHAT... THE.... (whoops).... and all my friends SUDDENLY thought BB was extra cool cos it was like PIN stuff or something?

And THEN Prem said that BB was so cool that he was like paying money and stuff to get Jackie Chen on board and that was REALLY cool - OMG! - this time things will be really, really cool!

Ok?

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11-05-13 05:56 PM

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canuckvoip

Totally!
Like... Wut?
Fer sure!

11-05-13 05:58 PM

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in_loco_nomen

What no Squircle?

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11-05-13 05:58 PM

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Undbiter65

If only the Crackberry editors were this talented BBB!

"If you can't soar with the eagles then don't fly with the flock!" (BBM#18)

11-05-13 06:00 PM

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bigglybobblyboo

Originally Posted by in_loco_nomen

What no Squircle?

Posted via CB10 | Owner Squircle of Trust Channel | PIN 00120C87

Damn. I knew I'd missed something, sorry...

Feel it, Swipe it, Love it. BlackBerry Z10...

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11-05-13 06:02 PM

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kbz1960

Doesn't Matter

Biggly I have to hand it to you.

That was kind of entertaining LOL

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11-05-13 06:03 PM

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canuckvoip

Originally Posted by bigglybobblyboo

Damn. I knew I'd missed something, sorry...

Feel it, Swipe it, Love it. BlackBerry Z10...

OMG... Totally!!!!

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11-05-13 06:03 PM

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bigglybobblyboo

Originally Posted by Undbiter65

If only the Crackberry editors were this talented BBB!

"If you can't soar with the eagles then don't fly with the flock!" (BBM#18)

Woah. Those guys are EXTRA cool!

Feel it, Swipe it, Love it. BlackBerry Z10...

11-05-13 06:04 PM

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canuckvoip

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Biggly I have to hand it to you.

That was kind of entertaining LOL

WTF? Oh I KNOW... LOL Totally!

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11-05-13 06:05 PM

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bigglybobblyboo

Originally Posted by canuckvoip

WTF? Oh I KNOW... LOL Totally!

Like yes? Ok?

Feel it, Swipe it, Love it. BlackBerry Z10...

11-05-13 06:07 PM

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canuckvoip

Originally Posted by bigglybobblyboo

Like yes? Ok?

Feel it, Swipe it, Love it. BlackBerry Z10...

Yes sir... (skulks away)...

11-05-13 06:09 PM

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Undbiter65

The irony! The only teen here so far and I'm not talking like an id!ot.

Love your work by the way BBB!

"If you can't soar with the eagles then don't fly with the flock!" (BBM#18)

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11-05-13 06:12 PM

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bigglybobblyboo

Originally Posted by Undbiter65

The irony! The only teen here so far and I'm not talking like an id!ot.

Love your work by the way BBB!

"If you can't soar with the eagles then don't fly with the flock!" (BBM#18)

Oh, you're officially cool...

Feel it, Swipe it, Love it. BlackBerry Z10...

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11-05-13 06:15 PM

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mkmilan

Like soooooo brilliant !

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11-05-13 06:16 PM

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bigglybobblyboo

Originally Posted by canuckvoip

Yes sir... (skulks away)...

Like come back Canuck man! You're like cool, man!

Feel it, Swipe it, Love it. BlackBerry Z10...

11-05-13 06:19 PM

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bradu1

Omg... the first BBB thread this Californian didn't have to Google phrases in! he's obviously done some time here in the Golden State!

#IchooseBlackBerry10 (BB#25)

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11-05-13 06:39 PM

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anon(5624621)

Wait...are you Rob Ford?

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11-05-13 06:43 PM

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Undbiter65

Originally Posted by bradu1

Omg... the first BBB thread this Californian didn't have to Google phrases in! he's obviously done some time here in the Golden State!

#IchooseBlackBerry10 (BB#25)

What leads you to believe he ever got arrested in California?

"If you can't soar with the eagles then don't fly with the flock!" (BBM#18)

11-05-13 06:47 PM

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canuckvoip

Originally Posted by emstardeluxe

Wait...are you Rob Ford?

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Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

11-05-13 06:49 PM

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eddy_berry

INORITE? OMG TOO FUNNY!

Originally Posted by emstardeluxe

Wait...are you Rob Ford?

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I hope this joke doesn't last long. That stupid stupid man.

11-05-13 06:54 PM

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geoffsdad

Miley Cyrus, us that you?

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11-05-13 07:11 PM

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Snap51

Thanks for supplying us with regular laughs and humor in these unpredictable times. Always fun to read.

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11-05-13 07:22 PM

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playbookster

This is so cool

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11-05-13 07:46 PM

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bb624

Very cool post.

11-05-13 08:05 PM

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Undbiter65

Originally Posted by kbz1960

Biggly I have to hand it to you.

That was kind of entertaining LOL

The postinator has spoken!

"If you can't soar with the eagles then don't fly with the flock!" (BBM#18)

11-05-13 08:42 PM

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