1. BlackjackBailey's Avatar
    Just for the fun of it, I have started this thread for all the limerick composers amongst us!

    The idea is to post a BB related limerick - let's see how long we can make this thread last!

    To kick off, here's my lame contribution:

    There once was a man named Jerry
    Who risked life and limb for his Berry
    Whether hail, rain or snow
    Jerry was always sure to show
    That his BB was more important than Mary!
    05-23-09 05:43 AM
  2. Mamaluka's Avatar
    I bought this phone that was smart
    Even though I'm an old fart
    I said with a grin
    This phone won't win
    But its torn my life apart!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-23-09 11:23 AM
  3. skyboxer's Avatar
    There once was a man from paree
    Who showed off his storm with glee
    Then the touchpad got stuck
    And he said what the **ck!
    And traded it in for a Pre

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-23-09 12:03 PM
  4. Back-space's Avatar
    There once was a man from paree
    Who showed off his storm with glee
    Then the touchpad got stuck
    And he said what the **ck!
    And traded it in for a Pre

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Hahaha! I love it!
    05-23-09 12:05 PM
  5. skyboxer's Avatar
    There once was a girl from peru
    Who dropped her berry into the loo
    So she put it in rice
    And cleaned it up nice
    Then sold it on craigslist as new!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Last edited by skyboxer; 05-23-09 at 12:37 PM.
    05-23-09 12:13 PM
  6. skyboxer's Avatar
    Last one:

    I once knew a girl from France
    Who kept her berry deep in her pants
    When the berry would ring
    Her panties would sing
    And vibrate too, making her dance

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-23-09 12:26 PM
  7. Neckbones#CB's Avatar
    There once was a guy with a Curve
    While texting in his car he started to swerve
    He was a friend, an hombre, a gringo
    I told him to download a 3rd part app called Vlingo
    05-23-09 12:48 PM
  8. Neckbones#CB's Avatar
    I was just thinking, this is a neat little thread. Let's change it a bit. Instead of doing a whole limerick, everybody do just one line. Once five lines are in start a new one. To start off...

    There once was a girl named Carry
    05-23-09 01:03 PM
  9. Back-space's Avatar
    Who was married to a guy named Larry...
    05-23-09 01:05 PM
  10. 12MaNy's Avatar
    There once was a dude named Cliff
    Who's keypad was all tight and stiff
    one day he got mad
    and did something bad
    and threw that POS off a cliff
    05-23-09 02:11 PM
  11. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    I moved this thread to Off-Topic
    For it's focus was clearly myopic
    If you do not agree
    It's apparent to me
    You're in need, of much better optics.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-23-09 02:32 PM
  12. Mamaluka's Avatar
    I moved this thread to Off-Topic
    For it's focus was clearly myopic
    If you do not agree
    It's apparent to me
    You're in need, of much better optics.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Lol (clearly an lol from a blackberry)

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-23-09 03:33 PM
  13. BergerKing's Avatar
    There once was a guy with a Curve
    While texting in his car he started to swerve
    He was a friend, an hombre, a gringo
    I told him to download a 3rd part app called Vlingo
    A friend was this gringo,
    He downloaded vlingo
    And saved his very last nerve.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-23-09 03:36 PM
  14. shwy's Avatar
    There was once a Bold from here,
    Someone called it and said, "Don't drink beer".
    "I wish it was mine,"
    "That'd be so sublime,"
    The entire crowd started to cheer.
    05-28-09 10:56 PM
  15. Back-space's Avatar
    I moved this thread to Off-Topic
    For it's focus was clearly myopic
    If you do not agree
    It's apparent to me
    You're in need, of much better optics.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Not bad... Could use with a few profanities
    05-29-09 01:17 PM
  16. paddygirl16's Avatar
    I innocently bought my BB at the store
    Had no idea what it was for.
    The data plan was really cool.
    Was sort of nave and felt like a fool
    I then got on Crackberry.com
    Met Harry, John and Tom
    To this day I thank God for Delete
    For the perv that called himself Pete.
    I now keep my BB by my side
    And thank BB for this fun ride.
    05-29-09 09:15 PM
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