1. trucky's Avatar
    Man on drug rampage leaves stabbed lamb, maimed father, burnt farm and severed p*n*s in his wake

    A Bulgarian has racked up a lengthy list of drug-induced felonies after being given drugs that were promised to guarantee a good time.

    Atanasov: Bulgarian gypsy has a spectacularly baaaaaa-d trip.

    On a slow day in Bulgaria Angel Atanasov decided to take some drugs with a friend.

    What followed was a drug-addled rampage of immense proportions.

    The following statement by a police spokesman details a comprehensive list of the mans crazed trail of destruction:

    First he cut-off a piece of his p*n*s, and when his father came to help him he sliced off his father's ear.

    He then ran into the road partially naked and bleeding, where he jumped into a car owned by a young woman who was unloading the trunk and drove off.

    He went through a red light and crashed into a motorcycle before leaping out of the car and running to a nearby farm where he tried to batter down the door.

    When that failed he ran down the back of the house and tried to set fire to a haystack.

    The statement continues:

    He then stabbed a lamb to death before stripping off his remaining clothes and stealing an axe which he then ran off with completely naked.

    When police closed in, he climbed up a high-voltage cable and was blasted with several thousand volts.
    It would seem this put an end to Atanasovs rampage as he was arrested soon after.

    Atanasov was said to have been taking drugs with a friend in Pazardzhik, a city in the southeast of the capital Sofia, because they were bored.
    He is now fighting for his life in intensive care.

    11-15-10 09:56 AM
  2. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Drugs are bad. Umkay.

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    11-15-10 11:01 AM
  3. SCrid2000's Avatar
    He cut off a piece of his pants?
    11-15-10 05:59 PM
  4. middbrew's Avatar
    Ahh, the good old days! They just don't make the drugs like they uses to.
    11-15-10 09:38 PM
  5. Rootbrian's Avatar
    Oh my ******* gosh! I cannot believe his highness did that!

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    11-15-10 10:13 PM
  6. Rootbrian's Avatar
    He cut off a piece of his pants?
    Privates, not pants.

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    11-15-10 10:14 PM