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  1. coaltowking's Avatar
    Ya we'll take a look at the eye balls on that bird above ya. I'm gonna catch that bird one of these days and BBQ the *** of him.


    Posted from my Z30
    I think those eyes are prosthetic. He's really part bat and sees with sonar.

    Posted via my sexy-*** Z10 running 10.2.0.1803 ON A BOAT!!!
    01-14-14 01:40 AM
  2. crankedcoffee's Avatar
    *gulp* 10 hours without a bacon post!?!?! Is there a shortage? This lengthy period without bacon concerns me. Time to check pork belly prices and see if there is some money to be made!

    Posted via CB10
    01-14-14 11:45 AM
  3. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    *gulp* 10 hours without a bacon post!?!?! Is there a shortage? This lengthy period without bacon concerns me. Time to check pork belly prices and see if there is some money to be made!

    Posted via CB10
    We've just been waiting for something tasty to chirp in.
    Looks like you took the bait!

    Come on guys... Let's wrap this one up.
    SIff.. you can have the wings.
    Coalt.. the eyes are yours.

    I'll take the brain!



    Come to Papa, my tasty little morsel
    01-14-14 12:08 PM
  4. crankedcoffee's Avatar
    *munch munch munch*

    Posted via CB10
    01-14-14 12:17 PM
  5. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    *munch munch munch*

    Posted via CB10
    You mean "Lunch, Lunch, Lunch!"

    Are you sure you're only cranked on coffee?

    Come on, guys! Hurry up with the bacon.
    We wanna cook this critter while it's still fresh!
    01-14-14 12:29 PM
  6. crankedcoffee's Avatar
    My nic goes way back to my University daze where nicotine and caffeine were my best friends. Didn't really have time for bacon back then. But like Canadian weather, things change.

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    01-14-14 12:35 PM
  7. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    My nic goes way back to my University daze where nicotine and caffeine were my best friends. Didn't really have time for bacon back then. But like Canadian weather, things change.

    Posted via CB10
    We have something in common. I'm in Alaska.
    Now, I feel kinda bad about BBQing you.

    Guess we'll just have to saute you instead. Would you prefer I use a red wine or white?
    01-14-14 12:39 PM
  8. crankedcoffee's Avatar
    I prefer to get roasted in Canadian Beer! Wait......check that..... I prefer to get roasted in beer period! if there is no beer available some bacon fat or grease will do.

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    01-14-14 12:44 PM
  9. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    Canadian Beer it is! Good call!
    ... and roasted???
    I've gotta wait for my friends. How about gathering up a bunch of your critter friends
    and we'll do dinner!


    01-14-14 01:09 PM
  10. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    My nic goes way back to my University daze where nicotine and caffeine were my best friends. Didn't really have time for bacon back then. But like Canadian weather, things change.

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    Canada has two seasons: cold and wet
    01-14-14 06:13 PM
  11. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    Canada has two seasons: cold and wet
    Good one! (Made me laugh!)
    Thanks for that!

    If our little cranked up friend brings enough critters back with him for dinner..... do join us.
    There's plenty of Bacon and Canadian Beer to go around.

    Just keep an eye on SIff. He's been known to try to wrap bacon strips around beer as he pours it out which, you can imagine, wastes a lot of Brew!
    01-14-14 06:36 PM
  12. crankedcoffee's Avatar
    I'm sorry to inform you that you are mistaken about the Canadian seasons. Yes it's true we have two seasons but they are winter and construction!

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    01-14-14 06:49 PM
  13. anon721037's Avatar
    Good one! (Made me laugh!)
    Thanks for that!

    If our little cranked up friend brings enough critters back with him for dinner..... do join us.
    There's plenty of Bacon and Canadian Beer to go around.

    Just keep an eye on SIff. He's been known to try to wrap bacon strips around beer as he pours it out which, you can imagine, wastes a lot of Brew!
    Oh trust me I never waste Canadian beer ,it's like gold. Just like the colour of your shin when I BBQ you. With bacon of course.


    Posted from my Z30
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    01-14-14 08:00 PM
  14. Anilu7's Avatar
    Canadian beer is hands-down the best beer on the continent (there's a joke about American beer being just like making love in a canoe...****ing close to water... ) But British bacon has to be the best bacon! *drool*
    Pete The Penguin likes this.
    01-14-14 09:24 PM
  15. anon721037's Avatar
    Canadian beer is hands-down the best beer on the continent (there's a joke about American beer being just like making love in a canoe...****ing close to water... ) But British bacon has to be the best bacon! *drool*
    That's was spoken like a good little Canadian girl. **** tank lol

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    01-14-14 09:36 PM
  16. coaltowking's Avatar
    Canada makes beer?! Like what?

    Posted via my sexy-*** Z10 running 10.2.0.1803 ON A BOAT!!!
    01-14-14 10:02 PM
  17. anon721037's Avatar
    Canada makes beer?! Like what?

    Posted via my sexy-*** Z10 running 10.2.0.1803 ON A BOAT!!!
    Like anything your heart desires, after a few Canadian brews you feel like you took a trip and never left the farm.


    Posted from my Z30
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    01-14-14 10:30 PM
  18. coaltowking's Avatar
    Like anything your heart desires, after a few Canadian brews you feel like you took a trip and never left the farm.


    Posted from my Z30
    I have never heard of any Canadian beers. Can you name any?

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    01-14-14 11:49 PM
  19. crankedcoffee's Avatar
    I have never heard of any Canadian beers. Can you name any?

    Posted via my sexy-*** Z10 running 10.2.0.1803 ON A BOAT!!!
    Let's start with the mass produced beer from Canada:
    Canadian
    Labbatts Blue
    Carling

    Now for some lesser known:

    Alexander Kieths
    Steamwhistle
    Upper Canada(was a really good brewery but current owners have destroyed the brand)
    Muskoka
    Kokanee
    Sleeman's (another craft brewer ruined by big business)

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    01-15-14 05:30 AM
  20. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    I'm sorry to inform you that you are mistaken about the Canadian seasons. Yes it's true we have two seasons but they are winter and construction!

    Posted via CB10
    That's what my girlfriend told me too!! I stand corrected.
    Anilu7 likes this.
    01-15-14 06:52 AM
  21. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    Like anything your heart desires, after a few Canadian brews you feel like you took a trip and never left the farm.


    Posted from my Z30
    Sounds more like LSD. I think you've got your wires crossed, which would explain a lot.

    I'm beginning to figure you out. You're a drug crazed serial Bar-B- Q'er.
    and you reside at the "funny" farm.
    (I know!) It's absolutely uncanny how I know these things!

    .... and there you go again with the "trust me!" You lore your victims over to the bbq with "Trust me," and the rest is.....
    Dinner!

    Good thing we're roasting!
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    01-15-14 06:56 AM
  22. crankedcoffee's Avatar
    Nothing like a Canadian beer with BBQ. Only thing is that a few beers can have an adverse effect of either burning food or severely under cooking it.

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    01-15-14 07:19 AM
  23. Lostboy5151's Avatar
    So we'll start with some sushi. I love the crunch of raw cricket on seasoned rice. (either season will do)
    01-15-14 07:27 AM
  24. crankedcoffee's Avatar
    So we'll start with some sushi. I love the crunch of raw cricket on seasoned rice. (either season will do)
    Grasshopper, please I'm not as common as a cricket.

    Posted via CB10
    01-15-14 07:35 AM
  25. Pete The Penguin's Avatar
    Grasshopper, please I'm not as common as a cricket.

    Posted via CB10
    Doesn't matter, he'll still eat you.
    Wrapped in bacon and smothered with maple syrup......
    Anilu7 likes this.
    01-15-14 07:53 AM
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