[coaltowking]

Ya we'll take a look at the eye balls on that bird above ya. I'm gonna catch that bird one of these days and BBQ the *** of him.


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I think those eyes are prosthetic. He's really part bat and sees with sonar.

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[crankedcoffee]

*gulp* 10 hours without a bacon post!?!?! Is there a shortage? This lengthy period without bacon concerns me. Time to check pork belly prices and see if there is some money to be made!

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[anon(3732391)]

*gulp* 10 hours without a bacon post!?!?! Is there a shortage? This lengthy period without bacon concerns me. Time to check pork belly prices and see if there is some money to be made!

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We've just been waiting for something tasty to chirp in.
Looks like you took the bait!

Come on guys... Let's wrap this one up.
SIff.. you can have the wings.
Coalt.. the eyes are yours.

I'll take the brain!

Come to Papa, my tasty little morsel

[crankedcoffee]

*munch munch munch*

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[anon(3732391)]

*munch munch munch*

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You mean "Lunch, Lunch, Lunch!"

Are you sure you're only cranked on coffee?

Come on, guys! Hurry up with the bacon.
We wanna cook this critter while it's still fresh!

[crankedcoffee]

My nic goes way back to my University daze where nicotine and caffeine were my best friends. Didn't really have time for bacon back then. But like Canadian weather, things change.

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[anon(3732391)]

My nic goes way back to my University daze where nicotine and caffeine were my best friends. Didn't really have time for bacon back then. But like Canadian weather, things change.

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We have something in common. I'm in Alaska.
Now, I feel kinda bad about BBQing you.

Guess we'll just have to saute you instead. Would you prefer I use a red wine or white?

[crankedcoffee]

I prefer to get roasted in Canadian Beer! Wait......check that..... I prefer to get roasted in beer period! if there is no beer available some bacon fat or grease will do.

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[anon(3732391)]

Canadian Beer it is! Good call!
... and roasted???
I've gotta wait for my friends. How about gathering up a bunch of your critter friends
and we'll do dinner!

[Pete The Penguin]

My nic goes way back to my University daze where nicotine and caffeine were my best friends. Didn't really have time for bacon back then. But like Canadian weather, things change.

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Canada has two seasons: cold and wet

[anon(3732391)]

Canada has two seasons: cold and wet

Good one! (Made me laugh!)
Thanks for that!

If our little cranked up friend brings enough critters back with him for dinner..... do join us.
There's plenty of Bacon and Canadian Beer to go around.

Just keep an eye on SIff. He's been known to try to wrap bacon strips around beer as he pours it out which, you can imagine, wastes a lot of Brew!

[crankedcoffee]

I'm sorry to inform you that you are mistaken about the Canadian seasons. Yes it's true we have two seasons but they are winter and construction!

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[anon721037]

Good one! (Made me laugh!)
Thanks for that!

If our little cranked up friend brings enough critters back with him for dinner..... do join us.
There's plenty of Bacon and Canadian Beer to go around.

Just keep an eye on SIff. He's been known to try to wrap bacon strips around beer as he pours it out which, you can imagine, wastes a lot of Brew!

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Oh trust me I never waste Canadian beer ,it's like gold. Just like the colour of your shin when I BBQ you. With bacon of course.


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[Anilu7]

Canadian beer is hands-down the best beer on the continent (there's a joke about American beer being just like making love in a canoe...****ing close to water... ) But British bacon has to be the best bacon! *drool*

[anon721037]

Canadian beer is hands-down the best beer on the continent (there's a joke about American beer being just like making love in a canoe...****ing close to water... ) But British bacon has to be the best bacon! *drool*

That's was spoken like a good little Canadian girl. **** tank lol

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[coaltowking]

Canada makes beer?! Like what?

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[anon721037]

Canada makes beer?! Like what?

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Like anything your heart desires, after a few Canadian brews you feel like you took a trip and never left the farm.


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[coaltowking]

Like anything your heart desires, after a few Canadian brews you feel like you took a trip and never left the farm.


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I have never heard of any Canadian beers. Can you name any?

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[crankedcoffee]

I have never heard of any Canadian beers. Can you name any?

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Let's start with the mass produced beer from Canada:
Canadian
Labbatts Blue
Carling

Now for some lesser known:

Alexander Kieths
Steamwhistle
Upper Canada(was a really good brewery but current owners have destroyed the brand)
Muskoka
Kokanee
Sleeman's (another craft brewer ruined by big business)

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[Pete The Penguin]

I'm sorry to inform you that you are mistaken about the Canadian seasons. Yes it's true we have two seasons but they are winter and construction!

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That's what my girlfriend told me too!! I stand corrected.

[anon(3732391)]

Like anything your heart desires, after a few Canadian brews you feel like you took a trip and never left the farm.


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Sounds more like LSD. I think you've got your wires crossed, which would explain a lot.

I'm beginning to figure you out. You're a drug crazed serial Bar-B- Q'er.
and you reside at the "funny" farm.
(I know!) It's absolutely uncanny how I know these things!

.... and there you go again with the "trust me!" You lore your victims over to the bbq with "Trust me," and the rest is.....
Dinner!

Good thing we're roasting!

[crankedcoffee]

Nothing like a Canadian beer with BBQ. Only thing is that a few beers can have an adverse effect of either burning food or severely under cooking it.

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[anon(3732391)]

So we'll start with some sushi. I love the crunch of raw cricket on seasoned rice. (either season will do)

[crankedcoffee]

So we'll start with some sushi. I love the crunch of raw cricket on seasoned rice. (either season will do)

Grasshopper, please I'm not as common as a cricket.

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[Pete The Penguin]

Grasshopper, please I'm not as common as a cricket.

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Doesn't matter, he'll still eat you.
Wrapped in bacon and smothered with maple syrup......