[anon(3732391)]

I lied I'm hungry

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Keep it up and your nose might start growing!

[anon(3732391)]

To be fair to all the Bacon lovers.......

nice hat!

[Pete The Penguin]

Keep it up and your nose might start growing!

If he keeps eating bacon, his belly will grow too.

[Pete The Penguin]

What happened to:
"He's my Friend... Not Dinner ?

Didn't take long for him to turn on you, did it?
I'd never eat you, I respect my friends.

[anon721037]

Keep it up and your nose might start growing!

Ha ha this is great, good one.
Your actually pretty talented for a bird.

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[zed_10]

Maybe his elves could be persuaded to dress the hookers in bacon bathing suits?

Done!




...and may I say, these are a few of my favorite things...

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[anon721037]

Done!




...and may I say, these are a few of my favorite things...

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That's pretty big bacon on them girls.

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[anon721037]

Me when I was a baby.

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[Pete The Penguin]

Me when I was a baby.

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[coaltowking]

Me when I was a baby.

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So you admit that you were a baconless child!

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[anon(3732391)]

Now I know why you're called SIMPLE.

Posting a photo of yourself right after three bikini clad girls........

Simply not too smart!
(and, you're not even cute!)

Uh oh... I think I may lose my bacon!)

Burp!

But, since we're doing baby photo's....

here I am about to get my bacon!!
ahhhh, isn't he cute?

[anon(3732391)]

You hide the crazy well

Been meanin' to show you the crazy side!

Go Ahead, punk! Mess with my Bacon!


WOW, Hope I didn't scare the little bald kid away! Probably got a huge infraction for wanting to eat Bird!
That'll teach him!!

[sleepngbear]

Saw the best looking snack on Man v Food last night -- deep-fried bacon wrapped tater tots. Made me want to run out and get a deep fryer.

[anon(3732391)]

Saw the best looking snack on Man v Food last night -- deep-fried bacon wrapped tater tots. Made me want to run out and get a deep fryer.

I don't know ED... I would have gone for the Tater Tots and Bacon and used a deep pot!

[anon721037]

Dam that bird would look good on a BBQ with some tasty bacon wrapped around it and I might put some of those tator tots.

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[anon(3732391)]

Yummmy!
A bed of Bacon.... garnished with Bacon wrapped Tots
And Ya know, considering how EVERYTHING tastes like bacon, anyway....
Why waste a good bird!

[anon721037]

Good bird a good bird.
Have you looked in the mirror.

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[anon(3732391)]

Good bird a good bird.
Have you looked in the mirror.

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Oh Yeah! I'm one GOOD LOOKING bird, (even without Bacon)

Hey! I found a pic of us together when we were kids!

Ya know... I think your ears would look good wrapped in Bacon.
On the other wing... they'd surely over power the Bacon Flavor. (I'll pass!)
But to be fair... you DO have a cute smile!
And, anyone that would want to BBQ such a cute widdle birdy is just a plan....
YOU!

WOW! Can't get over those ears You probably don't even need a mobile phone, huh?
Hey, can you wiggle them? Bet you could fly.....
.

[Pete The Penguin]

Oh Yeah! I'm one GOOD LOOKING bird, (even without Bacon)

Hey! I found a pic of us together when we were kids!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U5oCnmbbzw...600/alfred.jpg


Ya know... I think your ears would look good wrapped in Bacon.
On the other wing... they'd surely over power the Bacon Flavor. (I'll pass!)
But to be fair... you DO have a cute smile!
And, anyone that would want to BBQ such a cute widdle birdy is just a plan....
YOU!

WOW! Can't get over those ears You probably don't even need a mobile phone, huh?
Hey, can you wiggle them? Bet you could fly.....
.

Those ears!! Wow!!
Bet he can pick up signals from the International Space Station......

You were a cute widdle birdy, you're cute now too. Who'd wanna bbq you?

[anon(3732391)]

Those ears!! Wow!!
Bet he can pick up signals from the International Space Station......

You were a cute widdle birdy, you're cute now too.

If you were me, you wouldn't want to know "who!"

Lostboy to SIff.....can you ear me?
How's the dehydrated Bacon up there?

[anon721037]

Oh Yeah! I'm one GOOD LOOKING bird, (even without Bacon)

Hey! I found a pic of us together when we were kids!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_U5oCnmbbzw...600/alfred.jpg


Ya know... I think your ears would look good wrapped in Bacon.
On the other wing... they'd surely over power the Bacon Flavor. (I'll pass!)
But to be fair... you DO have a cute smile!
And, anyone that would want to BBQ such a cute widdle birdy is just a plan....
YOU!

WOW! Can't get over those ears You probably don't even need a mobile phone, huh?
Hey, can you wiggle them? Bet you could fly.....
.

I use those ears to fly like you do with your wings, and I could probably slap the crap out of you with them also.

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[anon(3732391)]

I use those ears to fly like you do with your wings, and I could probably slap the crap out of you with them also.

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Owww, Did we hurt Wiggly Ears feelings? Sounds a wittle hostle!
Must have a widdle ear wake, huh?

Put one in each ear and you can munch on the third one.
I hope these are big enough.... if not, you'll have to use the third one to compensate.
I hope these help your widdle ear wake!

[TheScionicMan]

I sacrifice this bird for the greater good!

EAT UP!
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Got bacon on the brain? Join the club.

[anon(3732391)]

Got bacon on the brain? Join the club.

NO! I do not have bacon on the brain!

My brain IS Bacon!

[coaltowking]

NO! I do not have bacon on the brain!

My brain IS Bacon!

http://www.picturesanimations.com/3/3d_smileys/0143.gif

Since when did you have a brain?! You must have found one in the gutter.

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