1. grahamf's Avatar
    When a girl asks if this pants/dress/etc makes her look fat, how does one avoid pain and/or becoming temporarily celibate???

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    07-26-10 01:24 AM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Say "no, that outfit doesn't make you look fat, your fat is doing a good enough job of that on its' own..." And let us know how that works out for you...

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    07-26-10 02:14 AM
  3. grahamf's Avatar
    I'm sorry but I'm rather attatched to my balls so I won't be doing that.

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    07-26-10 03:44 AM
  4. ms monster's Avatar
    The answer would be a simple no.....

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    07-26-10 05:05 AM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Seriously. Plead the 5th. I refuse to answer on the grounds that whatever I say it'll be wrong.

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    07-26-10 05:27 AM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    Just say "Those/That pants/dress/etc make me want to make love to you". That way you don't have to lie and you off the hook.
    07-26-10 08:27 AM
  7. convex20899's Avatar
    Just don't date or marry a big girl.. Then no problem..
    07-26-10 08:48 AM
  8. Radius's Avatar
    I can see this thread is going to be shut down soon what with all the schoolyard wisdom being introduced.
    07-26-10 09:40 AM
  9. syb0rg's Avatar
    What to ask a woman when they say "does this ____ make me look fat".....

    the best way to answer it, w/o lying, w/o leading on is " it doesn't matter what i think, it only matters what you think, if you like it. Wear it. If you don't like it, don't wear it ".... and let them make up their mind. because if the thought is there, the thought was born for a reason

    and the reason i say that is the most attractive thing a woman can wear is self confidence.

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    07-26-10 10:30 AM
  10. elvin1983's Avatar
    Always "No babe, you look fantastic!!" If you don't like a particular piece she's wearing, say something about not liking the color, or something like that...

    It's not lieing, it's surviving. Plus, as long as you love your gal and think she's attractive, then she'll look fantastic in anything, thus, avoiding lieing!
    07-26-10 11:09 AM
  11. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Just say "Those/That pants/dress/etc make me want to make love to you". That way you don't have to lie and you off the hook.
    Nice! That was the OP's mother he was responding to.
    07-26-10 11:50 AM
  12. Username00089's Avatar
    "You look fine." If she thinks you're just saying that, then just don't respond.
    07-26-10 11:53 AM
  13. maxiang's Avatar
    Tell the truth. My girl knows I'll always be straight with her. If it looks bad, I'm not gonna lie and let her go out and about.

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    07-26-10 12:25 PM
  14. Username00089's Avatar
    @ the OP: is your gf fat or you just curious?
    07-26-10 12:33 PM
  15. convex20899's Avatar
    @ the OP: is your gf fat or you just curious?
    ROTGDFL

    Too funny!

    Back away from the buffet big girl.
    07-26-10 01:02 PM
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