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  1. sputneek's Avatar
    Ok, let's try this


    How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?
    05-30-12 08:00 PM
  2. kbz1960's Avatar
    Mark is a preacher.
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    05-30-12 08:03 PM
  3. Ben1232's Avatar
    He married two of the ladies in a civil partnership kinda thing and married the third himself
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    05-30-12 08:05 PM
  4. Hgouck's Avatar
    If you believe God can do anything, Can God sin?
    05-30-12 08:49 PM
  5. Hgouck's Avatar
    How far is the East from the West?
    05-30-12 08:50 PM
  6. Hgouck's Avatar
    If I say "I have enough." how much do I have.
    05-30-12 08:58 PM
  7. Hgouck's Avatar
    What started the fight between cats and dogs?
    05-30-12 09:00 PM
  8. sputneek's Avatar
    He married two of the ladies in a civil partnership kinda thing and married the third himself
    Ha,ha,lmao, That's kinda pretty funny Ben
    05-30-12 09:04 PM
  9. sputneek's Avatar
    How far is the East from the West?
    Take out an "A" put in a "W" and you are there
    05-30-12 09:16 PM
  10. sputneek's Avatar
    If you believe God can do anything, Can God sin?
    I refuse to answer this, on the grounds that it contravenes forum rules
    05-30-12 09:21 PM
  11. sputneek's Avatar
    If I say "I have enough." how much do I have.
    Don't have "enough" time to even consider answering this one
    05-30-12 09:22 PM
  12. alnamvet68's Avatar
    If you say you are happy, how do we know?
    05-30-12 09:24 PM
  13. sputneek's Avatar
    What started the fight between cats and dogs?
    Now that you've got me all tuckered out, I'll have to get back to you later on that one
    05-30-12 09:26 PM
  14. Ben1232's Avatar
    Ha,ha,lmao, That's kinda pretty funny Ben
    They have same sex marriages here. I'm unsure about the US though haha.

    I guess I got it correct anyhow.
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    05-30-12 09:29 PM
  15. Hgouck's Avatar
    If you are trying to save time where will you keep it?
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    05-30-12 09:31 PM
  16. Hgouck's Avatar
    When the little guy in Toy Story says "To infinite and beyond " when will he be back?
    05-30-12 09:40 PM
  17. alnamvet68's Avatar
    OK then, there's one for hormonal happiness. Any other takers?
    06-01-12 04:35 PM
  18. sputneek's Avatar
    If you say you are happy, how do we know?
    Here'a better version

    You would have to be happy yourself, for then you could recognize it

    For fruits and vegetables
    Last edited by sputneek; 06-01-12 at 06:25 PM.
    06-01-12 06:23 PM
  19. alnamvet68's Avatar
    When the little guy in Toy Story says "To infinity and beyond " when will he be back?

    FIFY

    When he returns to the starting point, silly.
    06-02-12 08:28 AM
  20. alnamvet68's Avatar
    Answer all three, and you get off my sch1t list :

    1. Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
    2. Why is it that lemon juice is made with artificial flavors and ingredients, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
    3. Can fat people go skinny dipping?

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    06-02-12 08:33 AM
  21. Spencerdl's Avatar
    Hey Al, what's the average temperature going to be around RIM headquarters this summer?
    06-02-12 08:40 AM
  22. sputneek's Avatar
    1. Rain is a liquid thus it is heavier than air. It would drop through the air whereas snow, even though it is COMPOSED of water, is in a solid state. Thus it would fall because of the solid state of the water.

    2. I switched the two a while ago when I noticed that, now my dishes are sticky and my ade is bubbly but balance has been restored!

    3. Gotta stay away from that one, so I can stop seein' my breath in here again

    So is two out of three ok?
    06-02-12 09:52 AM
  23. alnamvet68's Avatar
    Hey Al, what's the average temperature going to be around RIM headquarters this summer?

    Hot, hot, hot, like in Toyota hot, hot, hot...............

    1. Rain is a liquid thus it is heavier than air. It would drop through the air whereas snow, even though it is COMPOSED of water, is in a solid state. Thus it would fall because of the solid state of the water.

    2. I switched the two a while ago when I noticed that, now my dishes are sticky and my ade is bubbly but balance has been restored!

    3. Gotta stay away from that one, so I can stop seein' my breath in here again

    So is two out of three ok?

    It'll have to do...I yield to members of the short bus crowd.
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    06-02-12 11:14 AM
  24. sputneek's Avatar
    I can accept that

    06-02-12 11:37 AM
  25. Hgouck's Avatar
    Answer all three, and you get off my sch1t list :

    1. Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
    2. Why is it that lemon juice is made with artificial flavors and ingredients, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
    3. Can fat people go skinny dipping?

    1 +2 have been answered adequately
    As for 3. I would have to say no because I don't even want that visual running around in my head.
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    06-02-12 07:23 PM
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