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  1. alnamvet68's Avatar
    Oh good finally an easy one! I would go straight home, find the dullest cutting implement in the house and slit my wrists the hard way
    LMAO...that's what I love about pacifists; they don't mince words in the face of a crisis, they just cut to the chase.
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    05-20-12 01:06 PM
  2. Ben1232's Avatar
    LMAO...that's what I love about pacifists; they don't mince words in the face of a crisis, they just cut to the chase.
    Pun intended ? Haha
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    05-20-12 01:08 PM
  3. sputneek's Avatar
    Pun intended ? Haha
    Well of course!
    05-20-12 02:18 PM
  4. alnamvet68's Avatar
    Here's one I've noticed on occassion, why do bald men wear a hairnet at McDonald's?
    05-21-12 06:15 AM
  5. kbz1960's Avatar
    Here's one I've noticed on occassion, why do bald men wear a hairnet at McDonald's?
    To cover their ears and nose where it all grows now?
    05-21-12 08:04 AM
  6. alnamvet68's Avatar
    To cover their ears and nose where it all grows now?
    OK, that was too easy; here's one, why do horses sleep standing up?
    05-21-12 08:21 AM
  7. trucky's Avatar
    OK, that was too easy; here's one, why do horses sleep standing up?
    So they can run away from predators.
    05-21-12 08:27 AM
  8. kbz1960's Avatar
    Because their mother taught them to.
    05-21-12 08:28 AM
  9. alnamvet68's Avatar
    You guyz are good, but don't expect an invite from Mensa anytime soon ; OK, how about this one...you decide to head east to circle the globe; at which point are you actually heading west?
    05-21-12 08:30 AM
  10. trucky's Avatar
    You guyz are good, but don't expect an invite from Mensa anytime soon ; OK, how about this one...you decide to head east to circle the globe; at which point are you actually heading west?
    When you walk to the head in the aft of the plane.
    05-21-12 08:31 AM
  11. alnamvet68's Avatar
    Why do I hear Chuck Barris banging a gong?
    05-21-12 08:34 AM
  12. trucky's Avatar
    Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
    05-21-12 08:34 AM
  13. kbz1960's Avatar
    Why do I hear Chuck Barris banging a gong?
    The unknown comic was up.
    05-21-12 08:40 AM
  14. madman0141's Avatar
    Alnamvet68 my question is at what age is it that when I punch a girl it means I like her changes to assault?
    05-21-12 08:58 AM
  15. alnamvet68's Avatar
    Alnamvet68 my question is at what age is it that when I punch a girl it means I like her changes to assault?
    I'll provide that answer when you're released from Alcatraz.
    05-21-12 10:17 AM
  16. trucky's Avatar
    So... What's the real story behind Mr. Rogers and his sweaters?
    05-22-12 05:52 AM
  17. sputneek's Avatar
    Where is Tall Man? - Video

    He, he, got too much time on my hands
    Oh, to stay within this threads parameters: Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
    Last edited by sputneek; 05-22-12 at 09:05 AM.
    05-22-12 08:44 AM
  18. alnamvet68's Avatar
    Who is Jef, and why does anybody really give a ratz patootie?
    05-22-12 02:28 PM
  19. kbz1960's Avatar
    Who is Jef, and why does anybody really give a ratz patootie?
    They care because it's his fault. Can't be the mod/retired mod Jeff can it?
    05-22-12 03:54 PM
  20. alnamvet68's Avatar
    Who is Stanley, and why are they playing with his cup?
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    05-22-12 07:02 PM
  21. trucky's Avatar
    Who is Stanley, and why are they playing with his cup?

    ewwwww... Who's got the hand sanitizer????
    05-23-12 06:59 AM
  22. alnamvet68's Avatar
    If all evil were to suddenly and permanently disappear, would good cease to have meaning?
    Last edited by alnamvet68; 05-23-12 at 03:01 PM.
    05-23-12 02:57 PM
  23. alnamvet68's Avatar
    What is the origin of the phrase, "third world country"? It begs the question, what is a second world country and why don't we hear that expression?
    05-23-12 03:01 PM
  24. sputneek's Avatar
    I found this:
    The economically underdeveloped countries of Asia, Africa, Oceania, and Latin America, considered as an entity with common characteristics, such as poverty, high birthrates, and economic dependence on the advanced countries. The French demographer Alfred Sauvy coined the expression ("tiers monde" in French) in 1952 by analogy with the "third estate," the commoners of France before and during the French Revolution-as opposed to priests and nobles, comprising the first and second estates respectively. Like the third estate, wrote Sauvy, the third world is nothing, and it "wants to be something." The term therefore implies that the third world is exploited, much as the third estate was exploited, and that, like the third estate its destiny is a revolutionary one. It conveys as well a second idea, also discussed by Sauvy, that of non-alignment, for the third world belongs neither to the industrialized capitalist world nor to the industrialized Communist bloc. The expression third world was used at the 1955 conference of Afro-Asian countries held in Bandung, Indonesia. In 1956 a group of social scientists associated with Sauvy's National Institute of Demographic Studies, in Paris, published a book called Le Tiers-Monde. Three years later, the French economist Francois Perroux launched a new journal, on problems of underdevelopment, with the same title. By the end of the 1950's the term was frequently employed in the French media to refer to the underdeveloped countries of Asia, Africa, Oceania, and Latin America.

    Too tired to pose a question tonight get back to you in the morning
    05-23-12 10:14 PM
  25. sputneek's Avatar
    Oh! Also as far as I'm concerned North America feels intuitively like it will be a "second world country" in the not too distant future.
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    05-23-12 10:20 PM
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