[sputneek]

Ok, let's try this


How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

[kbz1960]

Mark is a preacher.

[Ben1232]

He married two of the ladies in a civil partnership kinda thing and married the third himself

[Hgouck]

If you believe God can do anything, Can God sin?

[Hgouck]

How far is the East from the West?

[Hgouck]

If I say "I have enough." how much do I have.

[Hgouck]

What started the fight between cats and dogs?

[sputneek]

He married two of the ladies in a civil partnership kinda thing and married the third himself

Ha,ha,lmao, That's kinda pretty funny Ben

[sputneek]

How far is the East from the West?

Take out an "A" put in a "W" and you are there

[sputneek]

If you believe God can do anything, Can God sin?

I refuse to answer this, on the grounds that it contravenes forum rules

[sputneek]

If I say "I have enough." how much do I have.

Don't have "enough" time to even consider answering this one

[alnamvet68]

If you say you are happy, how do we know?

[sputneek]

What started the fight between cats and dogs?

Now that you've got me all tuckered out, I'll have to get back to you later on that one

[Ben1232]

Ha,ha,lmao, That's kinda pretty funny Ben

They have same sex marriages here. I'm unsure about the US though haha.

I guess I got it correct anyhow.

[Hgouck]

If you are trying to save time where will you keep it?

[Hgouck]

When the little guy in Toy Story says "To infinite and beyond " when will he be back?

[alnamvet68]

OK then, there's one for hormonal happiness. Any other takers?

[sputneek]

If you say you are happy, how do we know?

Here'a better version

You would have to be happy yourself, for then you could recognize it

For fruits and vegetables

[alnamvet68]

When the little guy in Toy Story says "To infinity and beyond " when will he be back?

FIFY

When he returns to the starting point, silly.

[alnamvet68]

Answer all three, and you get off my sch1t list :

1. Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
2. Why is it that lemon juice is made with artificial flavors and ingredients, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
3. Can fat people go skinny dipping?

[Spencerdl]

Hey Al, what's the average temperature going to be around RIM headquarters this summer?

[sputneek]

1. Rain is a liquid thus it is heavier than air. It would drop through the air whereas snow, even though it is COMPOSED of water, is in a solid state. Thus it would fall because of the solid state of the water.

2. I switched the two a while ago when I noticed that, now my dishes are sticky and my ade is bubbly but balance has been restored!

3. Gotta stay away from that one, so I can stop seein' my breath in here again

So is two out of three ok?

[alnamvet68]

Hey Al, what's the average temperature going to be around RIM headquarters this summer?

Hot, hot, hot, like in Toyota hot, hot, hot...............

1. Rain is a liquid thus it is heavier than air. It would drop through the air whereas snow, even though it is COMPOSED of water, is in a solid state. Thus it would fall because of the solid state of the water.

2. I switched the two a while ago when I noticed that, now my dishes are sticky and my ade is bubbly but balance has been restored!

3. Gotta stay away from that one, so I can stop seein' my breath in here again

So is two out of three ok?

It'll have to do...I yield to members of the short bus crowd.

[sputneek]

I can accept that

[Hgouck]

Answer all three, and you get off my sch1t list :

1. Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
2. Why is it that lemon juice is made with artificial flavors and ingredients, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
3. Can fat people go skinny dipping?

1 +2 have been answered adequately
As for 3. I would have to say no because I don't even want that visual running around in my head.