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  1. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Sexually? Yes. But that doesn't mean that your desires are balanced or unperverted.

    Is it possible to be too good for someone? So good in fact that they dismiss you and tell you that they will only bring you down?
    06-10-08 03:19 PM
  2. Sxxy007's Avatar
    You NEED a steak to the face IF your believing that Sh*t!! hahhahah
    Favorite cookie??
    06-10-08 03:28 PM
  3. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Oatmeal and raisin. I bake them something deadly.

    Ok, you are with all of the sodas, energy drinks, waters etc at the 7-11. I'm buying. What do you reach for?
    06-10-08 03:49 PM
  4. Sxxy007's Avatar
    Hmmmmm coffee
    Does it count??
    What IF: You end up saying your buyin BUT ooops!! I funny you left your wallet at home--Boooo!!! So I end up buyin
    06-10-08 03:56 PM
  5. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Lol. So are you ASKIN to buy or is this a WHAT IF?

    Do you want the small, medium or larger? And do you put cream and sugar and alladat stuff in there or drink it pure?
    06-10-08 04:03 PM
  6. Sxxy007's Avatar
    I go LARGE--strong and black NO fillers
    What if: Your out a bar and a guy buys you drink but at the end of the night he acts as though you owe him your number, do I?
    06-10-08 04:08 PM
  7. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    HEAD ON. Beat him like he owes you money.

    What if I am at a bar and a girl buys me a drink? What does she really want? Isn't that a little forward or what?
    06-10-08 04:09 PM
  8. Sxxy007's Avatar
    No its NOT forward she's saying HELLO HOTTIE
    How YOU doin??
    hahahhaa
    What IF: Its not you she sent the drink to its was your friend BUT you thought it was you??
    06-10-08 04:16 PM
  9. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Then homegirl gets a package deal.

    If you are buying a drink for someone at the bar who you think is hot, what drink do you send over? And none of that "whatever they are already drinking" stuff. Get original.
    06-10-08 04:19 PM
  10. Sxxy007's Avatar
    I send them my favorite shot:
    RBO (royal bend me over) NO lie

    Soooo you get the shot or the drink from the end of the bar you stay seated or come over??
    06-10-08 04:25 PM
  11. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Oh it would be improper not to come over. Wassap. All I have to do is say thanks for the drink blah blah blah. THey paid for my attention. It is time to watch them squirm. Or not.

    RBO consistes of a shot of Crown and what?
    06-10-08 04:27 PM
  12. Sxxy007's Avatar
    Your a smart guy you can figure that out with me tellin and besides IF I tell you the recipe isn't that like buyin you a drink:P hahhahaha Kiddin
    Does it REALLY matter how a female is dressed on a guys night out?
    06-10-08 04:31 PM
  13. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    It always matters on guys night out. It also matters how the guys dress too. I thoughtcha knew.

    How many drinks will you pound in public before you cut yourself off?
    06-10-08 04:37 PM
  14. Sxxy007's Avatar
    8 beers and a couple of shots of whiskey ----I can hold my own
    How about you BIG meany?
    06-10-08 04:42 PM
  15. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Holy smokes. I go 5 drinks. If it is 5 shots, then it is 5 shots. 5 scotch and sodas, 5 glasses of wine, 5 beers, you get the drift. 5 is the magic cutoff number. But usually it is something like going back to the house and then really starting to party. I don't like to slip in public. So see? I am a lightweight, not a big meanie. You on the other hand hold it down like a champ.

    Do you have a bar where you step in and the bartender knows what your drink is?
    06-10-08 04:48 PM
  16. Sxxy007's Avatar
    Yes I do and its ONLY b/c I live in a very small town SOOO blah

    Cigars or cigarettes? If you smoke
    06-10-08 04:56 PM
  17. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    I don't smoke. But if I do, I like Camel non-filters. Last time I did that was at my father's funeral though, and I think I still feel sick over it.

    And you? Cigarettes or cigars if you smoke?
    06-10-08 04:59 PM
  18. Sxxy007's Avatar
    I've had a good cigar or 2 but I DON't smoke either.

    You hit on this chick but her friend is man hatin that night and so she's c**k blockin what do you do??
    06-10-08 05:04 PM
  19. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Bail out. Seriously. Why bother? I got power moves I can use elsewhere lol.

    You walk into your bar. Your bartender gives you your usual drink (already paid for) and a card with a number on it. You are supposed to call that number. Do you bother? Or do you just kill off the tab that the poor sucka left?
    06-10-08 05:07 PM
  20. Sxxy007's Avatar
    Drink the drink that was bought for me. Call the number and say Thank You and hang up. Keep them guessin

    What is the best Father's Day gift given or received??
    06-11-08 09:00 AM
  21. P.H.A.D.E's Avatar
    I Think It Would Just Be Being A Great Father.........Because With That........Amazing Children Come Your Way!!!

    Which One Would You Take:
    Having 3 Toes Missing Or Your Ring Finger?
    06-11-08 04:37 PM
  22. Sensesfail99's Avatar
    depends... if the missing three toes would cause you to walk funny, I would choose the missing ring finger... if not, then the missing toes.

    Do you wear your wedding ring everyday or only occasionally?
    06-11-08 05:54 PM
  23. Sxxy007's Avatar
    LMAO I actually wear it Senses to get "sick *** mofos" like u to not hit on me--just kiddin

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-11-08 07:26 PM
  24. Sxxy007's Avatar
    Ahhh my question...So u hit on married woman YOUR kiddin but she takes it serious--how do u deal?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    06-11-08 07:28 PM
  25. Dr. Newport's Avatar
    Hey all, I am going to throw mine in the ocean...so it can swim with the fishes lol.

    How about no dog? But if I had to have one I would take one of them ugly-booty bulldogs. You know, they are just ugly.

    What is the most you will pay for a CD of music you like in the store?
    06-11-08 08:41 PM
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