1. ShiPanda's Avatar
    none.

    want to make me some breakfast?
    02-23-10 06:33 AM
  2. ramalam's Avatar
    *makes you a sausage biscuit.

    Need anything else?

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    02-23-10 06:45 AM
  3. zorak's Avatar
    No thanks, I'm good.

    Should I talk to her again?
    02-23-10 07:45 AM
  4. highjakker's Avatar
    nah...just tap her head before "you're ready"

    is it friday yet?
    02-23-10 09:02 AM
  5. zorak's Avatar
    nah...just tap her head before "you're ready"
    HAHA. I have no question as I'm still laughing.
    02-23-10 10:17 AM
  6. 12MaNy's Avatar
    is it friday yet?

    Probably somewhere

    Whats for lunch?
    02-23-10 01:08 PM
  7. highjakker's Avatar
    i had whisker biscuits smothered in panty sauce with a side of curtain lips!

    you?
    02-23-10 01:27 PM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Just a sandwich..

    Whatre you up to tonight/this morning/today?

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    02-24-10 04:12 AM
  9. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Shaking off the cobwebs, CrackBerry style.


    Who puts the Sandy to sleep?




    WAPers do it With A Passion
    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    02-24-10 04:48 AM
  10. middbrew's Avatar
    A. The Sandy never sleeps.

    Q. Which time period is the greatest?
    02-24-10 06:58 AM
  11. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    The bronze age. Things were so much simpler then.


    What's up with the rain today?





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    02-24-10 07:21 AM
  12. Goldpeachez's Avatar
    Suppose to rain all day here on the east coast.







    Whats to do for CIAA this weekend?

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    02-24-10 07:30 AM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Doesn't know the answer so: *conjures up an image of the scarecrow singing "if I only had some rain..."

    Wouldn't it be fun to go back to the bronze age or other "olden days" with modern technology? I don't even necessarily mean guns, vehicles or anything like that but rather just stuff like a light weight combo titanium/carbon fiber/kevlar suit of armor, some ultra strong but light sword and all that sort of stuff?

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    Last edited by the_sandman_454; 02-24-10 at 08:49 AM.
    02-24-10 08:44 AM
  14. BigBadWulf's Avatar

    Would have never stood a chance


    Can you ID that bunny?




    WAPers do it With A Passion
    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    02-24-10 09:33 AM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Killer rabbit from monty python and the holy grail isn't it?

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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    02-24-10 10:36 AM
  16. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    African or European?

    What is the number thou shalt count?
    02-24-10 10:42 AM
  17. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    3 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 3. 4 shall thou not count nor either count thou 2 excepting that thou then proceed to 3. 5 is right out... (Just watched yesterday)

    How would a swallow carry a coconut?

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    02-24-10 10:45 AM
  18. middbrew's Avatar
    Now that's a great movie!

    A. It could grip it by the husk!

    Q. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
    02-24-10 03:01 PM
  19. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Correct sir!

    WHAT... is your favorite color?
    02-24-10 03:27 PM
  20. thinkamp's Avatar
    Purple

    How do you like your steak?
    02-24-10 03:33 PM
  21. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Rare, almost raw.

    How do you like your potatoes?
    02-24-10 03:34 PM
  22. thinkamp's Avatar
    Baked with cheese, ranch and butter.

    MickieDs or Burger King fries?
    02-24-10 03:36 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    McD's I guess.

    Fries, onion rings, or other (specify)?

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    02-24-10 08:10 PM
  24. Goldpeachez's Avatar
    Onion rings




    Greys Anatomy or Law and Order

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    02-24-10 08:19 PM
  25. ramalam's Avatar
    Law and Order SVU

    do you like to be alone in dark alleys while you peak through windows?

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    02-24-10 09:15 PM
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