1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yes

    Ever wanted to spin someone off the road?

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    02-16-10 04:56 AM
  2. ShiPanda's Avatar
    All the time. Esp when I'm coming to work and they drive 55 in a 65 and wont move over.

    You want some tacos?
    02-16-10 05:00 AM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yes

    What do you like on your tacos?

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    02-16-10 05:01 AM
  4. ShiPanda's Avatar
    meat cheese hotsauce.

    Would you cry if I beat you up?
    02-16-10 05:05 AM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    No, but I would be annoyed.

    Would you laugh if I told the best joke ever, guaranteed to cause laughter?

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    02-16-10 05:13 AM
  6. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Depends I dont understand alot of jokes.

    Why am I running out of questions to ask?
    02-16-10 05:23 AM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Because they've almost all been asked once already.

    Why not just make up random words as a question like I do?

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    02-16-10 05:38 AM
  8. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I dont wanna.

    Can you go off topic in off topic or in hot topic?
    02-16-10 06:07 AM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    No, it takes someone more skilled at it than me.

    If you go off topic in "off topic" would that make it on-topic?

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    02-16-10 06:12 AM
  10. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Sure.

    Can you do me a favor?
    02-16-10 06:21 AM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Sure

    What is it?

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    02-16-10 06:42 AM
  12. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I didnt have a question.

    Why is the last 15 mins of work seem like 40 years?
    02-16-10 06:43 AM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Because of the special theory of relativity.

    Why is the last minute the worst of all?

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    02-16-10 06:48 AM
  14. highjakker's Avatar
    because the last minute is also the first minute of what's to come!

    will there ever be a "tomorrow" because every morning is always "today"?
    02-16-10 07:58 AM
  15. christopherp's Avatar
    just like it's always beer-thirty somewhere...it's always tomorrow somewhere.

    if a kid doesn't take his nap is he resisting a rest?
    02-16-10 09:53 AM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Yes, and should be beaten or tasered for it.

    Why did they make mr potatohead a potato, rather than mr eggplanthead or mr zuccinihead?

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    02-16-10 04:55 PM
  17. paddygirl16's Avatar
    That is because Mr. Potatoehead is Irish and a Mr. Zuccinihead just would look "wrong". Plus red lips on a purple face just wouldnt look right.

    Why did the makers of the keyboard put all the letters all over the place and not next to each other (example: A-B-C instead of A-S-D)?
    02-16-10 05:58 PM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    To keep the most frequently used ones from jamming the old typwriters.

    I think you'd get more enjoyment out of Mr. Zuccinihead

    Why are the numbers the opposite on a calculator and phone?




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    Last edited by BigBadWulf; 02-16-10 at 06:16 PM.
    02-16-10 06:13 PM
  19. paddygirl16's Avatar
    So you don't answer the calculator instead of the phone after a couple of drinks.

    Why do they still make pennies?
    02-16-10 06:18 PM
  20. Deathcommand's Avatar
    Because they like to waste our tax money on stuff that cost more than pennies to make pennies
    and some people dont have creditcards yet
    02-16-10 06:24 PM
  21. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Because they like to waste our tax money on stuff that cost more than pennies to make pennies


    Do you have a creditcard
    Why no, I don't.


    Is there anything more plastic than Pamela Anderson?
    02-16-10 07:13 PM
  22. ramalam's Avatar
    They're fake?! Lol


    A fresh rose that'll eventually die, or a fake one that'll last forever?

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    02-16-10 10:15 PM
  23. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Dont like roses.

    Anyone have some good meds?
    02-16-10 11:29 PM
  24. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    No, used them all last week.

    What kind of meds?

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    02-16-10 11:31 PM
  25. ShiPanda's Avatar
    some good meds.

    Got a hammer?
    02-16-10 11:49 PM
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