1. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I am not mean. Not usually anyways.

    Why dont you take a nap?
    12-19-09 03:52 AM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Because security doesn't like that and I need to remain employed.

    What will you be doing later?

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    12-19-09 03:55 AM
  3. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Getting off work and christmas stuff.

    Why are you asking?
    12-19-09 04:01 AM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Because this thread is devoted to questions.

    Have you ever pondered whether sasquatch is real?

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    12-19-09 04:10 AM
  5. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I seen that fool one time.

    Can I have some aspirin?
    12-19-09 04:13 AM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Sure, anything else?

    Rather have a per shark or pet monkey?

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    12-19-09 05:01 AM
  7. ShiPanda's Avatar
    No. Ive had a headache since yesterday. Monkey I guess. Sharks are mean.

    Do you want a reindeer as a pet?
    12-19-09 05:06 AM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Only if it can bring me Santa's bag of goodies. (Not that bag of goodies, his magic sack. The one with toys. Knock it off, you know what I mean)

    What is the capital of Australia?

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    12-19-09 05:07 AM
  9. ShiPanda's Avatar
    BWAHAHAHAHA. UMMM I dont know. I dont live there. I didnt pay attention in school.

    Why do you want santas sack?
    12-19-09 05:11 AM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Rumor has it that it contains every toy ever produced, including electronic gadgets. ?

    Who wouldn't want Santa's magical sack of toys?

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    12-19-09 05:13 AM
  11. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Depends on what kinda toys were talking about.

    Three things you always have with you?
    12-19-09 05:15 AM
  12. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Heart, brain, right side little toe.

    Three things you never have with you?

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    12-19-09 05:18 AM
  13. ShiPanda's Avatar
    A moose, pimento cheese, and snow.

    What would you do if a fat person who weighed 100345665465 pounds, sat on you?
    12-19-09 05:21 AM
  14. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    I would wish I had a moose standing above me so the fat person got jabbed by its' antlers and chose to sit elsewhere.

    What would you do if the bowl of chocolate mousse turned into a moose and was unhappy about being eaten?

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    12-19-09 05:22 AM
  15. ShiPanda's Avatar
    I would pet him, and name him Larry the moussey!

    Would you get me food so I can feed larry the moussey?
    12-19-09 05:25 AM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    As long as he doesn't eat unicorns, hopes, and dreams, I can probably help every other leap year on Feb 29.

    What would you do if you saw a manatee fly around you?

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    12-19-09 05:28 AM
  17. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Not sure I didnt think they could fly.

    Why wont you help me?
    12-19-09 05:37 AM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    The chocolate moose feeders have the contract for it. They'll sue me.

    Why not make it vanilla instead?

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    12-19-09 05:58 AM
  19. ShiPanda's Avatar
    Because I want a dang moose!

    Why dont you go home?
    12-19-09 06:16 AM
  20. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Because I've got 5 min left until I can.

    Why don't you and your moose go for a walk?

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    12-19-09 06:25 AM
  21. ShiPanda's Avatar
    To cold outside.

    Why dont you eat a parrot?
    12-19-09 06:26 AM
  22. elgraves's Avatar
    Because it tastes funny.

    Is it ok to dance when drunk even if you can't?

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    12-19-09 07:15 AM
  23. _StephenBB81's Avatar
    Yes it is

    can you lick your elbow?
    12-19-09 08:22 AM
  24. elgraves's Avatar
    Nope.

    Have you tried?
    12-19-09 10:09 AM
  25. _StephenBB81's Avatar
    Yup, never successful


    What was your first kind of soup?
    12-19-09 11:03 AM
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