1. trucky's Avatar
    FREE MUSTACHE RIDES!!! (Asheville)

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    HEY LADIES, ALL ABOARD!!! What a fun way to spend a snow day. For all of you ladies who never had one and always wondered what its like, nows your chance. Now this ain't no Dirty Sanchez type of mustache, its the real deal, nice and furry with handlebars...AND RIDES ARE FREE! So don't be shy, it won't bite. This cowboy will let you saddle right up, and its a great way to stay warm. Like most rides there are no height requirements, just have to be at least 18. We can also build a yellow snow man if that sounds better, I have a special nose for it that I have been waiting to use. Have a great snow day and make it fun! ENJOY!!!
    12-21-09 08:18 AM
  2. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Pure class...
    12-21-09 10:20 AM
  3. trucky's Avatar
    busch light (montford)

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    don't come to our potluck with ****e beer, please. 8 (eight) cans of chilled busch light needing to be out of our fridge ASAP.

    no questions asked, no judgmental looks, just get it out of our home. please.

    if you appear to be under 21 you'll have a door shut it your face. just how it is.
    12-22-09 06:18 AM
  4. princesstlake's Avatar
    bhahahahhaha
    12-22-09 08:03 AM
  5. jlb21's Avatar
    Was that first one written by Tiger Woods?
    12-22-09 08:51 AM
  6. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I happen to like Busch Light...

    And even if I didn't/don't like a beer that someone leaves at my house, I'm going to drink it.

    And even if I gave it away (which I wouldn't, see above), I wouldn't put it on CL!
    12-22-09 10:48 AM
  7. trucky's Avatar
    FREE (Asheville, NC)

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    Free Radicals!
    You pick-up. I can not deliver these in my Mazda 5. Pick-up truck, trailer with tarp or mass spectrometer would be ideal.
    All radicals are free and unpaired, but are open to bondage.
    Photos available but only compatable with spectrometer.
    Respond to Moses Gomberg if interested.
    04-08-10 06:17 AM
  8. becmow2's Avatar
    what?! free moustache rides?! ... i've always had to put change in.
    04-08-10 09:10 AM
  9. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Just because I have a coin slot, doesn't mean you have to pay...

    EDIT: That's a special becmow deal ladies, quit emailing me!
    Last edited by KillYouWithMyMind; 04-08-10 at 09:43 AM.
    04-08-10 09:40 AM
  10. becmow2's Avatar
    Just because I have a coin slot, doesn't mean you have to pay...

    EDIT: That's a special becmow deal ladies, quit emailing me!

    yesssss! (but do you get what you pay for? or in this case, not pay for?)
    04-08-10 09:51 AM
  11. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I've got a moustache ride guarantee. If you're not satisfied, all the free rides you can handle.
    04-08-10 11:16 AM
  12. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I have some hungry antioxidants that would be very interested in those free radicals.
    04-08-10 11:24 AM
  13. trucky's Avatar
    I have some hungry antioxidants that would be very interested in those free radicals.
    I'm thinking your antioxidants are probably more interested in the bondage portion.
    04-08-10 12:29 PM
  14. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    You have not truly experienced bondage, until you try molecular bondage.
    04-08-10 12:50 PM
  15. middbrew's Avatar
    You have not truly experienced bondage, until you try molecular bondage.
    I agree! There is nothing like a covalent bondage shared by a pair of electrons.
    Last edited by middbrew; 04-09-10 at 10:43 PM.
    04-09-10 10:41 PM
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