[Blue_Snowflakes]

The University of Michigan's football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Rich Rodriguez (former head coach at West Virginia University ) immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.

Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again next Saturday in Columbus, Ohio.

GO BUCKS!

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[skullgame45]

That's pretty funny!

GO IRISH!!

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[trucky]

tooooooooooo funny, I nearly spewed my coffee...

[wallyjayrosenberger]

That's freakin awesome!

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[xxxxpradaxxxx]

Why did they assume it was anthrax?

Why didn't they think it was something more common/normal?

Like Cocaine.

[gregerator]

Hahahahahahaha!!! Oh man. *breathe* *wipe tear* whew!

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[Blue_Snowflakes]

Bwhahaha-- burn. I must admit this is pretty hilarious.

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[killthischorus]

major investigation fail.

[Hat3d1]

I think the even larger fail is that some don't realize this is just a joke. :P

And since we are touting College football.

BOOMER SOONER!